The Ethan Ralph Timeline (Gunt Lore)
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"Oh yeah motherfucker? Pump the brakes? How about I pump this shit straight into my carotid artery?! What do you think for that cocksucker?! How about you come back when you've grown a pair, bitch?! I'm changing for shit and you can go fuck yourself!!"
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The problem with a Geno Samuel style documentary of Ralph is that whoever tries to make such a comprehensive documentary would undoubtedly have to sift through probably hundreds if not thousands of hours of new and old Killstream to find all the stupid shit Ralph has said and done over the years. Ralph streams what, multiple hours every day of the week? It is insanity. The documentary would have to be surface level at best.
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And they have to introduce minor characters like Council of Evil & mention any drama that Ralph has involved himself in for the last couple of years. There was this documentary about Chris-chan a long time ago that I really like. It doesn't really detail all the drama that Chris got himself into but focus more on the bigger drama like Liquid Chris & Housefire incident.
If anyone wants to make Ethan Ralph documentary, I suggest focus more on big drama. Healstream, Pillstream, Sex Tape, Dimensional Merge, Both Portugal Trips, Fighting with his ex-cohosts & Daddy Jim (the person that is responsible for Ethan' career). Just focus on the narrative that Ethan Ralph is a fuck up that always redefine what's being rock bottom means.
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It’s funny how much less like a wigger and more like some retard hick he sounded back in the day
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Alright, I updated the years before 2022 somewhat and posted additional videos and pictures. I'll fill out the timeline more and detail things over the course of the week when I have time.
Agreed, you don't need to cover every stream or tweet he made, only the big or notable events (there's still a shitload of that)
Agreed, you don't need to cover every stream or tweet he made, only the big or notable events (there's still a shitload of that)
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They could also go the multipart documentary route. Well, that would be a massive undertaking. If you want to tell the gunte whole story and it will take months to complete. I don’t know if anyone wants to put the time and money into such an undertaking TBH.
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Great idea for a thread, but I think the OP definitely needs some updating.
Shit like this:
I'd also bring up MC Jarbo, who Ralph was a huge fan of. Ralph would play his music on stream all the time, and was super proud that he got a feature in "My Girlfriend's Daughter". But when MC Jarbo started making fun of Ralph, Ralph burned the bridge with him and started demanding that anyone who associates with him stop playing MC Jarbo music on stream. You also neglected to include the Chris Chan arrest, which was in 2021 and was considered by many to be the iconic "Passing of the Torch" from Chris to Ralph as KiwiFarms' favorite lolcow. I didn't see a mention of The Shart Heard Round the World either, which also happened in 2021.
I'll just make a list of stuff that should probably be added, so it's easier to read:
Another suggestion, maybe break it up by era as opposed to by year (ie. Pre-Prison Era, Gamergate Era, Top of the Sektur Era, Knoxville Era, Child Bride Era, etc.). That would make the timeline easier to follow, in my opinion.
Shit like this:
Definitely needs some more to it.
I'll just make a list of stuff that should probably be added, so it's easier to read:
- Mama Ralph died of shame. Since Ralph refused to get a COVID vaccine to see her, she died alone in her hospital room. To this day Ralph accuses Metokur of being the reason he wasn't allowed to be with his mother when she died. (May 2021)
- Ralph burning the bridge with MC Jarbo and demanding everyone associated with him stop playing his music on stream. (2021?)
- Ralph burning the bridge with Warski for streaming with PPP. (Early 2021?)
- Ralph and Meigh stalk Chris Chan around the Charlottesville area and manage to capture footage of his arrest. (Aug. 2021)
- The Shart Heard Round the World (Sep. 2021)
- Ralph burning the bridge with Rekieta for laughing at said shart. (Sep. 2021)
- Ralph burning the bridge with Flamenco, for streaming with Aydin Paladin. (Aug. 2021)
- Killstream.tv has a data breach, information on all Killstream subscribers is dumped online. Said info includes their email addresses, passwords, first and last names, and the last 4 digits of their credit card number. Ralph & Gator insisted the site was secure and not to worry about it. (Aug. 2021)
- In an email to all Killstream subscribers, Ralph accidentally leaks the email addresses of all of his subscribers by neglecting to use the BCC feature. (Aug. 2021?)
- The appearance of the I C O N I C "Kid Diddler" hat. (Oct. 2021)
- Adrienne Blair raped Ralph in court after he used his website to attempt life-ruination on her. He wrote a hitpiece in an attempt to get her fired, he then posted pictures of where she works and where she lives. The court even put a gag order on Ralph. This situation also cost Ralph his Patreon account. (2021?)
Another suggestion, maybe break it up by era as opposed to by year (ie. Pre-Prison Era, Gamergate Era, Top of the Sektur Era, Knoxville Era, Child Bride Era, etc.). That would make the timeline easier to follow, in my opinion.
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Last year I was working on a thorough timeline with links and dates before Sam fucked around with the versus threads and I lost all motivation.
It's mostly complete from the time of Ralph's release from jail up until/shortly after the Harvest, some subsequent events were documented but I didn't get around to adding links. Additionally, some links might be broken, and the formatting is fucked up at some points as this is a raw dump from the text file I had.
Ladies and guntlemen, I present a comprehensive timeline of Ralph's various antics. The focus is mainly on his post-GG era as that's what's of interest for most aylawgs. I omitted or simplified a lot of early content, especially prior to February 2019, that I consider to be ultimately irrelevant to current day Ralphalore (e.g. The Stepfather/gamergate 2.0 arc, Shitrat, skeptic feuds, etc). The Faith Saga is also mostly self contained in a spoiler as the happenings during this period were plentiful and dense. I tried to be thorough, so let me know if I'm missing anything noteworthy.
