🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[GearProject20]

I don't see why Jesse should be given a "fair shake" when his faggotry has been well documented. @oddish made a whole video documenting Jesse's bullshit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=REkeIyqYoJo
And contrary to his claim that Dick campaigned to close his Patreon account (and thus is against free speech) the truth is Jesse made a fraud Patreon account for TDS character "Madcucks" and was banned because that. Because you know Fraud is illegal. Jesse is a total sleazy scumbag, and that Maddox chose him to be a right hand man only confirmed that Maddox's attempt to appear as an innocent party during the lolsuit was a mere facade.

It would just be entertaining. They've had arguably far worse people on in the past and had regular discussions with them (think of the stream where they watched all the vids of Zoom's pedo conversations with him on air.) A regular conversation with the guy and Jim no matter how scummy he is would have been much more entertaining than anything that's been on the Killstream lately.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

and yet dick was upset when some people didnt cover maddox. thats the thing all of these people pretend that you are being a hypocrite if a group doesnt mock their own members yet they will always have an excuse for not mocking their own. all the excuses could apply to Sargon or Tonka or feminists. its still not a moral imperative but its fairly clear that ethan has reasons beyond "its not funny" to not talk about them and shut down guests discussing it and it will always be that way for whatever is convenient for them to ignore

What? When was Dick mad people didn't cover Maddox

What are you even talking about

 

[Cow Poly]

Besides, to my earlier point, I think Jesse has been pretty much overwritten by PPP at this point, hasn't he?

That’s the best thing about this. Jesse demands credit for all this and that’s fine... he earned that, but what he really wanted was attention and ppp deservingly... is getting all of it. PPP is funny, Jesse has never been and never will be. Jesse got murked by the based, autistic and lovable former stream.me crowd, which is how god ordained it from the start.

 

[MeltyTW]

What? When was Dick mad people didn't cover Maddox

What are you even talking about

He went off on chris ray gun and matt and shoe for ignoring the maddox drama, he sounded just like ppp and godwinson talking about a cover up of silence. and before you add morality of maddox dick hangs out with ethan and apparently zoom but tbf the latter wasnt known about until after the bulk of the shitshow started

 

[Famke Slamssen]

What? When was Dick mad people didn't cover Maddox

What are you even talking about

Dick went catatonic on Chris Raygun and Tim Pool over it, and his entire beef with Jarbo was predicated on it. He would chimp out at anyone who went onto maddox's show at all after the whole rape list video debacle. It's actually his biggest point of hypocrisy in all of this.

Jesse is a total sleazy scumbag, and that Maddox chose him to be a right hand man only confirmed that Maddox's attempt to appear as an innocent party during the lolsuit was a mere facade.

Jesse truly was the Original Gator.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nobody in the Dick/Killstream sphere was ever going to dedicate streams to properly mocking Dick over the texts, no matter how they were presented to them, and presumably Jesse would've known that.

Why would anybody give a fuck about getting that info out through the Killstream? Isn't the joke about the Gunt that he's pulling in viewers in the low three digits on a third rate streaming service? The Killstream is a far cry from what it used to be. It has a fraction of the viewership it used to.

There exist many vectors to get that info out there. To include Kiwi Farms. Vectors that don't require a gay op.

That's not a very good excuse.

Jesse seems to have a vendetta against Dick.

Clearly. To the point he's being really dumb.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Dick went catatonic on Chris Raygun and Tim Pool over it, and his entire beef with Jarbo was predicated on it. He would chimp out at anyone who went onto maddox's show at all after the whole rape list video debacle. It's actually his biggest point of hypocrisy in all of this.

Alright I vaguely remember this

 

[Captain Manning]

That’s the best thing about this. Jesse demands credit for all this and that’s fine... he earned that, but what he really wanted was attention and ppp deservingly... is getting all of it. PPP is funny, Jesse has never been and never will be. Jesse got murked by the based, autistic and lovable former stream.me crowd, which is how god ordained it from the start.

It's good to know that despite there being a grand debate over how funny PPP is, everybody seems to unanimously agree Jesse isn't.

 

[Popper Whiting]

God! Making ridiculous demands for an autistic internet fight, boring stale show, raging and threats are so normal they're expected, trailer park meth princess by your side, an inner circle and a discord full of sexually degenerate scalies and furries stans devoted to you. Ralph really is becoming Chief Iron Buffalo.

As Nietzsche said "Who ever fights monsters"

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Didn't Dick fuck her?

Here is the long standing accepted "definition" of what a simp is, and it means the same thing even if people have decided to overuse it and misuse it for months. There was no confusion before it suddenly entered everybody's vocabulary. Dick is the one who conveniently added the caveat that all simping becomes null and void if you're getting laid. It's still simping. The Kevin James character example in the definition is a guy who gets laid. He's still a simp. Dick is also a simp. His texts could be used as examples in this definition.

