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Null is wasting his time trying invent infinity and beyond next or whatever when he could just reopen the enter sphere and have a pay per post. He'd be rolling in shekels
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what's up kiwi appaloosa horse here and i'm pretty bored so i'm going to toss a few things about my involvement in here just because fuck it, why not. this is probably going to be a gigantic ramble because entersphere was a clusterfuck, but whatever.
while i'm here, i guess i'll also reply to some shit in this thread which is either wrong or weird
dunno if this was worth the time to write up for shit that's been water under the bridge for over a year and a half now, but whatever.
just as a fun little point, i originally wasn't going to get involved with entersphere because honestly at the time i didn't know who he was (i still don't actually) and more importantly i didn't care because really, who does? the main reason why i bothered boiled down to the fact that the thread was was comparatively pretty new for kiwi. the rest is on record and most of you lot already know the deal so i'm not going to bother with that shit
in any case, here's a list of the accounts i bothered with during this clusterfuck, with links where possible, and some explanations on their origins and whatnot.
TWITTER / TUMBLR: alyaza-t-gryphon, nashdrowthegryphon, nashaldrow (deleted), probably some other shit i forgot because i'm not going to waste my time tracking it down
ENTERSPHERE.FORUMOTION: NZ Drow
ENTERSPHERE.SHOUTWIKI: i don't even fucking know to be honest, don't ask
YOUTUBE: some shit which went by "matti wukasz" or something--i probably sent one of you the link at some point so that should be on record somewhere
NZDrow is some shit derived from "na zdrowie" and was the main account which will live in hilarity for all time; cheersfromquesnel is derived from a crazy dude i know who lives in canada who became an ISIS supporter.
as for the origins of alyaza and nash, i think it was because of something in the latter days of the NZDROW Kiwi account which outed him as a brony, or something hilarious like that. when that happened, i ended up running with the idea that NZDROW was really a 16 (or 15, or 41, or however many) year old gryphon-kin by the name of Mattias [Un-fucking-spellable Polish Name] who hailed from Świętochłowice, and so they were born
i conjured up the name Mattias Lukaszinski or whatever the fuck pretty much at random. not much to say there. it came with the vaguely slavic, mostly polish theme of NZDROW as did Świętochłowice and the text on NZDROW's avatar
most people probably didn't see the accounts, and what people did see was some made up shit which i posted using tumblr's ability to retroactively make posts, so it's not like you really missed out. links are above though if you're curious
i'll still maintain though that null should have just let entersphere.forumotion happen though, if only because it was clear that the whole community around it was much better suited for another place and was negatively affecting the rest of the site. a fuck ton of molten autismium and a lingering stain on the site probably could have been avoided if he had. but that's just me.
aside from that, i'm not entirely sure what else to say about my involvement. most of the rest of entersphere was pretty uninteresting or has already been talked about in this thread. the wiki was okay, i guess, but since both the original and remake got bawwwleted at some point, probably for being ToS violations, i can't really say much about it--as i noted above, i don't even remember what account i used there. (i'm sure someone also has that on record, but i don't on my end.)
in any case, here's a list of the accounts i bothered with during this clusterfuck, with links where possible, and some explanations on their origins and whatnot.
ACCOUNTS
KIWIFARMS: cheersfromquesnel, NZDrowTWITTER / TUMBLR: alyaza-t-gryphon, nashdrowthegryphon, nashaldrow (deleted), probably some other shit i forgot because i'm not going to waste my time tracking it down
ENTERSPHERE.FORUMOTION: NZ Drow
ENTERSPHERE.SHOUTWIKI: i don't even fucking know to be honest, don't ask
YOUTUBE: some shit which went by "matti wukasz" or something--i probably sent one of you the link at some point so that should be on record somewhere
NZDrow is some shit derived from "na zdrowie" and was the main account which will live in hilarity for all time; cheersfromquesnel is derived from a crazy dude i know who lives in canada who became an ISIS supporter.
as for the origins of alyaza and nash, i think it was because of something in the latter days of the NZDROW Kiwi account which outed him as a brony, or something hilarious like that. when that happened, i ended up running with the idea that NZDROW was really a 16 (or 15, or 41, or however many) year old gryphon-kin by the name of Mattias [Un-fucking-spellable Polish Name] who hailed from Świętochłowice, and so they were born
i conjured up the name Mattias Lukaszinski or whatever the fuck pretty much at random. not much to say there. it came with the vaguely slavic, mostly polish theme of NZDROW as did Świętochłowice and the text on NZDROW's avatar
most people probably didn't see the accounts, and what people did see was some made up shit which i posted using tumblr's ability to retroactively make posts, so it's not like you really missed out. links are above though if you're curious
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION ENTERSPHERE.FORUMOTION
in regards to the glorious forum at entersphere.forumotion.com, there's not a whole lot to be said other than it died because, in an absolutely shocking development, i had slightly more pressing shit to do than moderate forums mostly populated by a community whose average age is something approaching 12. (if i'd actually had the time to do anything with it, i'd give it about even odds in regards to surviving, but that's pure speculation on my part). in any case it by the time i bothered to check on entersphere.forumotion it was obvious that the entersphere was dead, and the ongoing shitshow on the forum was funnier than the actual subforum anyways, hence why i didn't bother to stop it.i'll still maintain though that null should have just let entersphere.forumotion happen though, if only because it was clear that the whole community around it was much better suited for another place and was negatively affecting the rest of the site. a fuck ton of molten autismium and a lingering stain on the site probably could have been avoided if he had. but that's just me.