2016
September
5th -- Ralph is arrested for assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest
2017
June
14th -- Lane Davis, a former contributor to Ralph's blog, is arrested after murdering his father. Ralph responded by "firing" all of his blog staff and sanitizing his site
19th -- Ralph reports to county jail to begin his sentence. While imprisoned, Nora acted as EIC for his site. His ad revenue plummets drastically
2018
February
March
18th -- Ralph posits in his thread that he's actually 5'10 and 185lbs after some posters begin speculating about his height and weight
April
14th -- During a bloodsports match between James Allsup and Nick Fuentes, Ralph snipes Baked Alaska having a meltdown and attracts the attention of Metokur, who becomes a frequent guest. Ralph's numbers skyrocket and The Killstream becomes an overnight success
18th -- Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar, criminal) makes his first appearance on the show
May
21st -- 1) The IBS apocalypse stream, everything fucking implodes, Ralph somehow escapes unscathed. The beginning of TonkaSaw's public fall from grace 2) Dick Masterson's first appearance on The Killstream
July
18th -- The Killstream is yeeted from Soundcloud and dozens of pre-jail episodes are lost to the void
August
8th -- The Boulder Stream. After the show was flagged down during the showing of an old, edgy MundaneMatt video, Matt makes an appearance. After being bullied by Zidan and other guests, he willingly reveals himself to be a flaggot and is publicly humiliated. One of the definitive episodes of the Killstream. Ralph was shithoused wasted and continues to take credit, citing it as his finest moment
September
29th -- The Healstream, an all-star charity stream with the goal of collecting donations for St Jude, raises over $25k. Ralph makes a drunken comment and the first half is dominated by a debate about the legitimacy of the holocaust, driven by fedora tipper AtheismIsUnstoppable and anglo wignat Mark Collett
October
12th - Ralph reveals the JCaesar187 sock on stream during a screaming match with former /bybs/ cohost and z-tier eceleb Diogenes
November
1st -- Ahead of WSJ publishing an article about the Healstream and the bloodsports to far-right YouTube pipeline, the Killstream discord and YT channel are banned. The journalist writing the article, Yoree Koh, locked her Twitter account shortly before these events which leads to speculation she and WSJ are responsible
2nd -- WSJ publishes their article and St Jude/YT begin issuing refunds for all donations from the Healstream, leading to a public outcry supporting Ralph and a brief twitter hashtag campaign #WSJKillsKids. All of Ralph's YT accounts are yeeted and Zidan claims his entire Google (including YT, drive, and gmail) account was nuked
December
31st -- PPP spreads his asshole on stream and gets banned from stream.me and kicked out of his church
2019
January
18th -- Knoxville and all it encapsulates. The first Killstream "IRL stream event," indescribably embarrassing, signaling the overall decline of the show. The debut appearance of the infamous gunt
24th -- Ralph and Andy start a crowdfund for a trip to Miami as part of an announced IRL web series
February
January
16th -- Ralph publishes a hitpiece on and doxes Adezero through his blog, making statements about shooting up her apartment building. He later claims that he meant he wanted to do a livestream there
December
It's mostly complete from the time of Ralph's release from jail up until/shortly after the Harvest, some subsequent events were documented but I didn't get around to adding links. Additionally, some links might be broken, and the formatting is fucked up at some points as this is a raw dump from the text file I had.
Ladies and guntlemen, I present a comprehensive timeline of Ralph's various antics. The focus is mainly on his post-GG era as that's what's of interest for most aylawgs. I omitted or simplified a lot of early content, especially prior to February 2019, that I consider to be ultimately irrelevant to current day Ralphalore (e.g. The Stepfather/gamergate 2.0 arc, Shitrat, skeptic feuds, etc). The Faith Saga is also mostly self contained in a spoiler as the happenings during this period were plentiful and dense. I tried to be thorough, so let me know if I'm missing anything noteworthy.
2016
September
5th -- Ralph is arrested for assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest
2017
June
14th -- Lane Davis, a former contributor to Ralph's blog, is arrested after murdering his father. Ralph responded by "firing" all of his blog staff and sanitizing his site
19th -- Ralph reports to county jail to begin his sentence. While imprisoned, Nora acted as EIC for his site. His ad revenue plummets drastically
2018
February
- 2ndRalph is released from jail and returns to streaming and shilling his blog
March
18th -- Ralph posits in his thread that he's actually 5'10 and 185lbs after some posters begin speculating about his height and weight
April
14th -- During a bloodsports match between James Allsup and Nick Fuentes, Ralph snipes Baked Alaska having a meltdown and attracts the attention of Metokur, who becomes a frequent guest. Ralph's numbers skyrocket and The Killstream becomes an overnight success
18th -- Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar, criminal) makes his first appearance on the show
May
21st -- 1) The IBS apocalypse stream, everything fucking implodes, Ralph somehow escapes unscathed. The beginning of TonkaSaw's public fall from grace 2) Dick Masterson's first appearance on The Killstream
July
18th -- The Killstream is yeeted from Soundcloud and dozens of pre-jail episodes are lost to the void
August
8th -- The Boulder Stream. After the show was flagged down during the showing of an old, edgy MundaneMatt video, Matt makes an appearance. After being bullied by Zidan and other guests, he willingly reveals himself to be a flaggot and is publicly humiliated. One of the definitive episodes of the Killstream. Ralph was shithoused wasted and continues to take credit, citing it as his finest moment
September
29th -- The Healstream, an all-star charity stream with the goal of collecting donations for St Jude, raises over $25k. Ralph makes a drunken comment and the first half is dominated by a debate about the legitimacy of the holocaust, driven by fedora tipper AtheismIsUnstoppable and anglo wignat Mark Collett
October
12th - Ralph reveals the JCaesar187 sock on stream during a screaming match with former /bybs/ cohost and z-tier eceleb Diogenes
November
1st -- Ahead of WSJ publishing an article about the Healstream and the bloodsports to far-right YouTube pipeline, the Killstream discord and YT channel are banned. The journalist writing the article, Yoree Koh, locked her Twitter account shortly before these events which leads to speculation she and WSJ are responsible
2nd -- WSJ publishes their article and St Jude/YT begin issuing refunds for all donations from the Healstream, leading to a public outcry supporting Ralph and a brief twitter hashtag campaign #WSJKillsKids. All of Ralph's YT accounts are yeeted and Zidan claims his entire Google (including YT, drive, and gmail) account was nuked
December
31st -- PPP spreads his asshole on stream and gets banned from stream.me and kicked out of his church
2019
January
18th -- Knoxville and all it encapsulates. The first Killstream "IRL stream event," indescribably embarrassing, signaling the overall decline of the show. The debut appearance of the infamous gunt
24th -- Ralph and Andy start a crowdfund for a trip to Miami as part of an announced IRL web series
February
Weaponized guntposting begins, Ralph seethes and censors his chat/donations/discord, allies himself with Corey Barnhill (pedophile, criminal, liar) and goes to war with 8chan's /cow/ board. Patrons and viewers are doxed by both sides, gayops in general are at an all time high. PPP and Godwinson begin to aylawg. Ralph handles everything in the worst possible way, public opinion (and viewer numbers) plummets. The beginning of the slow death of The Killstream.
