🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Several Goats said:
In completely irrelevant news, this thread has finally slowed down enough to watch it
Another milestone!
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I originally followed this thread with email alerts turned on, but disabled it about 5 minutes later, only because I thought it might cause Josh’s smtp server to get more blacklisted than it already is
 
MeltyTW said:
He went off on chris ray gun and matt and shoe for ignoring the maddox drama, he sounded just like ppp and godwinson talking about a cover up of silence. and before you add morality of maddox dick hangs out with ethan and apparently zoom but tbf the latter wasnt known about until after the bulk of the shitshow started
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BIG POINT HERE: dax used to go absolutely off on anyone who even associated with maddox cause I guess they were all supposed to know exactly what was going on and immediately take his side. However we are supposed to believe dax didn't know who zoom was when he begged to have him brought into a livestream for an hour and then ecstatically took his call? dax found a joke that dr. phil would realise was a joke but that he couldn't get in on due to who his audience was and their perception of him now PPP is doing the exact same thing back at dax. Now also the jannie/sweep it up meme become clear in it's intention it is to make associating with dax a negative like dax did to maddox with the cuck thing.
 
Jack Awful said:
PPP, if you're reading this, why did you simp for Jim in your debate-turned-fan-interview?

Seems hypocritical of someone accusing everyone going soft on Dick when you went soft on Metokur...
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PPP got Jim to say he was funny, beat Nick and Dax, and that Ralph was a piece of shit. IDK what more he could have realistically gotten. It caused extreme cope sessions on all their shows.
 
Crystal Golem said:
dax found a joke that dr. phil would realise was a joke but that he couldn't get in on due to who his audience was and their perception of him
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That made me realize that Dr. Phil would probably be more successful doing live standup than Dick Masterson at this point. Dick Masterson goes up on stage "So, did you hear what MADDOX did recently? Haha! He dressed up as a cowboy! Wow!!!" An audible cough can be heard from the audience. Nobody knows who Maddox or Dick Masterson is.
Meanwhile Dr. Phil: "What is a SIMP? I need a translation guide." The audience of zoomers all know who Dr. Phil is and what simp is. Dr. Phil's genuine concerned reaction when some heckler tells him what simp means would be hilarious.
 
Jester69 said:
That made me realize that Dr. Phil would probably be more successful doing live standup than Dick Masterson at this point. Dick Masterson goes up on stage "So, did you hear what MADDOX did recently? Haha! He dressed up as a cowboy! Wow!!!" An audible cough can be heard from the audience. Nobody knows who Maddox or Dick Masterson is.
Meanwhile Dr. Phil: "What is a SIMP? I need a translation guide." The audience of zoomers all know who Dr. Phil is and what simp is. Dr. Phil's genuine concerned reaction when some heckler tells him what simp means would be hilarious.
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The leitmotif of desperation and identity in a two way dead-pan between audience and artist. His humility germinating the anti-vanity of the coming decade.
 
George Cuckzunian said:
This is a seriously under rated question (I mean unless this picked up, I am barley at 436 or 501). Ralph wants to beat his chest as King Alpha who never challenged PPP. I didn't believe Godwinson's 5k bongbucks claim for a second, but last I checked didn't other people throw in $4k in Actual money to make this happen?

My guess is why Ralph is trying to fight Andy now is to not look like a bitch, sure. The real reason is he wants people to still give him money, and he's hoping Daddy Dick and his ebro economy will run gunt shielding and shame everyone who doesn't try and say Warski v. Ralph isn't just as good as PPP v Ralph.

And before any non TDS listeners ask, yes Dick and his Man Baby fanbase really are this delusional about how cool and untouchable they all are. This is why the show's been on a decline for a long while, people have been tuning out, and Dick tries to get infront of all scandals to steer the narrative. He's also not used to taking L's because all the people who shit on him have been exceptional or austic. This is the first time normies and trolls have been laughing at the prom king and he's not sure why his cool guy act isn't smashing his haters.
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I stopped regularly watching TRR shortly after Josh and Dame tried to have their little intervention and pretty much got told to go fuck themselves for being concerned about the gunt's well being and was cashed out by the time that Andy was getting people to wave guns at people for superberries. If people can't see that ER and crew are just putting on an act so their paypiggies will continue to fund their privatized welfare programs.

instythot said:
It was never billed as a debate, the only thing it was ever billed as was Jim hopping on stream. PPP directly addressed this question in a stream the day of or after. In Ashton's eyes, it was to "demonstrate how much Jim would deflect for the Gunt Gang even if he was approached in reasonable conversation, p.s. Leo Butt Pirate is a total sodomite and fag"
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Is the PPP / Metokur interview worth watching? I've got a couple hours to kill before I have to clock in.
 
Nephi said:
Turns out the real winners of Internet Bloodsports are Maker's Mark™ and Xanax manufacturers. SAD!
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Jesus, look at the rate of decline.
 
Tryphaena said:
I don't think it has. Holy shit. What is with these people and their fight me irl bluffs? Just someone please fucking fight already or quit being an internet tough guy. @BIG_BRAD Hey man. Can you give more info on this? Please and thank you.
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ok pardon the wall of autism

Riley (TDS "producer") was pissed that a joke podcast I made ended up with more plays in 2 days than his terrible show with Crippled Jesus got in a month, so to prove how not mad he was, he challenged me to an IRL fight (https://archive.ph/zzSla), which I agreed to. He then immediately began piling on goofy ass conditions, like the show being in LA as part of a Dick Show live event, organized by Dick, who has me blocked on pretty much every platform. I told him that if he wants to do this dumb shit, he's going to have to come to where I'm at. Dick then says he'll "take the match to wherever he wants it" (https://archive.ph/vKpVy).
Riley apparently takes this as meaning Dick will organize a live show in my area (Boston, a city TDS has had issues finding a venue in for years), and starts with the "u chickening out?" shit when I ask for something more concrete (https://archive.ph/eyskd), then blocks me when I keep asking him about it (https://archive.ph/PnSeG)

A bit of time passes and some people bring up the fight to Dick in a discord server. He starts going on about this escrow shit without giving any specific details on where exactly I'm supposed to send money or even how much. I agree to go along with it, Dick makes a poll, iirc at least 70% voted "yes" to wanting to see the fight. And that was it, I haven't heard anything from either of them about the fight since then. I do see Riley going around saying that I "backed out" now though, trying to insert himself into the PPP fight
 

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Here's the isolated clip of Metokur calling Ralph a faggot:
This needs to be archived so we always have it handy to throw in Ralph's face.
 
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