I'm gonna make this point another way. If JLH or PPP make the leak, without involving two of the biggest internet drama people in gayops, do you think it gets on TRR? Or Nightwave? Do you think Metokur talks to PPP? Does this thread even exist at all?
This is all a fever dream. PPP doesn't exist. Ralph and Co are just going insane
Probably not, the drama would have come out one way or another, but it certainly would have been framed in a different light and probably wouldn't have involved PPP directly.
He exists, he's just the same fake Christian nobody Ralph A-Log he was before this happened. He got lucky exposure and it is gaining him...A lost channel.
pft, do females toss away dignity at every opportunity to coom? no? then theyre not chad like the alpha male sex
By the time this is over with not only will everyone know of PPP but he will become one with Christ as the savior of mankind
I fuck two hot mansion hills inside my hollywood barbie chick.
Speaking of simping....Cults are bad. Not even once. No one is gonna rescue you from the Starfish People.
>now i remember what it's like to write with hate in my heart
>i'll buy you wings, angel
>who am i? i cant tell anymore im so troubled, i just test people, who is the character and who is me?
If you think these are just cheesy hookup lies and not the sincere emotional ramblings of a drunken teenage goth kid with a highschool crush I doubt you're a silver tongued Don Juan. But I guess you picked up all the chicks "back in the day, in nightclubs" with lines like "my eyes hurt" lmao
My go-to is asking them if they like Mister Metokur.
PPPism isnt a cult its a tax exempt religious/charitable organization that holds the esoteric and secret troof
interesting that he's embracing the anime origins of his name. Did his cohost come out as an anime fan?
It's not even about the texts at this point. The overreaction and greencard level of janny sweeping is the true gasoline on this trashfire of guntery and hat merchants. The 88th man will get to the bottom of this cacophony one way or another, I bet my 26 shekels on it. Trust. No One.
A good rule of thumb for how to live your life is never do something that would earn a stern gaze from Surfer.
Surfer isn't even using 1 percent of his power level.
The autism never ends. Godwinson has opened up the X-files and unleashed the black oil bees to collect enough nectar from the corpses of washed up e-celebs through Anglo-Druid necromancy to achieve his final form. God help us on the day that Godwinson saturates his autistic power cells and ascends into the uberneet atmosphere of Nietzschean lore and completes the cycle of the kaliyuga, plunging us into 1000 years of holy war and a subsequent post-apocalyptic wasteland where the surviving records of IBS fights are our only form of ancient knowledge, forming the basis for a WH40K cyber-religion based on Esoteric PPPism and Left Hand Path Jahanism. From there our janny drones shall sweep the entire galaxy and establish our fashy Sith empire across the universe for all time, until the hordes of Gunturgle spawn start plaguing our subsectors with the disease, at which point Lord Emperor PPP will have to initiate Exterminatus protocols and extinguish all life within that star quadrant. The PPP Muad'dib in the form of a reincarnated Surfer, who literally surfs on a sandworm, will become the warrior messiah of the universe. using his heavy doses of Cumin to supply enough spice for all people in the People's Populist Space Empire to travel around the universe and collect all kino in existence, adding it to the omniscient supercomputer known as the "Godwinson Archive". Sometimes I lay awake at night, wondering if mankind is ready for such a journey, only hoping that what we have achieved so far will inspire us ever forward into the future.
As soon as I read "black oil bees" I wanted to either rate this post "Lunacy" or just "Autism", but I loved reading every sentence.