- 11th Soph, a "based" 13 year old girl who made edgy culture war videos and was groomed by Shadman, is a guest on the show after Ralph and panelists discover her content. The audience obviously thinks this is an awful idea but Ralph says he doesn't give a shit
- 18th JLP's first guest appearance which abruptly ends in favour of Warski and Corey Barnhill (pedophile, criminal, liar) hijacking the show after Andy's YouTube channel is hacked. The catalyst for Zidan's permanent retirement from the show in the days that follow
- 19th
- Ralph argues in his thread with Josh about the declining state of the Killstream and takes down the KS webforum
- CRP has a falling out with Andy and Ralph over a bunch of retarded shit nobody cares about, a feud which continues to this day
- 25th Corey Barnhill (pedophile, criminal, etc) turns on Ralph, to the surprise of nobody (except Ralph, I guess)
- 26thLord Akira, a popular paypig, donates to Nick Rekeita and shares screencaps of Ralph confronting him in DMs. Ralph promptly doxes him on /cow/ in response. Viewers and associates disavow and leave in droves
- 28th
- Evidence emerges that indicates Ralph, in an obvious troll shield attempt, condoned and encouraged Plate Gang (a cabal of terminally online autists and trolls born from the killstream discord) to engage in various gayops. Activities include but were not limited to doxing and harassing detractors, viewers, and rival streamers
- Ralph and Dispatch holler at each other. Origin of the Ralph Reversal
- Ralph and Warski "expose" an instagram CP ring live on stream by showing off images of partially nude underage girls, compromising a federal investigation. Despite speculation, there are no legal consequences to the stream (stream archive)
- 3rd Andy and Ralph rent an apartment together and announce plans for a business partnership
- 4th
- Stream.me shutters permanently after the site owners and their families are doxed by /cow/
- The Killstream rebrands and returns to YouTube after Memology101 offers to host the show on his channel
- 9th Beginning of the Miami trip, the intention being to film a webseries starring Ralph and Warski. None of the expectations or promises for the trip/crowdfund are met, instead appearing to mostly be an excuse to dupe the audience into funding a vacation
- 13thAndy criticizes Ralph for his alcoholism and refusal to stream due to his fear of the aylawgs. Ralph, who spent the entire trip tanked, drunkenly confronts and threatens Warski. They briefly make up and return to Virginia
- 23rd Several days after Nora arrives from the UK, a heavily intoxicated Ralph becomes paranoid that she and Andy are fucking behind his back and threatens both of them before taking her to his mother's house. Andy does an impromptu stream so he can afford a bus back to Miami, under the pretense of visiting Disneyland with Failure. Ralph and Andy's apartment is abandoned and their business/personal relationship is left in shambles
- 25thFlamenco and Randbot begin appearing as cohosts
- 26th Ralph posts an article on his blog coping and making excuses for being a bloated alcoholic, announces plans to stop drinking and get fit, and admits Gator and Zidan have taken a step away from the show as regular contributors (Gator returns less about a week later)
Ralph's numbers continue to dwindle and he begins to bleed patrons on both Patreon and NP2. Despite his claims of sobriety, he's frequently shitfaced drunk and slurring during the show. People generally stop paying attention to both Ralph and his show and he begins to slip into irrelevance
- 2nd Ronald Eugene Ralph, Ethan's father, is discovered dead and alone at the age of 64. A memorial was held at a Mexican restaurant in West Memphis, Arkansas. Ralph also posts a memorial on his blog
- 13th AIM AIM AIM AIM STAY BAAAAAAAACK WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES
- 14th Palmer Eldritch, the delegated archivist for the Killstream, has his YouTube channel banned for hosting episodes and Ralph announces the Killstream is moving to dLive as a primary platform
- 18th In addition to dLive, Ralph continues to multistream to YouTube via unlisted streams on a channel Failure gifted to him that has been rebranded as being "Property of Nora"
- 27th Allegations of Ralph's infidelity and hiring of a prostitute during the Miami trip begin to surface. While later discovered to be true, the initial accusations come from Corey Barnhill (pedophile, criminal, liar) and are thus largely ignored
- 7th After missing the previous day's show with no explanation, a very drunk Ralph streams himself silently watching a Soph stream and creepily scrolling through her channel, much to the alarm of his chat who assume he's been hacked. Internet theorists theorize Ralph was spanking his monkey to Soph and this footage becomes notorious. Gator and Flamenco attempt to contact him to no response and proceed to run damage control while pretending nothing is wrong. Dispatch claims he called in a welfare check and the responding officers said nothing was amiss. Ralph falls asleep on stream which continues to run into the morning when his terminally ill mother wakes him up to take her to dialysis and he proceeds to verbally abuse her on a hot mic
- 8th Ethan makes a nonsensical tweet and then quickly deletes it. Combined with the previous stream, speculation arises that Ralph is abusing benzos
- 9th Likely still out of his mind on pills, Ralph gets into a car accident and flees the scene, leaving his bumper behind
- 11th Ralph makes a series of typo riddled tweets pretending EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE. Gator sweeps it up and hosts a "Scuffed" version of the Killstream without Ralph
- 13th Gator hosts a show with Josh and Geno Samuel as guests to discuss Chrischan. The most positive reception a Killstream episode has received in months
- 17th Following days of incoherent tweets and indiscriminate shitflinging, Ralph announces a show, to the surprise of his cohosts. The stream is plagued with technical problems and Ralph is clearly on something other than liquor. Flamenco tries to reel Ralph in and is verbally attacked and degraded before taking the show off the air to avoid further spectacle
- 19th
- The Pillstream (archive). Ralph tries to stream again and audibly rattles a pill bottle as he hucks benzo down his gullet. He's plagued with technical problems, to the point of opening an OBS tutorial on the air while Gator and Flamenco remain muted and air their frustration out on twitter. Ralph rambles about wanting to suck Jim's dick and then shits all over Flamenco again before shoving more pills down his gaping maw. Gator gets Ralph to wind down the stream (although a dLive staffer has to eventually end the stream manually) and begins taking drastic measures by calling Nora. The origin of the Ode to Jim
- Post-stream discord audio is posted with viewers expressing their concerns to Ralph for his wellbeing, followed by audio from Flamenco giving his perspective
- 20th Gator visits the MATI discord server to drop hot goss, confirms Ralph obsessively reads /cow/ and the farms to stay up to date on what the haterz, and disavows Ralph's recent behaviour. Ralph then claims Gator begs him for money to be able to pay his rent. Gator still eventually returns to the plantation
- 21st Yet another stream attempt from Ralph, who remains inexorably intoxicated. Dame Pesos is a guest and takes the piss out of an oblivious Ralph continuously. Josh snipes and joins the call to attempt an intervention before being mindbroken by Dame and his soundboard.
