🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Toast Sandwich]

Regardless of how exceptional anyone else in the shitstorm is, Jesse will never be anything more than an unfunny idiot with zero talent.

Yeah... I was addressing people unwittingly repeating what Dick wants them to repeat.

 

[VOC]

Nick is definitely up on all of the Powawful lore. Podawful spammed a photo of Nick wearing blackface everywhere and has tried to tarnish his reputation. Not only that but Nick is a long time listener of The Dick Show so he knows the full back story to Jesse.

hahah where's that podawful vomiting video again?

 

[ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ]

Speaking of furries, this is on the first page of Google results when I type in "gator gamer".

Gator, I know you're in here. How deep does the furry rabbit hole go, Gator? Forgiveness is still on the table, but only if you're willing to come clean.

Spoiler: gator gamer

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Well, technically alligators don't have fur, so I guess he's a scalyfag. A fat scaly at that. I wonder if he faps to pics of snakes with fat guts from rats they just ate. Shameful, shameful.

 

[Captain Manning]

I keep seeing people still repeat this original cope from Dick. Understand that you're only buying into Dick's framing of what went down.

No, I'm actually buying into the framing that even PPP concedes is true. Which has to do with Jesse Tweeting out Dax's Tweets as if they were Mundane Matt's. It was a lame attempt to get people to laugh at them, and then reveal they actually came from Dax. When Metokur stated that him being tagged on that Tweet soured him to the whole thing, PPP straight up conceded Jesse is an idiot and "fucked up." I don't think PPP likes Jesse. Certainly not anymore. Just like he came to not like Leopirate.

People can debate what happened on the Killstream endlessly. Just like they can debate PPP's performance on Lawsplaining. I'm talking about the 100% gay op being exposed as such 100%.

That's what I mean by fumble. Way more so than the Killstream.

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

If they genuinely believe that Ralph is against "degeneracy" they must not know anything about him. The man used to have a premium pornhub account, and he was a racemixer, two things which they both hate. Also, Andy Warski's main content now is porn reviews, but most Groypers want to kill anyone who makes porn. These people definitely aren't trad.

Goddamn. Warski finally found his calling.

 

[Guntleman]

Well, technically alligators don't have fur, so I guess he's a scalyfag. A fat scaly at that. I wonder if he faps to pics of snakes with fat guts from rats they just ate. Shameful, shameful.

Swamp creature...gamer

 

[The Real SVP]

WN sperg fans of trash like TRR go on and on about making white babies, being straight, being white, not being a soy boy... and allegedly hating Trump's Chosen People. They hate Trump's Chosen People so much that they keep a hanging smegma encrusted trunk hanging off their god rod? Is it worth it? There’s a picture of a Nintendo switch on his profile too I can’t find it atm. Would any of you ladies ever touch something like this? It looks like it came out of a swamp. What follows is “chillstreamuncut - uncut” He’s a brown furry fagget too. Shocking I know....

Spoiler: Don’t look. I mean it

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Fucking ew.

Spoiler: Don’t click. Just don’t

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Those pictures cured my AIDS. I am officially no longer a faggot.

 

[PhoBingas]

WN sperg fans of trash like TRR go on and on about making white babies, being straight, being white, not being a soy boy... and allegedly hating Trump's Chosen People. They hate Trump's Chosen People so much that they keep a hanging smegma encrusted trunk hanging off their god rod? Is it worth it? There’s a picture of a Nintendo switch on his profile too I can’t find it atm. Would any of you ladies ever touch something like this? It looks like it came out of a swamp. What follows is “chillstreamuncut - uncut” He’s a brown furry fagget too. Shocking I know....

Spoiler: Don’t look. I mean it

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Fucking ew.

Spoiler: Don’t click. Just don’t

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His duck is bent worse than chris-chan's

 

[GearProject20]

No, I'm actually buying into the framing that even PPP concedes is true. Which has to do with Jesse Tweeting out Dax's Tweets as if they were Mundane Matt's. It was a lame attempt to get people to laugh at them, and then reveal they actually came from Dax. When Metokur stated that him being tagged on that Tweet soured him to the whole thing, PPP straight up conceded Jesse is an idiot and "fucked up." I don't think PPP likes Jesse. Certainly not anymore. Just like he came to not like Leopirate.