aside from that, i'm not entirely sure what else to say about my involvement. most of the rest of entersphere was pretty uninteresting or has already been talked about in this thread. the wiki was okay, i guess, but since both the original and remake got bawwwleted at some point, probably for being ToS violations, i can't really say much about it--as i noted above, i don't even remember what account i used there. (i'm sure someone also has that on record, but i don't on my end.)
while i'm here, i guess i'll also reply to some shit in this thread which is either wrong or weird
like i said above, none of the tumblrs i used as NZDrow/CQC/Alyaza/etc. are real. all of them were made as a part of entersphere.
i actually archived it specifically so there'd be some sort of permanent, painfully autistic reminder of entersphere since the rest of it died out. also i actually do this with a lot of forumotion sites because i run wikis on the side which document shit of the sort that enterdrama was, and since those things have curious tendencies to disappear virtually overnight, it's nice to save copies.
don't recall the first part, but at the point where i started egging people to solve things, i'm pretty confident i was just fucking with people and didn't care anymore.
no idea who the fuck jack ferman is, but he sure as motherfuck is not me or NZDROW or anybody tangentially related to them. have no clue where anybody got that info
neither of the threads you refer to were ever deleted, they were hidden in a section that only like four accounts (one of which is my own) over some unrelated drama which was going on at the time.
dunno if this was worth the time to write up for shit that's been water under the bridge for over a year and a half now, but whatever.
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I'd say this'd be better back when the Entersphere sub-forum was still around, but honestly even back then this would be pretty autistic.
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The thing about the Enterverse forum and why we closed it isn't that Enter wasn't a cow. He damned well was, and there was plenty of evidence there to support it.
There was two problems:
Enter attracted a protective ring of trollshields - predominantly dumbass kids who don't know any better - who would then proceed to self-combust to draw attention away from Enter. There's little to be had by savaging some dumbass kid, no matter how autistic, and predictably this led to us constantly having to deal with the fallout.
The second problem with the subforum is that on top of this, we had - without a shadow of a doubt - one of the most autistic examples of Kiwis going pants-on-head we'd seen in fucking ages. The Farms aren't averse to a bit of A-Logging - I think we all remember the Sick Nick threads - but not a fucking day went by without someone getting temporarily and/or permanently banned from the subforum for acting like a fucking retard. After Hellblazer almost drank himself to death, most tacitly acknowledged that there was nothing worth this level of idiocy, no matter how much lulz could or could not be milked from it, and we are richer for having rid ourselves of it.
There was two problems:
Enter attracted a protective ring of trollshields - predominantly dumbass kids who don't know any better - who would then proceed to self-combust to draw attention away from Enter. There's little to be had by savaging some dumbass kid, no matter how autistic, and predictably this led to us constantly having to deal with the fallout.
The second problem with the subforum is that on top of this, we had - without a shadow of a doubt - one of the most autistic examples of Kiwis going pants-on-head we'd seen in fucking ages. The Farms aren't averse to a bit of A-Logging - I think we all remember the Sick Nick threads - but not a fucking day went by without someone getting temporarily and/or permanently banned from the subforum for acting like a fucking retard. After Hellblazer almost drank himself to death, most tacitly acknowledged that there was nothing worth this level of idiocy, no matter how much lulz could or could not be milked from it, and we are richer for having rid ourselves of it.
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I admittedly kind of wish we could have another Enter thread in lolcows.
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You really don't.
Imagine Inner Circle, only without the levity, cleverness, or self-awareness.
Now remove CatParty's ability to make it actually funny.
You now have a grasp of what the Enterverse forum was like.
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Which of you fucks necro'd this thread. Please lock.
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The Entersphere was pure autism. I'm sure we had more halals happen because of the Entersphere than anything else. Enter is boring, but for some reason he brought out the absolute worst in people. From AnimatedJames to a plethora of others, the Entersphere was a mistake. Clear as day, it was a fucking huge mistake. And what do we do with mistakes? We learn from them and don't fucking make shitty subforums again.
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