- 25th Ralph publishes an article to his blog "apologising" for his xanax fueled dumpster fire of a month, without ever taking responsibility for his addiction issues or even specifying exactly what he's apologising for. Godwinson uploads another dramatic reading
- 29th Plate Gang spray paint and vandalize Ralph's car, he claims he filed a police report, but instead of having his insurance handle it, tries to remove the paint with acetone
Ralph continues to bleed money and viewers but manages to reel himself in, making for an uneventful month
- 2nd Paypal bans Ralph from their platform and he writes an article for his blog pretending he gives a shit about freedom of speech and big tech monopolization
- 12th DarkV, a popular caller and (former) audience member, passes away from a heart attack. F
Content drought continues, Ralph remains apparently sober for several months and delivers a run of decent episodes before resuming drinking in November, yet is still able to maintain his composure on stream. There's sparse drama with other z-tier ecelebs and some minor internal conflict mainly due to Rand being Australian, but otherwise no noteworthy occurrences
2020January
Ralph's spell of competency begins to draw to a close and aylawgs smell blood in the water. He shows up a few times in his thread to argue with posters but ultimately it's an uneventful month. PPP and Godwinson's campaign begins to ratchet up the pressure
- 9th Rand and Ralph have a public spat on twitter where Ralph reveals he's saved recordings of Rand having an emotional breakdown over his wife miscarrying. Ralph shows up in his thread to cope that IT'S NAWT TROOOOO
- 17th Ralph claims on Twitter that he was robbed at gunpoint
- 24th PPP predicts the future
- 26th Ralph attends AFPAC after mending bridges with Nick Fuentes and Baked Alaska. Beardson later claims that Ralph was drunk the entire time
- 28th Ralph announces he and Nora are getting divorced and publishes an article on his blog
Ralph begins dating Adezero, information gleaned after the fact indicates Ralph was also grooming Faith during this time
- 10th Randbot gets doxed, and to this day claims it's a false dox, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
- 14th Ralph appears as a guest on The Drunken Peasants to "debate" Vaush. He gets plastered, drops some gamer words, threatens to dox Vaush's girlfriend, and gets kicked from the show. He has a meltdown on dLive during his aftershow and threatens site staff before his stream is taken down and he loses his partnership (archive)
- 16th Nora makes an appearance on the show as a "fuck you" to Vaush. Years later Ralph confirms that this was a paid appearance
- 29th Pey begins running the Killstream tiktok
Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) returns to put the screws to Ralph and company, gets doxed, and disappears again, Godwinson and PPP double down on their crusade, and Dick Masterson loses his fucking mind
- 1st Start of the Simpspiracy. Jesse from Podawful shares text message screencaps of Dick Masterson being incredibly cringe and trying to manipulate a (married) e-girl into giving him a crumb of coochie. Jesse confronts Dick on the killstream and is dogpiled and muted repeatedly before being unceremoniously kicked off the stream. Previously a fan favourite, public opinion begins to sour on Dick while Godwinson and PPP allege a coordinated coverup and start to scrutinize NP2 and the connections/conflicts of interest certain content creators on the platform share. These events and the fall out from them dominate most of the month
- 9th Godwinson offers Ralph £5k to fight PPP. Josh sweetens the pot and offers an additional $1,900 if Ralph follows through. Ultimately Ralph backs out and nothing comes of it
- 11th
- Ralph shows up in Phantom Organization's chat during a livestream and gets bullied, he responds by flagging down the stream. Guntguards run damage control and Ralph pretends he dindu nuffin despite evidence to the contrary. Phantom Organization becomes one of the more prolific aylawgs in the days that follow
- Ralph announces his longtime archivist/restreamer on youtube, FullBlast Forever, is retiring. FBF eventually turns coat. Kaz, a homosexual mixed race weeb, takes up the mantle and begins to restream on the Chillstream channel
- 16th Corey Barnhill (pedophile, criminal, etc), extorts Flamenco into quitting the Killstream
- 22nd Josh makes the corn joke. The dominos begin to fall
- 24th Ralph confronts Josh on TDS about the corn joke and the ethics of "leaking" DMs. In a misguided and nonsensical ploy to "own" Josh, Ralph confirms he and Adezero are in a relationship. A very public falling out and the beginning of a long running, mostly one-sided feud
- 27th Meigh makes her unremarkable debut appearance on the show
Ralph becomes obsessed with Josh and his penis, meanwhile the stage is set behind the scenes for the Faith saga. Beyond impotent flailing and a handful of feuds on twitter, it's a bit of a quiet month
- 15th Ralph flies to LA and meets Faith at Dax's Barbie Dream Mansion
- 18th TeaClips vs Ralph feud begins after he rescinds permission for her to clip the show when she wouldn't clip him sperging out at Josh
- 20th Discord bans the Killstream server
- 26th Ade and Ralph break up
- 28th np2 is blacklisted by Mastercard and shuts down
The Faith Saga begins, Ralph and Gator get really, really mad at Godwinson, PPP, Null, and the Farms, the guntguards sweep it up by pretending a 35 year old alcoholic neet dating a mentally ill teenager is based and everybody else is just jealous, and Ralph begins to cozy up to DigiBro's drug addicted group of sexual degenerates
- 10th After posting a lengthy statement on her Twitter, Faith runs away from home and flies to West Virginia to live with Ralph
- 12th Faith's weird e-boyfriend, AHalfWayCrook, discovers Faith is "cheating" on him
- 15th Squire of Gothos introduces Faith Vickers – Ralph’s ‘Hot 18 year old girlfriend,’ an emotionally immature, depressed, homely, leftist teenager obsessed with Disney (aka for all intensive porpoises, a child)
- 18th Riley, Mint, DigiBro, and Meigh show up at Ralph's house and hang out
- 21st Ralph brags about his fine dining experience and his child bride's LOS ANGELES style cooking
- 23rd
- Ralph releases a "bonus episode" on Patreon with the child bride which is restreamed by PPP and mirrored around the Internet. Ralph threatens to flag, and MundaneMatt dunks on him
- Squire of Gothos posts further information about Faith and her (ex) Internet boyfriend, including their gross fetishes and questionable mental states
- 24th
- 25th Ralph drives to Washington DC to visit Digibro and co, and shows up in dLive's discord to tattle and kvetch about PPP whose stream is shut down for restreaming and commentating over a patreon bonus episode. Null attempts to stream, and he too is flagged down. Finally, Godwinson fires up his channel and gets taken down without even playing any of Ralph's material. Gator smugly celebrates and sweeps it up, and Ralph later brags and doubles down on twitter
- 27th Matthew and Ariana Vickers, Faith's mom and dad, business owners, and firearms enthusiasts, are formally introduced to the thread. The physical resemblance between MWV and Ethan does not go unnoticed
- 28th
- Imagine taking this photo, looking at it, and then posting it to twitter as an own. Everything else aside, this really does prove how completely detached from reality Ralph is
- The aylawgs start memeing on MWV's Facebook profile. Consequences will never be the same as Matthew begins his public web presence and makes his dislike of Ralph as apparent as he can
- Ralph accuses Matthew of physically abusing Faith, an unsubstantiated narrative Faith has repeatedly proclaimed in an effort for sympathy and attention
- MWV says the relationship between Ralph and Faith was unknown to him until she ran away from home
