The Doom Mod That Mocks The Internet - Along with politics, religion, (mostly) American culture, and various other topics

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No cameos for these two? For shame. Chuck_farmer.png
 
Dialtone said:
Would a Nickocado Mancubus be out of the question?
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Not really, in fact I think I've got ideas for the attacks of the common enemies and cameos, along with other ideas:
  • Nikocado is a Mancubus
  • Tourettes Guy throws salt shakers and beer bottles
  • The AVGN drops F-Bombs when wounded enough
  • Chris Chan uses a spray can for his ranged attack, and can summon his OCs to fight for him
  • Joe Lieberman has a water pistol
  • Randy Stair's aim is complete ass and will more often than not shoot breakable objects
  • Natt Danelaw has various guns to use against any of his enemies
  • Canadians will slap an enemy once and then run away
  • Isabella Loretta Janke emits poisonous clouds when alive and upon death
  • Gordon Ramsay is quite skilled with his knife, performing various combo attacks
  • ANTIFA brats, BLM rioters, SJWs, NPCs, and cancel culture crybabies will run away when wounded
  • Madness Combat grunts and stick people have access to various kinds of weaponry, ranging from bottles and pipes to firearms and explosives
  • Furries have several kinds of attacks based on their species and fetishes
  • TikTok users will get in the way and make annoying noises
  • Feds, moderators, admins, and jannies will have more advanced AI, with strafing, dodging attacks, and working in squads
 
Make Richard Stallman the spider mastermind. He's fat and old so he needs a rig like that to move around.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Make Richard Stallman the spider mastermind. He's fat and old so he needs a rig like that to move around.
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Sir, the Spider Mastermind is female. Hope you got fired for that blunder.

Clearly, the obvious choice should be Hillary Clinton as the Spider Mastermind. I mean, come on.
 
I had a similar idea for a mod but never got around to it, the main difference is that i wanted to make it for Zandronum and it was going to be for the Invasion mode, with more generic lolcow enemies replacing the regular demons, and having the lolcows themselves as bosses for their respective levels (ie. Chris in the CWCville map, Ralph in a Mexican shithole level, etc), and different playable characters (Jace, Terry A Davis, Null), the main problem i have is that i suck at making sprites, so i never made anything beyond starting a couple of maps.
 
I'm still going to be working on this mod, and here are some more ideas I've got.
  • Malcolm X is the leader of the BLM movement
  • Trump and Hillary are fighting each other in a secret boxing ring
  • Kero has his own fetish cult, with his plans to defeat PETA, normalize furry fetishism, and ban fursecution
  • MovieBob is the head of the cancel culture HQ, with the higher ups including Puppychan, Skai Jackson, and Rebecca Sugar
  • Nazis use MP40s and Lugers, while Communists use AK47s and Makarov pistols
  • Klansmen use revolvers, double-barreled shotguns, and whips
As for the first five levels, they're down right here:
  • The introduction, where our main character decides to pwn the internet, encountering ghetto stickpeople/stiggers, gibberish spewing furries with machetes and claws, MC grunts, NPCs, and several rioters as he makes his way through the digital city, which is filled with anti-white, pro-LGBTQ, and anti-kinkshaming propaganda.
  • The slums of degeneracy and cringe, a place filled with rage comic characters, Emojis, yellowish slanted eyed anime characters/chinktoons, bronies and pegasisters, LGBTQ stereotypes, coomers, GoAnimate characters, and Redditors. Graffiti that say stuff such as "rape kinkshamers" and "kill transphobes" are sprayed on the walls, while garbage and bodily fluids occur all over the place.
  • The college of truth, ran by Baldi, and enrolls various members of Eka's Portal, DeviantArtists, groomers, TikTok-obsessed freaks, Zoomers, and various other kinds of people. It has posters that support Communism, side with the LGBTQ community, the banning of firearms, the promotion of smoking marijuana and vaping, and even labels HRT therapy as "purification". Cameos include Michael Stevens, Bill Wurtz, Bill Nye, Sam O'Nella, Dolan and Shima, Tim and Moby, and Pico, Nene, and Darnell (though the last three are in their later years).
  • The apartment complex, the Seinfeld bunch, Trip and Grace, Beavis and Butthead, and Wayne and Garth live here. The first Desert Eagle is found in the basement, and obviously has a choice between elevators or the stairwells.
  • The subway system, representing search engines like Google and Bing. All kinds of people are found here, with the introduction of the 4chinks (represented by Wojaks and Pepes), and the cyber-police (represented by Discord and Reddit mods, 4chan Jannies, etc.), along with the first assault rifle not found in a secret. Cameos include Maddox, Joe Lieberman, Tom Scott, Andrew Tate, Konane, Chad Warden, the AGK, and Vivienne Medrano.
 
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