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I don't play games to read. I play games to stab people in the face.
And then people wonder how we got Fallout 76 and Starfield. When TES6 is an inevitable shitshow with barely any RPG elements or dialogue, I want everybody in this thread to go back and read this post to see how we got here.
Reminds me of Emil's retarded speech about how they could write the next great American Novel and players would just skip over it.

Sure some players would, but then those players would skip over the most boring slop writing ever too. So now you end up with the players who do want a good story ending up with nothing and the players who skip story content, still skipping it.
Emil thinking he will ever write any great novel, or even a novel for that matter, was the most delusional part of that presentation.
 
so i recovered some archives from a dead HDD and i noticed i installed vortex for some reason but the installation is FUBAR which means i has to go to trannyxus to redownload vortex to check what mods i have on the thing... lo and behold the main promo page of vortex:
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there is only two non-adult tagged colelctions, also stardew valley.
fucking hell.
Everyone point and laugh at the dumb dumb who uses Vortex and Cuckus Cucklections!
 
Everyone point and laugh at the dumb dumb who uses Vortex and Cuckus Cucklections!
not even i know why it's installed (:_(

just have to wait for the DL to finish and see if there is any user mods/collections installed or not, which is funny because i do have MO2 as well, can't find any wabbajack user files though, probably because WJ throws a bitchfit at pirated copies until you go to rin to pick WJUnlocked.
 
not even i know why it's installed (:_(

just have to wait for the DL to finish and see if there is any user mods/collections installed or not, which is funny because i do have MO2 as well, can't find any wabbajack user files though, probably because WJ throws a bitchfit at pirated copies until you go to rin to pick WJUnlocked.
Ah, WJUnlocked, my beloved.

Man, anytime i go to UESP and get info about someone of Oblivion; the remastered faces appear in my fucking screen and i laugh everytime.
Compare any dark elf female face between OG and Remastered and see for yourself.

Yeah, OG had the potato face but is still having the female face shape. Remastered ruined everything about it.
 
Elder Scrolls 6 RIP.

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so i recovered some archives from a dead HDD and i noticed i installed vortex for some reason but the installation is FUBAR which means i has to go to trannyxus to redownload vortex to check what mods i have on the thing... lo and behold the main promo page of vortex:
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there is only two non-adult tagged colelctions, also stardew valley.
fucking hell.
Slight correction on that one, both Gate to Sovengarde and Constellations feature no porn content and likely have either a blood/gore retexture or a slightly more crass companion or questline that are usually tagged with it. The others do have porn though
 
Who is this guy, why does his name sound so familiar? Did he work on FNV or MW?
He's been a quest writer for Bethesda since TES3: Bloodmoon and lead writer since Fallout 3. He believes himself to be a profoundly good writer who could "write the next great American novel" but a lot of the stupidity of Bethesda game writing can be traced back directly to him. The bad writing of course isn't his fault in every conceivable way but basically any Bethesda game since Fallout 3 is doomed to have retarded writing due to his influence.
 
He believes himself to be a profoundly good writer who could "write the next great American novel"

Emphasis being that he thinks he could write one, but openly states he won't because gamers are petty and will rip it to shit anyway and doesn't think he should bother to try. Emil's basically the incel of writers.
 
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