- Godwinson and PPP go live during the Killstream and claim to have MWV on their show (although later confirmed to not be him), Ralph's numbers get blown the fuck out, and he becomes visibly shaken while apparently texting somebody during the show
- 29th Ralph calls Matt Jarbo at 3am in a pathetic effort to revive the feud from the Boulderstream, Matt responds with bemused indifference (another chain from Matt) (video)
- 30th
- The child bride, now referred to by the cringey, tryhard nickname "zoomer girl," makes a crude drawing and a visibly embarrassed Ralph is obligated to show it off on stream
- A grand declaration of war from MWV. Ralph fires back in his typical, charming way and it continues, complete with threats of legal action. Guntguards begin to assemble to defend their honorable mensch
- Ralph takes the childbride to lunch showing off her profoundly jacked up teeth and is audibly seething while doing that breathy little inflection he does whenever he tries to posture as hot shit
- PPP's stream gets struck down ostensibly for nudity/pornographic content after showing the jcaesar pornhub account
- After lunch, Ralph and the childbride go to a museum, one he took Nora to in 2019, because he's sophisticated and definitely not because he's cheap and admission is free
- SouthernDingo, frequent caller and (future) cohost to the Killstream, is doxed on Twitter
- After announcing their next guest as a defector from the guntguard, PPP hosts Randbot (or at least, EarJuice pretending to be Randbot) for an interview, and Ralph gets BTFO'd yet again
- Ralph infers his father got a DNA test to prove paternity
- 31st
- Ralph visits Digibro and Meigh in DC (the latter even giving Null a shout out), streaming himself bullying the child bride while driving
- PPP has "Ronnie Ralph" (kayfabe) on his stream
- 1st PPP is suspended from dLive after showing floor plans of Ralph's crackshack
- 3rd
- Ralph visits Digibro again
- AdeZero publicly begins to dunk on Ralph and posts in the thread, mentioning that Ralph was e-dating Faith since at least January before entering into a relationship with Ade, and that Faith knew Ralph was already in a relationship at the time. In response, Ralph pulls down his websites, which Ade was hosting
- Ralph flags down numerous channels on dLive that restream his content, eight in total
- 5th
- Ralph quietly backtracks his previous stance on restreams and it's confirmed he personally contacted dLive to ban channels that restream his content
- Ralph condemns the Farms' aylawgery and fishes for sympathy points on Twitter, Josh responds in thread while simultaneously showcasing dLive's double standard when it comes to enforcing their guidelines
- 6th Ralph films himself being fat while interviewing Ghislane Maxwell associate and probable glownigger Jacob Wohl(2)
- 7th Despite her previous claims about suffering consistent abuse at their hands, Faith expresses her love for her parents who have flown to the east coast to visit her. Ralph acknowledges he has no plans of meeting either of them
- 9th AdeZero posts caps of Ralph messaging her earlier in the month trying to convince her to have a threesome with Faith
- 10th
- MC Jarbo releases a new song and begins aylawging the gunt
- Chris Kerr makes an account on the Farms to claim that Faith is "just using" Ralph and announces a stream to "clear everything up," During the stream he shows DMs from Faith that reveal the following (stream archive)
- Ralph's breath smells like old tampons
- Faith claims to be ignorant of Ralph's past and tells Chris that she and Ralph are not dating
- Ralph is an emotionally abusive drunk
- During the stream, Chris is DM'd a video showing Ralph awkwardly having gross, unprotected sex with Faith, revealing his microdick, and including the part where he thumbs her ass and audibly huffs it
- 11th
- The Corn Harvest stream (archive) featuring AdeZero, Josh, Kraut, PPP, and others. Lore revealed includes
- Ralph began dating Adezero in the weeks immediately following his divorce from Nora and mentioned he was regularly chatting up an 18 year old girl, implied to be Faith
- Ralph obsessively reads the Farms to the point where Gator had to intervene and read it for him and give him easily digestible bullet points
- The house Ralph and his mother live in is a messy wreck and Ade quickly returned to her apartment in Michigan shortly after she arrived to visit (but not before cleaning Ralph's room lol). Ralph went with her, violating parole by going across state lines
- Ade claims Ralph's nest egg at the time they were together was a little above $50k
- Ralph is short, probably 5'6", and has stumpy t-rex arms
- The reason for the divorce from Nora had to do with Ralph, his behaviour, and his show directly impacting her personal and professional life. Ade alludes to other reasons but doesn't elaborate
- Ralph is a pillhead and the sex with him was so bad that Ade was feeding him klonopin so she he'd pass out
- Null lives in Ralph's head rent free and his broken penis is regularly brought up in private conversations
- Gator gets paid but Ade doesn't know the specific amount
- Nora hates Ralph and he paid her to come on the show to pretend otherwise
- Ralph dropped out of high school and has never worked a "regular" job
- Anal is Ralph's primary fetish, Ade speculates coprophilia may be another
- Ralph played the Boulderstream and his guest verse in an MC Jarbo song for Ade in an effort to impress her
- While in jail, Ralph tried to flex his eceleb cred to little success
16th -- Ralph publishes a hitpiece on and doxes Adezero through his blog, making statements about shooting up her apartment building. He later claims that he meant he wanted to do a livestream there
December
- 8th Ralph receives 0.5 BTC from a lunatic Frenchman who an hero'd and sent crypto to a bunch of alt-right content creators ostensibly to "save the huwhite race." Ralph quickly sells during a dip for an estimated $8k and seethes about his mistake for months afterwards
- 10th -- The original Ralph thread is locked and Dear Feeder opens the subforum to much rejoicing. A new era in aylawging begins
- 12th -- Ralph is a featured guest for RoadRage Tampa and bombs hard. Chat logs eventually leak that reveal most of Dick's audience and social circle hate Ralph. Evidence drops that seems to indicate he was smoking meth at the event
- 15th -- Ralph and Meigh confirm they are in a relationship. Faith files a police report and Ralph is arrested and charged for releasing revenge pornography
- 31st -- HotWheels writes a Wikipedia entry about Ralph and uses Brianna Wu as a citation
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2019
2021
January
12th --Ralph receives a one month suspension on dLive and begins streaming on Trovo, a Twitch competitor owned by Tencent
February
3rd -- After his revenge pornography case is declared “nolle prosequi," Ralph claims he is finally off probation as part of the arrangement
12th -- Right Wing Watch reports on Ralph's revenge pornography case and he threatens to sue them
11th -- Ralph tweets threats about traveling to Florida to rape Null's mom
March
11th -- StreamElements bans Ralph who declares a lifelong vendetta against them, which he never addresses ever again
13th -- Jamie Vine, a dead-eyed, drug addicted prostitute and amateur porn actress, is featured as the "inaugural" in-studio guest and bluntly explains the horrific realities of her life and career choice. It's later revealed that Ralph and Meigh hired her to engage in a threesome which is why she was there in the first place
19th -- Ralph cuts ties with dLive once and for all and threatens to "expose" them by writing an entry on his blog. Nothing comes to fruition
28th -- During a trip to collect Meigh's loot from Digibro's house, Ralph trespasses onto private property and physically assaults a woman and several members of the LGBTQ community after they call him short. He gets punched in his Habsburg jaw and pantsed for his trouble. Ironically the footage from this incident proves he is indeed very short. The bifurcated gunt makes a special guest appearance
