The Elder Scrolls

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I am not surprised by all the RP drama involving women.
In MMO Guilds it was always the women who started queen beeing and causing drama and in tabletop games I've seen it the same.
Weak willed men letting women grab em by the balls and take the helm a tale as old as time.

If they want a real RP server they need to make it racist and sexist as possible Probably would work out great.
 
I've seen people on reddit clowning on players in Space Marine for RP'ing as their favorite chapter of Spess Mhreens and talking in character. "It's just a game, who does blud think he is 💀".
The idea of pretending to be something else is suprisingly foreign for a lot of people. Many compare it to children playing pretend so they mock it as childish. In my experience, a great many people only consider a strict few things as what could be considered fun since most people just aren't/can't be creative. The biggest reason these people are even mocked is because of how many normies invaded nerd culture, not realizing there's still nerds in the culture who have fun like this.
Basically, just another instance of people in nerd culture not liking when people are nerds, nor do they like the fact that they're having fun in a way they can't.
If they want a real RP server they need to make it racist and sexist as possible Probably would work out great.
Unfortunately that does make you a target for tranny shenanigans. You probably don't need to go off to the extreme immediately. Extensive vetting, monitoring, and choosing where you advertise your server would be a great start, if slow. The usual silent yet golden rule being no yucky girls (they have cooties) and no queers, and if you are to make it an exception of one of these people, make sure they an are exception, not the rule. They are the number one ruiners of fun.
Would be funny if someone were to make a Kiwiserver of similar nature, should probably be a monthly/yearly event given how pretty much the most populated vidya servers here tend to be in the single digits...
 
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okay that was legit funny, 2.0 version incoming soon™️
 
Has anyone ever complained about the lack of jeets and chinks in Elder Scrolls, at least in Tamriel? (yeah orsimer are poop elves but they don't deserve to be called jeets)
I feel like it has to have happened but I've never seen it.
 
Oh lawd he's back, but as a Dunmer. The first line of the video already tells me it's going to be great.
Shoutout to "Spreads-His-Hole" for his great Argonian voice and usage of Argonian terms.
 
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Jeets? Nah.
Chinks? They are basically the Tsaesci.
My point is they aren't in Tamriel. The humans of Tamriel are basically all western Europeans, with minor weebery from Akavir and Redguards being descendants of Yokuda. The elves and beast races all have their influences sure, I would argue Dunmer are the jeets of Tamriel being demon worshipping scammers with unpronounceable names although I think they're supposed to be more generally middle Eastern/Mesopotamian with the ziggurats and shit. But if you want to play a human the canonical races of men in Tamriel are:

Nords (snow niggas)
Imperials (roman niggas)
Bretons (franco-british niggas)
Redguards (100% niggas)

I guess race grifters have nothing to grift from a franchise that doesn't release games.
 
Hope this is the right thread. Have you niggers tried Lantern of the Laughless Saint? It's still early in early access, but I already put >40h into it. Movement is nice, colors are not brown in gray, and I like the art. More importantly, it has the best story of any game I played in the last 10 years. Helps if you like 60s/70s occult esoterica, game has pretty direct references to Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, and it many times reminded me of Vance's Dying Earth novels and certain items/locations smell like Wolfe's Solar Cycle. There are not too many games like the Elder Scrolls series out there, can't think of any apart from this one and Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon (which is also great), so check it out.
 
Hope this is the right thread. Have you niggers tried Lantern of the Laughless Saint? It's still early in early access, but I already put >40h into it. Movement is nice, colors are not brown in gray, and I like the art. More importantly, it has the best story of any game I played in the last 10 years. Helps if you like 60s/70s occult esoterica, game has pretty direct references to Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, and it many times reminded me of Vance's Dying Earth novels and certain items/locations smell like Wolfe's Solar Cycle. There are not too many games like the Elder Scrolls series out there, can't think of any apart from this one and Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon (which is also great), so check it out.
I tried it and it's still pretty janky and riddled with bugs but the devs are dutifully fixing them. It has lore and cool setpieces. A negative for me was that they claimed it would be similar to Morrowind but there is no hitchance in melee combat; you just whack your enemies to death like in Oblivion. You can abuse the game system just like in Morrowind however (e.g. wedge yourself under something and spam jump to level acrobatics). I'd say you should wait for the full release before buying it.
 
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