 

[ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ]

If they genuinely believe that Ralph is against "degeneracy" they must not know anything about him. The man used to have a premium pornhub account, and he was a racemixer, two things which they both hate. Also, Andy Warski's main content now is porn reviews, but most Groypers want to kill anyone who makes porn. These people definitely aren't trad.

>worships a stale internet frog for a pope who you don't even like
>"I'm trad bro, gtfo degenerate masturbator."

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

Jesse is an absolute nobody in the context of all of this, and in every other context at that. Jesse is an exceptional individual who fell in a hole and died. Then, when the rescue team followed his GPS signal to recover the body, they found a chest full of gold next to his corpse.

He can rewrite the narrative all he wants, this wasn't about getting people to shit on Dick. If that's all he wanted, he wouldn't have been crying "Daaaax, you never even mention me on your shooooow. It's been 4 years now and you just won't even mention meeeee." He's a massive loser with absolutely nothing going for him.

Bur none of this would have happened if not for Jesse. You can't erase Jesse's gayops as something Dick made up or say it doesn't maatter but keep the aftermath. Jesse literally (inadvertently) caused all of this shit, and some people are saying "Fake news".

Edit: Did I call this motherfucker Alex for an entire post? Different internet faggot.

 

[2021Murder]

Dick is 100% a Simp, look how he treated Zoom after Zoom doxxed him and spread jokes/lies about his website. Dick just laughed along like a bullied kid that hopes that by laughing along people don't realize how humiliated he is.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Bur none of this would have happened if not for Jesse. You can't erase Alex's gayops as something Dick made up or say it doesn't maatter but keep the aftermath. Jesse literally (inadvertantly) caused all of thia ahit, and some people are saying "Fake news".

Sure, but if we're looking to name a source, this is all JLH's doing. Jesse dropped the handoff and PPP scooped it up and used his immense momentum to take it down the field.

 

[Arcturus]

It's good to know that despite there being a grand debate over how funny PPP is, everybody seems to unanimously agree Jesse isn't.

The faggot literally holds a machine with clapping noises up to his microphone to punctuate his awful jokes. He never stood a chance.

 

[dankeybong]

Does Jesse have any allies in this at all? Is Maddox still friendly with him? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head who Jesse hasn't alienated.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Alright I vaguely remember this

Here's Dick flipping on CRG for cuckshielding over the lawsuit

TheRalphRetort

Dick Masterson Obliterates Chris Ray Gun

www.bitchute.com

Here's an old as fuck reddit post of him likening it to Chris going onto maddox's podcast in the first place

as an aside, just from voice alone, ralph sounds like he's aged 30 years since 2018

I tried posting this already and it either failed or I flubbed it like a tard, if this double posts somebody sue me

 

[Captain Manning]

Dick went catatonic on Chris Raygun and Tim Pool over it, and his entire beef with Jarbo was predicated on it.

I can't comment on Chris, Tim, or Shoe, but I would submit he wasn't wrong for throwing shade on Jarbo. Jarbo read that trashfire of a lawsuit and was absolutely convinced that George was gonna win 25 gorillion dollars.

I'm not so much defending Dick here as I'm just pointing out that Jarbo being full of shit is almost a universal constant. It's fun to poke fun at that.

Sure, but if we're looking to name a source, this is all JLH's doing. Jesse dropped the handoff and PPP scooped it up and used his immense momentum to take it down the field.

That is a good point. We don't really talk about JLH much.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

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Here is the long standing accepted "definition" of what a simp is, and it means the same thing even if people have decided to overuse it and misuse it for months. There was no confusion before it suddenly entered everybody's vocabulary. Dick is the one who conveniently added the caveat that all simping becomes null and void if you're getting laid. It's still simping. The Kevin James character example in the definition is a guy who gets laid. He's still a simp. Dick is also a simp. His texts could be used as examples in this definition.

I don't care about the term simp. Dick successfully hitting on a woman just doesn't seem like lolcow behavior to me. Men say stupid shit to get women in bed, if it works it works.

Maybe things are different with people now hooking up online, but back in the day, in nightclubs, you'd hear cheesy shit all the time. If it worked, bravo. If it didn't, it was lame.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

That is a good point. We don't really talk about JLH much.

Nor should we. She was an attention whore in the TDS IRC while all of this shit was taking place, and she's an attention whore now. She's done nothing notewrothy aside from fucking an e-celeb and trying to get back at him after he left her. I'm by no means the kind of guy to dislike someone just for being a woman, but she smelled like a snake from the day she appeared.