🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Very comfy stream by the 3P Mafia, but I'm wondering if this was just the calm before the storm. Sweeps for favors, secrets, coverups, corruption.
 
GearProject20 said:
Ralph's gunt is absolutely disgusting. The skin is all creased, grizzled, and lumpy... I've seen people older, fatter, and more decrepit than he is with smoother gunts than that. How did he even get to a point that it looks that bad? Consequences of all the Maker's Mark and xannies?
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His liver is probably the size of a medium sized dog.
 
Popper Whiting said:
"Dude pays for all the drinks like we cant afford them or anything, like the implication is we are poor" Only in LA is having someone pick up the tab a major insult. Just when you start thinking Dick is an insecure, vapid, barely coping mess of a human being other people from LA come along and prove that it is actually pretty normal for Californians.
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I think thats why i never got into TDS. He just strikes me as your typical loudmouth L .A tosser. Theres just no clever subtely to the guy. A very overrated 'comedian' for mine.
 
AnOminous said:
His liver is probably the size of a medium sized dog.
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A border collie sized liver.
That's fuckin' rough.

How has ER not looked in the mirror, saw that disgraceful gunt and thought: "Gee, I should really change my lifestyle if I don't want to be dead by 45."
Starting to think the gunt might have gotten diddled as a kid; explains the addiction issues, relationship issues, impulse control and need to seem macho.
 
PhoBingas said:
A border collie sized liver.
That's fuckin' rough.

How has ER not looked in the mirror, saw that disgraceful gunt and thought: "Gee, I should really change my lifestyle if I don't want to be dead by 45."
Starting to think the gunt might have gotten diddled as a kid; explains the addiction issues, relationship issues, impulse control and need to seem macho.
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I read him as an obvious nerd who got bullied for being a fatty and developed a love affair with sweet mistress bourbon as soon as he realized it helped him cope
 
Crystal Golem said:
Now that would be an interesting conspiracy. Something tells me that's exactly the sort of cliche new money thing dax would pull too.
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If there's anything shady going on with NP2, that would be it. The porn industry isn't doing that great, so I wouldn't put it past Masterson to get mixed up in some shady money laundering scheme to impress other Hollywood douche-ends.
 
PhoBingas said:
A border collie sized liver.
That's fuckin' rough.

How has ER not looked in the mirror, saw that disgraceful gunt and thought: "Gee, I should really change my lifestyle if I don't want to be dead by 45."
Starting to think the gunt might have gotten diddled as a kid; explains the addiction issues, relationship issues, impulse control and need to seem macho.
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Is his life worth living a day over 30?
 
PhoBingas said:
If there's anything shady going on with NP2, that would be it. The porn industry isn't doing that great, so I wouldn't put it past Masterson to get mixed up in some shady money laundering scheme to impress other Hollywood douche-ends.
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It's just a hobby crowdfund site he made for his racist friends
 
PhoBingas said:
A border collie sized liver.
That's fuckin' rough.

How has ER not looked in the mirror, saw that disgraceful gunt and thought: "Gee, I should really change my lifestyle if I don't want to be dead by 45."
Starting to think the gunt might have gotten diddled as a kid; explains the addiction issues, relationship issues, impulse control and need to seem macho.
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counterpoint, raised by a single mother who had to also raise another mentally disabled kid
 
PhoBingas said:
How has ER not looked in the mirror, saw that disgraceful gunt and thought: "Gee, I should really change my lifestyle if I don't want to be dead by 45."
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The gunt is symbolic of everything wrong, unhealthy, unwholesome and even demonic about Ralph. Its vileness, its obvious disease, even its scrotal style wrinklings and Silent Hill monster dangly bits, tell him what a failure at life he is. The gunt barely even looks like something that is part of a human body. It is like an alien thing grafted on to him.

This is why he chimps out about his gunt being mocked, instead of doing anything to fix it and not be a begunted monster. It reminds him of the humanity he has forsaken.
 
Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
What power? He is not the only game in town. Nor the biggest. If he did any flexing the creators would instruct their fans to move to SubscribeStar or back to Patreon and they would bury Dick in the process.

But good job falling for PPP's troll.
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Oh yes, you never lose people during a platform transfer. That's why everyone posts their videos on BitChute instead of using Evil Corporate YouTube.

Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
At which point every creator could and would sue, and he'd be Maddox. The Aristocrats.
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I'd like to see Josh try to sue someone in the United States.
 
AnOminous said:
The gunt is symbolic of everything wrong, unhealthy, unwholesome and even demonic about Ralph. Its vileness, its obvious disease, even its scrotal style wrinklings and Silent Hill monster dangly bits, tell him what a failure at life he is. The gunt barely even looks like something that is part of a human body. It is like an alien thing grafted on to him.

This is why he chimps out about his gunt being mocked, instead of doing anything to fix it and not be a begunted monster. It reminds him of the humanity he has forsaken.
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Faaaaaak, AnOminous - you good sir win all of my internets for the next two months. You got me pulling a metokur over here, laughing so hard I'm coughing up the insides of my lungs.

Freedom Fries said:
counterpoint, raised by a single mother who had to also raise another mentally disabled kid
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I didn't know that ER had a disabled brother / relative growing up with him.
Would explain a lot though, I'm not gonna rule it out, he acts like almost every CSA victim I've known. I know he's got a love-hate relationship with his mom - perhaps she couldn't or wouldn't protect him from a boyfriend that was molesting him.

*Edit because I'm too inebriated for the internet, I wanted to address that but hit quote not reply.
 
AnOminous said:
The gunt is symbolic of everything wrong, unhealthy, unwholesome and even demonic about Ralph. Its vileness, its obvious disease, even its scrotal style wrinklings and Silent Hill monster dangly bits, tell him what a failure at life he is. The gunt barely even looks like something that is part of a human body. It is like an alien thing grafted on to him.

This is why he chimps out about his gunt being mocked, instead of doing anything to fix it and not be a begunted monster. It reminds him of the humanity he has forsaken.
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Poetry.

Bravo
 
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