🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[PhoBingas]

I'm pretty sure people have proven he personally flagged a video/stream after drunkenly stumbling into a bad headspace one night.

That's why I'm glad I'm an internet nobody.
ER should just get off the internet but I don't think he has many options for gainful employment.

 

[The Beer Padawan]

That's why I'm glad I'm an internet nobody.
ER should just get off the internet but I don't think he has many options for gainful employment.

Everyone on youtube is a maladjusted sped who won't/can't survive being in gainful employment.

This is the reason they become "full-time creators".

No Exceptions.

 

[GameDevAnon]

That's why I'm glad I'm an internet nobody.
ER should just get off the internet but I don't think he has many options for gainful employment.

He has zero options for gainful employment.
Once you check the 'yes' box in the Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony section, your application gets filed under G for Garbage.

 

[PhoBingas]

He has zero options for gainful employment.
Once you check the 'yes' box in the Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony section, your application gets filed under G for Garbage.

Couldn't he apply for a pardon or something? Or do they not do that in the US?
I honestly doubt ER would expend the effort to bother with getting a pardon.

 

[MemeGrey]

He has zero options for gainful employment.
Once you check the 'yes' box in the Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony section, your application gets filed under G for Garbage.

I'm pretty sure you can't legally work in a restaurant kitchen without a felony or two

 

[GameDevAnon]

Couldn't he apply for a pardon or something? Or do they not do that in the US?
I honestly doubt ER would expend the effort to bother with getting a pardon.

He attacked a female cop. That's not happening.
Also, I'm not sure what the rules are in Virginia, but in most states, you have to have a long period of crime-free activity, show a real need for a pardon, and PROVE that you have done multiple things to benefit the community.

Ralph hit and ran someone in June and got held in contempt of court, so he's already failing the first part.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm pretty sure you can't legally work in a restaurant kitchen without a felony or two

I managed to get hired in a bar's kitchen couple years back and I've only got misdemeanors, but I'm a leaf so it could be vastly different.

I almost feel sorry for the gunt, but it seems like every problem in his life comes back to mixing xanax and bourbon, the people he associates with and his own actions while all fuckered up. 2018ish TRR was almost watchable so long as the guests were decent, but the longer it went on, the more ER did to fuck everything up. I'll be shocked if he manages to still have a show when this is done.

Edit because I am retarded

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Yeah you can be a line chef as a felon and there's a few other jobs but yeah.

 

[AutismAwareness]

According to the PPP & Jim stream, ER wanted to flag JF because JF wanted to flag him (or vice-versa).

In any case, I'm pretty sure people have proven he personally flagged a video/stream after drunkenly stumbling into a bad headspace one night.

JF said he would work with antifa to get Nicholas Fuentes banned from youtube. I don't believe he ever said anything about flagging Ralph.

 

[CrunkLord420]

"Do you love Narscisa Wright? Would you kiss her toesy woesys"

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm pretty sure you can't legally work in a restaurant kitchen without a felony or two

Can you imagine ralph working in a kitchen? He'd be somehow worse off than he is now. A shot of makers mark waiting for him on the bar every night after close, The dishwasher hands him pills throughout the shift, rifling through every garbage for overlooked burgers? It'd be horrific.

 

[AnOminous]

Can you imagine ralph working in a kitchen? He'd be somehow worse off than he is now. A shot of makers mark waiting for him on the bar every night after close, The dishwasher hands him pills throughout the shift, rifling through every garbage for overlooked burgers? It'd be horrific.

You seriously think he'd wait until after closing? He'd start with a couple shots on waking up in the afternoon just to get normal, and follow them up with pills and more booze and probably pass out halfway through his shift, or barely get through it operating in pure blackout drunk mode, then vomit copiously and pass out behind the bar.

 

[ClackAlAcka]

He has zero options for gainful employment.
Once you check the 'yes' box in the Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony section, your application gets filed under G for Garbage.

What about being a garbage man? Sounds like a great job for Ralph, he could stuff his gunt with free burgers.

 

[AnOminous]

What about being a garbage man? Sounds like a great job for Ralph, he could stuff his gunt with free burgers.

That's actually hard work. In a lot of places, it also pays really well and the application process is highly competitive. There are some places a garbage man can make six figures but $50,000 or up is not at all uncommon.