April
4th -- Ralph falsely DMCA's an episode of MATI
27th -- Assnapkins
May
27th -- Alexander Matthew Vickers, the paper aborted bastard son of convicted sex offender and violent felon Ethan Ralph, is born in California. The sun is eclipsed at the hour of his birth and 1/3rd of the human population spontaneously combusts. The farms rejoice
28th -- 1) Ralph mass flags TeaClips channel, effectively killing it. He openly brags on twitter and tells people to subscribe to killstream.tv 2) Flamenco halfheartedly disavows Ralph for flagging TeaClips and gets his shit pushed by Bryan Dunn in for being a fencesitting faggot
June
July
9th -- After
13th -- Ralph flags down the infamous footage of him creeping on/allegedly masturbating to Soph's videos
17th -- Multiple odysee/LBRY channels critical of Ralph or mirroring his content are banned. The evidence indicates someone high up the odysee chain of command was personally responsible
23rd -- Null is contacted by a former classmate of Ralph's who alleges that Ethan murdered a dog that belonged to another classmate. When confronted with the story, Ralph confirms the account and defends his actions because the kid was Jewish
25th
29th Adrienne Blair wins her legal battle against Ralph, upholding the restraining order and forbidding him from referencing or harassing her
August
1st -- 1) Ralph livestreams his pursuit of Chrischan in the wake of his legal troubles, mainly for the purpose of securing an interview to dunk on Null. Ethan captures footage of Chris getting arrested and ruins it by acting like a sped and screaming "Killstream, baby!" every five seconds
2) Ethan and Meigh get engaged
2nd -- Numerous videos featuring Ralph's footage of Chris' arrest are flagged for copyright violation, including one from Dear Feeder
10th -- Ralph lashes out and burns the bridge with Flamenco once and for all
14th -- 1) Ralph announces that Meigh is pregnant. A collective shudder rattles the Internet 2) Ralph is a featured speaker regarding the dangers of COVID vaccines at an event held at the WV capitol. It goes over how you'd expect
21st -- SecureServer.tv is breached, large amounts of customer data are leaked. Ethan blames the Farms and announces plans to sue the site and go to the feds. Neither of these threats come to fruition
23rd -- Ralph embarks on a two week trip to Vegas with Meigh and Dax Herrera, apparently intended as an impromptu IRL event. Invitations were sent out to various ecelebs and paypigs although nobody showed up other than some IP2 streamers, including Alice
September
5th -- Vickers goes to Vegas and serves Ralph with Faith's domestic violence restraining order, using Ethan's Twitter feed to triangulate his location
25th -- After getting repeatedly banned from Trovo, Ralph hosts a 24hr cope stream on Odysee and audibly soils himself
29th -- Nick Rekeita lightheartedly jokes about Ralph shitting himself and Ethan loses his mind. The beginning of one of his most petty and hilarious feuds
October
15th - 24th -- Ralph's second trip to Vegas
15th -- 1) Ralph begins his second trip to Vegas 2) Ralph doxes all of the killstream.tv subscribers via email
24th -- Ralph returns to Richmond
25th -- The only YouTube mirror of the infamous Bouldstream is flagged down by Ralph
29th - Nov 4th -- Ralph's third trip to Vegas
November
6th -- Ethan goes to Maryland to shoot footage with Jacob Wohl and totals his Nissan Sentra. The insurance agent is supposedly a big fan of the Killstream
11th -- An arrest warrant is issued for Ralph after he violates the Vickers' restraining order by tweeting about Faith and her "loose pussy"
13th -- Ralph starts a crowdfund exploiting Xander on GiveSendGo under the pretense of covering legal expenses in his battle against the Vickers
23rd -- Not to be outdone when it comes to weaponizing their bastard offspring, Faith starts her own crowdfund
30th -- The apparent final breakup between Randbot2020 and Ethan Ralph, directly related to a disagreement over the latter's habitual ballwashing of Nick Fuentes
December
4th - 10th -- Ralph's fourth trip to Vegas
30th -- Ralph departs for his fifth trip to Vegas
2022
January
3rd -- Ralph returns to the east coast and gets stuck on the interstate during the drive home, missing a 24hr stream he'd planned. A based black farmer digs him out of the snow after he takes a sideroad and nearly freezes to death
5th -- Ralph officially becomes a sex offender after he pleads no contest to revenge pornography charges and receives a suspended 1 year sentence. Ethan claims this as an unconditional W
8th -- In a galaxy brained financial maneuver, Ralph buys a new 2022 Nissan Frontier
13th -- Ahead of the debut episode of The Kino Casino, Ralph publicly burns his bridge with Andy Warski for seemingly the final time
22nd -- After being baited by Warski, Ralph buys a ticket and flies to Portugal. Dick Masterson narrowly escapes joining by pretending that he broke his foot. Ralph tweets threats about raping Andy's sister
26th -- Ralph gets mugged and has his orbital bone fractured. His purse is stolen and listed on ebay. Gator later claimed that the mugging was due to Ralph attacking a prostitute
31st -- Metokur and Ralph begin a public feud after the former makes jokes about the mugging. Gator disavows Ralph's reaction and is blocked in response, ending their business and personal relationships
February
6th -- Ralph continues to sperg on twitter and finally has it out with Metokur on Matt Jarbo's channel. He gets ratassed drunk and publicly embarrasses himself throughout the stream before finally running away from Matt when asked about his flagging history.
March
-- AFPAC happens, stories later emerge that nobody at the event liked Ralph and he fell on his face while waddling around the hotel. He also posts pictures showing that he owns a worse fitting suit than Sargon
22nd -- Rozanna Sandra Ralph, "Reroll Rozy," is born. Scientists express astonishment that a pig/horse interspecies hybrid is able to survive outside the womb
23rd -- Alice of IP2 goes onto Kino Casino and alleges that she was sexually assaulted by Ralph after she got blackout drunk
-- Ralph cancels an appearance on YAH out of fear of confronting Nick Rekeita and having to address Alice's rape allegations
31st -- Ralph abandons Meigh and their bastard in favour of livestreaming his drive to Dallas. He spends the drive reading and responding to Thunderdome chat, flagging streamsnipes, and continuously taking hits off of his THC vape pen. The stream ends with him accidentally shattering a glass bong he had stashed in his front passenger seat
April
1st -- Despite canceling his guest appearance on YAH, an inebriated Ralph brings some paypigs to Blaze Studios to "confront" Elijah Schaeffer on stream, who quickly walked past and ignored them. Security intervened and Ralph left Blaze property to park across the street to holler and shuffle to Afroman on stream while consuming more alcohol. After receiving reports that the police were on the way, Ethan sped away in his truck and left his fans stranded, admitting on stream that his BAC was well over the legal limit
2nd -- Killstream Kangpin. About 70 assorted paypigs show up, most of whom were fans of Dax Herrara, who suddenly claimed he broke his arm and had to leave the event. After getting into a physical altercation with an aylawg who elbowed him in his Habsburg jaw, Ralph squealed for police and had venue security pin the aylawg to the ground so he could repeatedly kick him in the face. He then declared himself bowling champion, took the custom made trophy home, and claimed the event as a win
15th -- Ralph falsely DMCAs Flamenco's Twitch and YouTube channels
21st An associate of Nora's, acting as her proxy, goes onto MWV's stream and drops details about her abusive marriage to Ralph, who responds with his characteristic restraint and accuses Jim of being a rapist
