🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Yolo Swaggins]

Thats gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.
Thats
gonna
be
a
yikes
from
me,
dawg.
I never give a yikes, I never give a f*ck*ng yikes. I dont like yikes. I think yikes is overdone, I think yikes is ⚰kill, like big time, it's overplayed, I think people uses yikes too much, yikes should have stayed in Scooby Doo, for me.
But this, this is a f*ck*ng yikes. This is yikes. This is YIKES in full 🏙 capitals, and I said that as someone that used to say yikes before it was cool.
YIKES
I
K
E
S

Shut the fuck up.

I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion.

MY OPINION.

But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY.

I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world.

I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA.

I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you.

I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset.

So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Kiwi Farms). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Keep those B AD V I B E S out of my wholesome community!

Our Juggernaut of Justice Janny Josh 🎖 doesn’t provide this jurisdiction of joyfulness just so jealous jarheads like yourself can jeopardise our jimmies with your juvenile juxtapositions! Jettison yourself, Judas!

 

[Popper Whiting]

 

[Several Goats]

 

[Nephi]

Turns out the real winners of Internet Bloodsports are Maker's Mark™ and Xanax manufacturers. SAD!

 

[soft kitty]

500 fucking pages already, jesus christ. This thread isn't even a week old.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Turns out the reals winners of Internet Bloodsports are Maker's Mark™ and Xanax manufacturers. SAD!
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How did he lose his eyebrows?

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Yeah this thread exploded like Ralph's gunt oozing out from underneath his shirt

How did he lose his eyebrows?

From eating out Warski's asshole

 

[Revo]

500 pages of users and e-celebs(including mods , jannies and null) sperging at each other on this dumpster fire thread.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

I've got faith of the heart

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

:kappa:

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

How did he lose his eyebrows?

They were blown off by a particularly violent gunt-gas expulsion.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I just realized this, I'm sure if some one says Cameron Calrke's name 3 times the internet boogey man that keeps getting brought up here will show up and confirm this with receipts this isn't the first time a TDS fag bitched out of a fight they started. Fairly recently Dicks call booker Riley got soo butt hurt about the drama of Mint Salad asking Dick to white knight her to her daddy (as well as Cameron kinda always being an asshole to them about the failed projects he has) he challenged Cameron to a fight.
After that, Cameron made his rules clear "show up to my state, no monitization for your internet daddies show, and we don't even have to make this a legal fight". Dick hyped it, but then Riley went on the worlds gayest campaign to try and spin it as Cameron was backing out. It was so obvious even the guy who wrote Dicks theme song called it out. What did Dick do when confronted or asked.... same shit you are seeing now


Dick to this say tries to say Cameron wasn't serious and refused to meet their demands and tries to spin 24/7 what an alpha chad Riley is.

BTW dunno if this has been brought up I barely have made it to page 427 of this shit show and we're currently at 500 pages

 

[Arcturus]

I just realized this, I'm sure if some one says Cameron Calrke's name 3 times the internet boogey man that keeps getting brought up here will show up and confirm this with receipts this isn't the first time a TDS fag bitched out of a fight they started. Fairly recently Dicks call booker Riley got soo butt hurt about the drama of Mint Salad asking Dick to white knight her to her daddy (as well as Cameron kinda always being an asshole to them about the failed projects he has) he challenged Cameron to a fight.
After that, Cameron made his rules clear "show up to my state, no monitization for your internet daddies show, and we don't even have to make this a legal fight". Dick hyped it, but then Riley went on the worlds gayest campaign to try and spin it as Cameron was backing out. It was so obvious even the guy who wrote Dicks theme song called it out. What did Dick do when confronted or asked.... same shit you are seeing now


Dick to this day tries to say Cameron wasn't serious and refused to meet their demands and tries to spin 24/7 what an alpha chad Riley is.

BTW dunno if this has been brought up I barely have made it to page 427 of this shit show and we're currently at 500 pages

I don't think it has. Holy shit. What is with these people and their fight me irl bluffs? Just someone please fucking fight already or quit being an internet tough guy. @BIG_BRAD Hey man. Can you give more info on this? Please and thank you.

 

[big ol' idiot]

I still don't get how some stupid texts of a dude talking a girl into fucking him devolves into a "he said- she said" shitstorm. All other points of drama are fake & gay unproven shit or nothingburgers.
'The fight' probably won't happen and was likely never supposed to happen
'The NP2 maffia' are just friends of Dick defending their friend
'Janny jewsh' is probably just null trying to keep a trashfire thread going to a landfill fire
'Ralph flagging' might be gay ops but for now is just a nothingburger

I hope some actual shit starts happening in the future

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Isnt it around 6-7 days since he started this trashfire? Today might be the Sabbath of the Esoteric PPPism movement.

Rest up, king.

Slight addendum to this.. I have a theory:
-PPP schedules livestream
-Jannies hear the bell, show up in stream chat ready to work those big sexy brooms
-PPP never actually starts the stream, leaves everyone hanging
-Jannies forced to stay in chat just in case he starts it, since they can’t risk an unswept stream

PPP is literally forcing the jannies to observe the sabbath.

 

[Pump Meat]

I think my favorite part was Null's involvement. I know he'd hate this comparison but he's like a nebbishy Woody Allen type who stumbles into backwards into a tubby slap fight and before long everyone thinks he instigated the entire affair to begin with.

 

[Several Goats]

I still don't get how some stupid texts of a dude talking a girl into fucking him devolves into a "he said- she said" shitstorm. All other points of drama are fake & gay unproven shit or nothingburgers.
'The fight' probably won't happen and was likely never supposed to happen
'The NP2 maffia' are just friends of Dick defending their friend
'Janny jewsh' is probably just null trying to keep a trashfire thread going to a landfill fire
'Ralph flagging' might be gay ops but for now is just a nothingburger

I hope some actual shit starts happening in the future

Agree, but Ralph flagging is real. Even if you squint your eyes so the latest evidence doesn't exist, it's still happened so many times in the last year that it's no nothingburger

 

[ClipBitch]

Look at the amount of views this nobody is regularly pulling in.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Shut the fuck up.

I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion.

MY OPINION.

But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY.

I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world.

I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA.

I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you.

I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset.

So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Kiwi Farms). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

lol calm down