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The bit that I caught seemed to be him going through the Shonni-etta. If you dont know its basically an out of game text where Ramen Cyrodiil, cums over an army at age 13 and the goddess Dibella tells two sisters to secretly put Ramen's cum into baked goods and feed it to him (this is to be done as he grows up) among other things like Ramen biting someone's jaw off
Sounds like a mix between Set (Egyptian god) being fed his own semen on a piece of lettuce mixed with the story about Lot's daughters.
He brings up a story about how in Alabama's history there was an event where an elephant was hanged with a crane after it killed people at a circus
It was Tennessee and it was done on the border of two towns on a railroad track because neither wanted to be known as a town that hanged an elephant
Edit: spellibg
 
Sounds like a mix between Set (Egyptian god) being fed his own semen on a piece of lettuce mixed with the story about Lot's daughters.

It was Tennessee and it was done on the border of two towns on a railroad track because neither wanted to be known as a town that hanged an elephant
Edit: spellibg
Yeah honestly that was one of the things I really liked about Kirkbride's work with the Tribunal faith, that being that it feels really weird and kinda nonsensical because that's what real world mythologies and religions are like. I think of the Turkic origin story about how a boy impregnated a wolf giving birth to the Turkic race. Irish mythology having a war between Ulster and Leinster over a cow being stolen and the witch-queen of Leinster cursing all the men of Ulster to feel the pain of giving birth. Even Christianity has stuff like the time God sends bears to maul 42 boys for making fun of a bald man.

I like the fact it's weird and that Vivec bites off the King of Rape's penis to use it as a spear for example, because that's exactly the weird shit I would expect to see in a real world mythology that's thousands of years old.
 
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