20th -- All of Ralph's restream/backup YouTube channels get struck down, Ralph declares open war against his large assortment of "haters," and encourages his audience to flag them at will. Various cozy.tv/AF personalities cosign and encourage their own followers to do the same
28th -- Warski challenges Ralph to an IRL boxing match organised by Keemstar. Ralph accepts and then melts down and antagonizes Keem on twitter, presumably to get himself banned from the event
May
July
Bonus: some things I found while putting this together that I thought were funny, interesting, or otherwise noteworthy but not really pertinent to the main timeline
January
12th --Ralph receives a one month suspension on dLive and begins streaming on Trovo, a Twitch competitor owned by Tencent
February
3rd -- After his revenge pornography case is declared “nolle prosequi," Ralph claims he is finally off probation as part of the arrangement
12th -- Right Wing Watch reports on Ralph's revenge pornography case and he threatens to sue them
11th -- Ralph tweets threats about traveling to Florida to rape Null's mom
March
11th -- StreamElements bans Ralph who declares a lifelong vendetta against them, which he never addresses ever again
13th -- Jamie Vine, a dead-eyed, drug addicted prostitute and amateur porn actress, is featured as the "inaugural" in-studio guest and bluntly explains the horrific realities of her life and career choice. It's later revealed that Ralph and Meigh hired her to engage in a threesome which is why she was there in the first place
19th -- Ralph cuts ties with dLive once and for all and threatens to "expose" them by writing an entry on his blog. Nothing comes to fruition
28th -- During a trip to collect Meigh's loot from Digibro's house, Ralph trespasses onto private property and physically assaults a woman and several members of the LGBTQ community after they call him short. He gets punched in his Habsburg jaw and pantsed for his trouble. Ironically the footage from this incident proves he is indeed very short. The bifurcated gunt makes a special guest appearance
April
4th -- Ralph falsely DMCA's an episode of MATI
27th -- Assnapkins
May
- 14th Patreon bans Ralph
27th -- Alexander Matthew Vickers, the paper aborted bastard son of convicted sex offender and violent felon Ethan Ralph, is born in California. The sun is eclipsed at the hour of his birth and 1/3rd of the human population spontaneously combusts. The farms rejoice
28th -- 1) Ralph mass flags TeaClips channel, effectively killing it. He openly brags on twitter and tells people to subscribe to killstream.tv 2) Flamenco halfheartedly disavows Ralph for flagging TeaClips and gets his shit pushed by Bryan Dunn in for being a fencesitting faggot
June
- 2nd AdeZero serves Ethan Ralph with a restraining order and he announces his intentions to challenge it in court
July
9th -- After
13th -- Ralph flags down the infamous footage of him creeping on/allegedly masturbating to Soph's videos
17th -- Multiple odysee/LBRY channels critical of Ralph or mirroring his content are banned. The evidence indicates someone high up the odysee chain of command was personally responsible
23rd -- Null is contacted by a former classmate of Ralph's who alleges that Ethan murdered a dog that belonged to another classmate. When confronted with the story, Ralph confirms the account and defends his actions because the kid was Jewish
25th
29th Adrienne Blair wins her legal battle against Ralph, upholding the restraining order and forbidding him from referencing or harassing her
August
1st -- 1) Ralph livestreams his pursuit of Chrischan in the wake of his legal troubles, mainly for the purpose of securing an interview to dunk on Null. Ethan captures footage of Chris getting arrested and ruins it by acting like a sped and screaming "Killstream, baby!" every five seconds
2) Ethan and Meigh get engaged
2nd -- Numerous videos featuring Ralph's footage of Chris' arrest are flagged for copyright violation, including one from Dear Feeder
10th -- Ralph lashes out and burns the bridge with Flamenco once and for all
14th -- 1) Ralph announces that Meigh is pregnant. A collective shudder rattles the Internet 2) Ralph is a featured speaker regarding the dangers of COVID vaccines at an event held at the WV capitol. It goes over how you'd expect
21st -- SecureServer.tv is breached, large amounts of customer data are leaked. Ethan blames the Farms and announces plans to sue the site and go to the feds. Neither of these threats come to fruition
23rd -- Ralph embarks on a two week trip to Vegas with Meigh and Dax Herrera, apparently intended as an impromptu IRL event. Invitations were sent out to various ecelebs and paypigs although nobody showed up other than some IP2 streamers, including Alice
September
5th -- Vickers goes to Vegas and serves Ralph with Faith's domestic violence restraining order, using Ethan's Twitter feed to triangulate his location
25th -- After getting repeatedly banned from Trovo, Ralph hosts a 24hr cope stream on Odysee and audibly soils himself
29th -- Nick Rekeita lightheartedly jokes about Ralph shitting himself and Ethan loses his mind. The beginning of one of his most petty and hilarious feuds
October
15th - 24th -- Ralph's second trip to Vegas
15th -- 1) Ralph begins his second trip to Vegas 2) Ralph doxes all of the killstream.tv subscribers via email
24th -- Ralph returns to Richmond
25th -- The only YouTube mirror of the infamous Bouldstream is flagged down by Ralph
29th - Nov 4th -- Ralph's third trip to Vegas
November
6th -- Ethan goes to Maryland to shoot footage with Jacob Wohl and totals his Nissan Sentra. The insurance agent is supposedly a big fan of the Killstream
11th -- An arrest warrant is issued for Ralph after he violates the Vickers' restraining order by tweeting about Faith and her "loose pussy"
13th -- Ralph starts a crowdfund exploiting Xander on GiveSendGo under the pretense of covering legal expenses in his battle against the Vickers
23rd -- Not to be outdone when it comes to weaponizing their bastard offspring, Faith starts her own crowdfund
30th -- The apparent final breakup between Randbot2020 and Ethan Ralph, directly related to a disagreement over the latter's habitual ballwashing of Nick Fuentes
December
4th - 10th -- Ralph's fourth trip to Vegas
30th -- Ralph departs for his fifth trip to Vegas
2022
January
3rd -- Ralph returns to the east coast and gets stuck on the interstate during the drive home, missing a 24hr stream he'd planned. A based black farmer digs him out of the snow after he takes a sideroad and nearly freezes to death
5th -- Ralph officially becomes a sex offender after he pleads no contest to revenge pornography charges and receives a suspended 1 year sentence. Ethan claims this as an unconditional W
8th -- In a galaxy brained financial maneuver, Ralph buys a new 2022 Nissan Frontier
13th -- Ahead of the debut episode of The Kino Casino, Ralph publicly burns his bridge with Andy Warski for seemingly the final time
22nd -- After being baited by Warski, Ralph buys a ticket and flies to Portugal. Dick Masterson narrowly escapes joining by pretending that he broke his foot. Ralph tweets threats about raping Andy's sister
26th -- Ralph gets mugged and has his orbital bone fractured. His purse is stolen and listed on ebay. Gator later claimed that the mugging was due to Ralph attacking a prostitute
31st -- Metokur and Ralph begin a public feud after the former makes jokes about the mugging. Gator disavows Ralph's reaction and is blocked in response, ending their business and personal relationships
February
6th -- Ralph continues to sperg on twitter and finally has it out with Metokur on Matt Jarbo's channel. He gets ratassed drunk and publicly embarrasses himself throughout the stream before finally running away from Matt when asked about his flagging history.
