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What are the odds that we’ll see some sort of trailer or update during the Game Awards in December, followed by a gameplay trailer drop in 2027 on Netflix for ES6?

Todd Howard ego gotta be itching for an hour long trailer on Netflix
I hope you'll be able to pick up a crackhead argonian wife and make her into a bah bihh with fake breasts and large fat deposits while commandeering her own skooma den. It is the industry norm now, after all.
 
Kinetically-Interlinked Nirnian Multi-User Exoform
This fuckin' guy loves Sci-Fi in Fantasy. Someone described it as "Giant female space robot that mines Morihauses from the plane(t) of Kyne in order to send them back in time." What in the fuck, I never heard of this. Apparently the fembot was sent back in time by Hist related nonsense and is mining "the breath of Kyne" aka Morihaus or some shit.
Read it here. I certainly will because I'm very intrigued.
They need to fire the DEI writers in video games and replace them with writers locked in a room with shrooms and LSD
This but unironically.
 
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Was playing Skryim with 3DNPCs installed. Found a mage sneaking around Wuunfurth's room looking for a spelltome
This starts a quest where you help this guy locate the tome he was after. Turns out the big twist is the dude is a tranny looking for a spell to turn him into a woman. I tried to kill the guy mid-coming out speech, but not even console commands could kill him. I wasn't about to play along with the mod authour's bullshit, so I ended up reverting to a previous save so I wouldn't have the tranny quest in my journal anymore.
 
Was playing Skryim with 3DNPCs installed. Found a mage sneaking around Wuunfurth's room looking for a spelltome
This starts a quest where you help this guy locate the tome he was after. Turns out the big twist is the dude is a tranny looking for a spell to turn him into a woman. I tried to kill the guy mid-coming out speech, but not even console commands could kill him. I wasn't about to play along with the mod authour's bullshit, so I ended up reverting to a previous save so I wouldn't have the tranny quest in my journal anymore.
His post-transition NPC is voiced by MxR's ex Jenny aka PotasticPanda. The only worthwhile quest in the mod is Mogo's Mead where you spike the mead with skooma during Maven Blackbriar's dinner party.
 
The only worthwhile quest in the mod is Mogo's Mead where you spike the mead with skooma during Maven Blackbriar's dinner party.
I vaguely recall a decent quest where you help a Stormcloak woman rescue a bunch of talos worshipper's souls from the Thalmor. Said Stormcloak becomes a follower and has suprisingly based dialogue (she call Balgruuf a coward for not joining Ulfric whenever you're in whiterun, has vaguely racist combat dialogue towards elves, etc), but for some reason the mod keeps drawing attention to the fact that she's barefoot. It's like they had to taint the only good follower the mod offers by turning her into a foot fetish thing.
 
Was playing Skryim with 3DNPCs installed.
Oh yeah, this is going to be good.
Turns out the big twist is the dude is a tranny looking for a spell to turn him into a woman.
There it is, was hoping you'd experience that. No one tell him about Velius from New Vegas.
I tried to kill the guy mid-coming out speech, but not even console commands could kill him
I forget if he's essential or "super essential" like Skyrim kids are. Either way, I believe the dev goes out of their way to make sure tranny characters in their mods are as special as possible. Takahashi is a mega faggot so whenever someone questions anything in his mods (especially gay shit like that) he throws a hissy fit. I think he quit because of that too.
PotasticPanda
She's also in the Fallout 4 mod too. Her voicing recorder got her on their radar I believe.
but for some reason the mod keeps drawing attention to the fact that she's barefoot. It's like they had to taint the only good follower the mod offers by turning her into a foot fetish thing.
Now that...I haven't seen before. Lol it's real, Bear-Foot Froa. Voiced by a homosexual mystery meat. God this mod is so plagued I'm glad I condemned it the first time I tried it.
 
i was exposed to this on my xitter timeline so now you have to see it too

on a different note you can make the game look pretty decent without ENB or community shaders simply by running higher res vanilla textures (2/4k), some lightroom tweaks and getting rid of that godawful blinding bloom/eye adaptation shit, some locales looked so similar to ENB was achieving I was wondering what was the excuse behind it tanking the framerate so hard
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(here's vanilla Saadia for comparison's sake)
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even people can be made to look pretty without extensive modifications that overhaul the mesh of every NPC in the game, legit just upping the polycount and resolution of vanilla stuff works just fine
tl;dr fuck consoles and their hardware limitations they're (one of) the reason(s) we can't have nice things
 
tl;dr fuck consoles and their hardware limitations they're (one of) the reason(s) we can't have nice things

Game's min spec is older hardware: Fuck consoles for holding back PC gaming.
Game's min spec is newer hardware: Fuck lazy developers for refusing to optimize for older hardware.
 
Game's min spec is older hardware: Fuck consoles for holding back PC gaming.
Game's min spec is newer hardware: Fuck lazy developers for refusing to optimize for older hardware.
nobody says the latter like that
the issue is the games looking 20 years old while demanding top of the line hardware (and still running like shit)
 
nobody says the latter like that
They actually do. Most recent tantrum I remember was Doom TDA requiring at least a Radeon 6000 or 20 series GeForce.
the issue is the games looking 20 years old while demanding top of the line hardware
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(1991's Bard Tale III)

Skyrim would run on a 6-year-old midrange rig. Never demanded top of the line hardware.
 
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nobody says the latter like that
Weren't you complaining two weeks ago about needing an SSD for ESVI when they've been standard for like 10 years?

Edit: Also people that need everyone in Skyrim to look like barbie dolls are faggots. It's supposed to be an arctic hellhole and they're wanting people to have perfect skin and hair?
 
Weren't you complaining two weeks ago about needing an SSD for ESVI when they've been standard for like 10 years?
you're probably one of those retards who don't even know the difference between standard SSDs and NVMe SSDs
it's fine, leave and ask grok, come back when you've wisened up
putting drives on the same pedestal as CPU, RAM and GPU reqs is retarded in its own way

Edit: Also people that need everyone in Skyrim to look like barbie dolls are faggots. It's supposed to be an arctic hellhole and they're wanting people to have perfect skin and hair?
just like everyone in Norway and Iceland always was a dysgenic mutant freak covered in mud aye?
fucking listen to yourself, you sound like a tourist which is rich for a normalfag friendly franchise like TES
literally all I did was get higher res textures because 512x512 (yeah that's how low we're talking) was already a joke in 2011
 
Also people that need everyone in Skyrim to look like barbie dolls are faggots. It's supposed to be an arctic hellhole and they're wanting people to have perfect skin and hair?
I grew up watching Hercules and Xena and I want my fantasy game to look like that. The Last Dragonborn being a Breton e-girl with elf ears is also funny.
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you're probably one of those retards who don't even know the difference between standard SSDs and NVMe SSDs
it's fine, leave and ask grok, come back when you've wisened up
putting drives on the same pedestal as CPU, RAM and GPU reqs is retarded in its own way
Yep, I'm just a big retarded dumb dumb who don't know nothing about parts. That's why the PC I built manages to actually run modern shit and not take forever to load everything unlike your poor ass nigger build that you refuse to upgrade and fine tune and mald over constantly.

But you're right Sheldon, I should have said 5 years instead of 10 because you're complaining about NVMe's. My bad, I'll try to stop being a normalfag tourist while you're gooning to Saadia.
 
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