They want a lot of actual work for that money, though. Gunt wouldn't get through half a shift. They have no use for people who show up drunk either.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Nick lost the least just by not embarrassing himself with idiotic fronting about how he actually won, which is what everyone else did, even Dick, after literally admitting he'd actually lost.

Nick has never been an egotist. Hes very down to Earth but most Family Men usually are.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'VE HAD AN ORGASM PPP, YOU BEST NOT STEP UP TO A KING

That's actually hard work. In a lot of places, it also pays really well and the application process is highly competitive. There are some places a garbage man can make six figures but $50,000 or up is not at all uncommon.

They want a lot of actual work for that money, though. Gunt wouldn't get through half a shift. They have no use for people who show up drunk either.

and here i thought they just backed trucks into dumpsters and played the cramps

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

From the PPP chat, apparently our boy Barry insists there’s still more to come.

Fake Bibble has entered the chat:

Fake Bibble dropping truth bombs:

 

[PhoBingas]

You seriously think he'd wait until after closing? He'd start with a couple shots on waking up in the afternoon just to get normal, and follow them up with pills and more booze and probably pass out halfway through his shift, or barely get through it operating in pure blackout drunk mode, then vomit copiously and pass out behind the bar.

Would he need a hairnet for his gunt? Imagine finding one of ER's gunt hairs in your burger.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

From the PPP chat, apparently our boy Barry insists there’s still more to come. View attachment 1293887

Barry needs to name them

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Maybe I missed something but I don't get why they're clinging to the Donga thing so hard. He got kicked out of the friendship circle and bitched out of the fight but I don't see how that's any worse than anything these people have done. They're all terrible people.

They are trying to frame as Gay Ops. In case you haven't noticed everyone that is a TDS tard blames the long list of people who have stopped wanting anything to do with because.... Well read the JHL leaks, gives kinda an insight into how he's a manipulative underhanded shit bag with weird creep hang ups and psychotic behavior....

Actually Dick did get out ahead of Maddox telling people he is a clinically diagnoses sociopath by admitting it on the show....

Anyways, many man children can't cope with the reality that their alpha chad idol is full of shit and has become stale because how sad are they for aspiring to be like a lolcow. They go to standard fall back boogie men (Asterios, Kraut, Cameron Clarke, JLH, Maddox, etc.) to try and dismiss criticism of the internet daddy not realizing they make it worse and make the point PPP and co are trying to make obvious to everyone but themselves. What makes a lolcow is a lack of self awareness while doing weird stupid shit. All of these people are completely devoid of self awareness. Then they associate current drama with a known disgraced figure and suddenly "Went on Dongas show must be a Donga Dick rider".... I think PPP and co know this and are baiting them into some really funny shit, and of course play nice when not attacking cause if you come off as a rabid dog attacking everyone no one will want you around.

Neither side here cares about truth only narrative, but where NP2 crew cares about making themselves look good and are full of shit PPP and Co. make super exagerated claims with tiny kernels of truth. Is Dick threatening to Dox all NP2 people who don't stay in line? No, but he's joked that it's a soft power move to have their goodwill. Are they a secret cabal? No, but they all cover for each other and jerk each other off and it's seriously getting beyond gay. Was NP2 a hackers wet dream and scam? Probably not, but the TOS and privacy terms are absolute shit, Dick is a petty man, and the biggest question about NP2 no one is asking....

Why is anyone trusting Dick Masterson with their money when it has been well documented multiple times on The Dick Show since the begining that Dick pays people who work on his show late and tries to get away without paying them at all if possible and purposely makes contacting him about money as difficult as possible?
Why is anyone trusting Dick to directly handle anything when he can't deliver a book he promised 3 years ago and takes forever to fulfil even the smallest milestone goals for insane loads of money?
Why would people trust Dick to keep anything secure? Sure it was King Cuck Maddox bitching about expired security plug ins for a word press site, but this isn't a podcast site it's a payment processing service.
What makes anyone think Dick won't flip the script or charge people different rates?

Personalized transparency breakdowns recieved monthly would put a lot of peoples minds at ease, but then Dick would have to work and we have seen the work ethic he's put into his show that has devolved into the retarded drama of adult men on the internet.