March
-- AFPAC happens, stories later emerge that nobody at the event liked Ralph and he fell on his face while waddling around the hotel. He also posts pictures showing that he owns a worse fitting suit than Sargon
22nd -- Rozanna Sandra Ralph, "Reroll Rozy," is born. Scientists express astonishment that a pig/horse interspecies hybrid is able to survive outside the womb
23rd -- Alice of IP2 goes onto Kino Casino and alleges that she was sexually assaulted by Ralph after she got blackout drunk
-- Ralph cancels an appearance on YAH out of fear of confronting Nick Rekeita and having to address Alice's rape allegations
31st -- Ralph abandons Meigh and their bastard in favour of livestreaming his drive to Dallas. He spends the drive reading and responding to Thunderdome chat, flagging streamsnipes, and continuously taking hits off of his THC vape pen. The stream ends with him accidentally shattering a glass bong he had stashed in his front passenger seat
April
1st -- Despite canceling his guest appearance on YAH, an inebriated Ralph brings some paypigs to Blaze Studios to "confront" Elijah Schaeffer on stream, who quickly walked past and ignored them. Security intervened and Ralph left Blaze property to park across the street to holler and shuffle to Afroman on stream while consuming more alcohol. After receiving reports that the police were on the way, Ethan sped away in his truck and left his fans stranded, admitting on stream that his BAC was well over the legal limit
2nd -- Killstream Kangpin. About 70 assorted paypigs show up, most of whom were fans of Dax Herrara, who suddenly claimed he broke his arm and had to leave the event. After getting into a physical altercation with an aylawg who elbowed him in his Habsburg jaw, Ralph squealed for police and had venue security pin the aylawg to the ground so he could repeatedly kick him in the face. He then declared himself bowling champion, took the custom made trophy home, and claimed the event as a win
15th -- Ralph falsely DMCAs Flamenco's Twitch and YouTube channels
21st An associate of Nora's, acting as her proxy, goes onto MWV's stream and drops details about her abusive marriage to Ralph, who responds with his characteristic restraint and accuses Jim of being a rapist
20th -- All of Ralph's restream/backup YouTube channels get struck down, Ralph declares open war against his large assortment of "haters," and encourages his audience to flag them at will. Various cozy.tv/AF personalities cosign and encourage their own followers to do the same
28th -- Warski challenges Ralph to an IRL boxing match organised by Keemstar. Ralph accepts and then melts down and antagonizes Keem on twitter, presumably to get himself banned from the event
May
- 3rd Ralph attends the Roe v. Wade protests in DC. He is detained, questioned, and released after someone calls in a bomb threat
- 7th Presumably acting under orders from Nick Fuentes, Ralph threatens several former AF capos he has zero previous history with, including former Identity Europa head Patrick Casey
- 8th 1) Lauren Southern takes shots at Fuentes, Ralph inserts himself into the drama and is repeatedly btfo'd on twitter. Later that evening a bunch of female e-celebs including Southern review Ralph's sex tape on stream and make fun of him 2) More Skype logs from early December 2020 between Faith and Ralph are leaked by MWV, where Ralph pretends he's dying and Faith makes a bunch of horse jokes about Meigh
- 23rd Ralph abandons Meigh and Rerollzy to take another unannounced two week vacation in Portugal by himself
- 25th
- CognitiveThought and his friend Dan arrive in Portugal and livestream themselves following Ralph around Lisbon, when Ralph realises what's going on, he physically assaults the duo and gets his ass kicked repeatedly. A bystander gets knocked to the ground and police show up although nobody is arrested or charged
- Ralph backs out of the Warskl fight and Keemstar publicly ridicules him
- 13th Ralph receives a reckless driving charge after being caught going 60 in a 30mph zone
July
- 12th
Bonus: some things I found while putting this together that I thought were funny, interesting, or otherwise noteworthy but not really pertinent to the main timeline
- Lord Akira drops some hot goss including the claim that Ralph has an affinity for methamphetamine and also foreshadows Sandra's demise (2/28/19)
- Despite Ethan's later claims of his mother being filthy stinking rich, a user posts reference to Sandra Ralph having a host of financial problems and being essentially destitute for the last decade of her life (4/3/19)
- Reminder that Gator is a disingenuous nut-hugger and no amount of being doxed by his former master will ever change that. part 1 // part 2 (7/27/20)
- Being a creepy weirdo and sexually harassing a female fan (7/28/20)
- Fat man with a tiny sword (7/29/20) -- (video) (part deux)
- Ralph does karaoke in Miami before RoadRage (12/11/20)
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2023
Yes, they could do that but they couldn't do it Geno Samuel style. The reason is Ralph is way different than Chris. Most of his old stuff lost in time after Healstream (some are still up on Bitchute). Plus if anyone try to make this documentary they either have to wait for Ralph to drop fucking dead or prepare a legal battle because the ragepig will 100% try to take the video down by DMCA.
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2018
If it's of any use, here's a timeline I put together a while back for the early years.
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2022
I was thinking, "Pump the brakes? Pump the brakes bitch!? Motherfucker how bout' I pump some semen down your girlfriend's throat bitch!? Yeaaaaaah, I bet your girlfriend just looooves gettin' pumped full of semen by me... bitch, send her on by I'll show her a good ol' *burps* time..."
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2019
The timeline is that Ralph has always been a fat loser the only thing that changed is he’s gotten fatter and more grotesque shaped
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2019
Pretty amazing how quick gunt's life has spiraled out of control when you lay it all out like this.
finski
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 24, 2023
And he has aged like 20 years in the last two to three years. My father who is in his 60s looks much better than him and Ralph is only 37.
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2018
I'm sure it's been said already, but this bit actually isn't true:
"but her ex then spread it to the farms" (in reference to Ralph's sex tape.)
What actually happened was that Faith's ex was doing a livestream talking about Faith and going on and on about how she was just fucking around and didn't love Ralph and she never slept with Ralph, on and on. In response, Ralph vindictively DM'd a link to the sex tape to her ex live on stream, he pulled it up, and the link was clear as day.
I'm 99.9% certain that trolls spread the sex tape, because at the time Faith's ex was still in denial that it was even her. That poor guy refused to believe that he was the one being played around with.
"but her ex then spread it to the farms" (in reference to Ralph's sex tape.)
What actually happened was that Faith's ex was doing a livestream talking about Faith and going on and on about how she was just fucking around and didn't love Ralph and she never slept with Ralph, on and on. In response, Ralph vindictively DM'd a link to the sex tape to her ex live on stream, he pulled it up, and the link was clear as day.
I'm 99.9% certain that trolls spread the sex tape, because at the time Faith's ex was still in denial that it was even her. That poor guy refused to believe that he was the one being played around with.
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2023
I think Ralph was live when he sent the DM, too. He was live with a guest on the Killstream, and he just whipped out his phone and started ignoring the guest (in typical Ralph fashion) for like 5 minutes straight.
Fag Albert
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2015
Your dad probably has his head screwed on better, too. It's not even funny how much sharper Ralph sounded four years ago. His brain is pureed goop at this point.