The Elephant Graveyard - Canadian (allegedly) Youtube channel that focuses mostly on criticism of Joe Rogan and his unfunny comedian buddies.

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It may appear like slop at first glance, but I think it has a lot of merit, so don't be discouraged. I believe ALL voices in their videos are AI generated. They have two main recurring characters:

The Guy (the narrator from Rogan videos) remains nameless. Other than shitting on comedians, his thing seems to be philosophical discourses about existence. The AI voice is so polished it's really hard to tell it's not real even when you're listening to it for hours with headphones on.

Randy is an old radio DJ who lives in an underground bunker on an island off the coast of British Columbia. He used to have a popular radio show called Radio Crack, but had to fake his own death to evade "the fucking pigs in the RCMP".

Randy and his studio

They make three main types of videos: longer ones about rogansphere, shorter edits with more music on different subjects (Canadian Youtuber camper Steve Wallis, for instance), and Radio Hour. The last one is 1h+ and the content varies a lot. Episode 1 consists of remixes/mashups of songs, music videos, news, and movie footage. Episode 2 is mostly rock music interspersed with The Guy's talk about the afterlife.

Unfortunately only episodes 1-3, 10, 11 and 13 are on Youtube. There's an audio only version of episode 4 on Substack. I assume it's because of DMCA issues. I noticed that there's two different edits of the American Quakening episode on archive.org - one is 1:10:21 (like the one on Youtube) and the other is 1:06:36. Maybe they were trying to remove some copyrighted material. I have no idea. Anyway, I can't find the missing episodes, so let me know if you have them.

If you're new to EG, I'd recommend one of the longer Rogan videos, such as this one:

...and Radio Hour Ep.13 because it's a variety show with long conversations between DJ Randy and The Guy about all kinds of topics.

- Leonard Cohen is overrated
- "racist" melodies
- their fake sponsor, Triple Trickle, which is "the brand new do-it-yourself introvenous vitamin kit"
- EG's feud with Rogan's buddy, Duncan Trussell (which is pretty funny to me because he knows nothing about them as they remain anonymous)

First he thought the video was funny. A few days later, he was fucking irate. All we did was point out how he used to warn about all those powerful forces infiltrating podcasts and how he suddenly went silent about it when his predictions actually came true and surmised that he had to stop talking about it in order to maintain his connection to his friend (Rogan) who he needs to stay on good terms with for his career. He was furious. He made up all kinds of lies about what was said in the video and blamed us for guys harassing him online. - The Guy

Sometimes they use video game music and sounds, mostly from Doom and Quake:

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(Doom 2 - MAP05 aka DOOM; Quake 2 - Operation Overlord)

I wonder how many people are behind this channel because it looks like a LOT of work. Enjoy!

 

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If you remember back in season 1, I summoned the ancient transdimensional nature deity called Kucalloxis. I mean, I think I did. I mean, I chanted the ancient poem which is supposed to bring him up through the cosmic threshold and into our dimension and it really felt like something happened and I believe it did. And as far as I'm concerned, Kucalloxis is up there too or he's running around god knows where on the planet.

I actually did a little research into the ancient creature. I'm talking about Kucalloxis still. Traditionally he is believed to be a sort of monster and his power is that he can roar really loud. He is a cyclops but he is actually very small like the size of an action figure toy, a G.I. Joe for example. It's believed that he is able to transcend between dimensions and into our world whenever somebody is out in the woods alone and scared or if they do something real bad to nature like rip the bark of a tree or litter or step on a frog or anything like that. He comes through and I guess tells you to knock it off.

And man, I've been having these real vivid dreams. Every time I have these dreams, they start exactly the same. I'm just waking up in my bunker like I always do and it seems so real that I don't even know it's a dream. In the dream I get up and I go outside and into the woods out there and I encounter these different guys who are just kind of hanging around in and amongst the trees. I have this dream all the time, but I don't always remember who I encountered the next day.

So I've been writing in a journal trying to keep track of all these guys and I've got a few of them documented here. First of all, there are these two animals. One's called Bird Me Please and the other is called Help Me Please. Bird Me Please is a crow and he lives here only in the summer whereas Help Me Please is a fox and he comes here in the winter. They switch places with each other.

Oh yeah, there's another sort of deity type guy called Cucabixus. I met him by surprise during one of these dreams. He's actually a kind of penis monster. He comes through a portal that opens up inside a penis sometimes when you pee in the woods, which is what I was doing. He came through into our dimension. He eats feet and lemons and food that falls on the floor. He's small, too. About the size of an apple core. He comes from a planet called McWenis, which apparently is where the ancient earth and creature Mapleness's father lives.

There's also a guy called Mr. Donaldson. I don't know what his deal is. Seems to be a kind of like loser guy who walks around doing nothing. But maybe there's more to him. I don't know. Like I said, dirt and stuff in them and a trail of bootprints and schmutz leading from my bed to the main exit of the bunker. So, I don't know what to make of all that at this point. I'm just trying to document everything for now.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

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If you're new to EG, I'd recommend one of the longer Rogan videos, such as this one:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7EuKibmlll4

Listened to it out of curiosity and, while interesting, when I searched the special to see if it was really that bad, the comments on it were 1 to 1 with the video. I think that having a thread dedicated to hatred on comedians is warranted (if it doesn't already exist).

 

[Super Malario]

There's a lot of people making videos against Joe Rogan's unfunny specials and friends, thank God for that