People can debate what happened on the Killstream endlessly. Just like they can debate PPP's performance on Lawsplaining. I'm talking about the 100% gay op being exposed as such 100%.

That's what I mean by fumble. Way more so than the Killstream.

Jesse's first post was definitely a gay op, and a poor one at that. The way he's acted since makes me think this wasn't a big-brained plan all along to fumble his appearance on the Killstream to get more people to talk about it. He was promised a discussion with Metokur and probably wasn't expecting to be muted and screamed at by multiple people at once, which is what ended up getting PPP to talk about the situation so much in the first place. That's part of the reason why people are so mad at Ralph now, because he didn't give Jesse a fair shake. There was a chance to get actual IBS, even if it would have been low quality, between just Metokur and Jesse or Dick and Jesse and he threw it out to write off the texts as nothing.

 

[ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ]

If you're talking porkchops, try telling bitchute to show you NSFW material

I'm well ahead of the curve there, but there is still so much missing, like PPP reading out the simp texts for the first time on air. The way he quotes "I'll buy you new wings, angel." with Surfer laughing uproariously in the background is forever etched in my memories. Now it is gone forever. This must be what it's like to witness the burning of the library of Alexandria, the hidden secrets of Esoteric PPPism lost to the later generations, only a figure of myth whose feats are beyond mere explanation. The gunt must pay the price for his affront against humanity, robbing us of our most valuable minutes on this planet to ever be recorded. It continues, so burn it all down, ladies and guntlemen.

 

[2021Murder]

He renamed it "Trust The JJ Plan..." I guess JJ is Janny Jewsh? Or will he surprise us all again?!

This was all an elaborate op for JJ Abrams next tv show!

(I know we all hate him now for his tv shows, but he was at the forefront of ARGs and Fringe was awesome)

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

Jesse's first post was definitely a gay op, and a poor one at that. The way he's acted since makes me think this wasn't a big-brained plan all along to fumble his appearance on the Killstream to get more people to talk about it. He was promised a discussion with Metokur and probably wasn't expecting to be muted and screamed at by multiple people at once, which is what ended up getting PPP to talk about the situation so much in the first place. That's part of the reason why people are so mad at Ralph now, because he didn't give Jesse a fair shake. There was a chance to get actual IBS, even if it would have been low quality, between just Metokur and Jesse or Dick and Jesse and he threw it out to write off the texts as nothing.

The texts weren't much, but they would've been good for a chuckle. I don't wanna see Dick vs. Alex, we saw what Dick will bring.

I wanna see Mundane Matt vs. Alex. Alex tried to tell Mr. Metokur and worse, Keemstar, that Matt stepped out on his wife and very young child. If Matt went in a chat and reacted the way a man should to that implication he could regain a little respect on Youtube, and have a much needed good publicity run. If he came out and acted like,,,His persona, his career would finally flat line. Good times either way.

 

[Leominster]

Those pictures cured my AIDS. I am officially no longer a faggot.

Believe it or not, there's much much worse.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

No, I'm actually buying into the framing that even PPP concedes is true. Which has to do with Jesse Tweeting out Dax's Tweets as if they were Mundane Matt's. It was a lame attempt to get people to laugh at them, and then reveal they actually came from Dax. When Metokur stated that him being tagged on that Tweet soured him to the whole thing, PPP straight up conceded Jesse is an idiot and "fucked up." I don't think PPP likes Jesse. Certainly not anymore. Just like he came to not like Leopirate.

People can debate what happened on the Killstream endlessly. Just like they can debate PPP's performance on Lawsplaining. I'm talking about the 100% gay op being exposed as such 100%.

That's what I mean by fumble. Way more so than the Killstream.

Nobody in the Dick/Killstream sphere was ever going to dedicate streams to properly mocking Dick over the texts, no matter how they were presented to them, and presumably Jesse would've known that. Jesse seems to have a vendetta against Dick. Nobody was talking about Dick being a simp after Jesse did a show all about it a few weeks ago. Now we're on the 495th page of a thread called "The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy". Jim can say what ever he likes about the trick not working and Dick can repeatedly say Jim is "untrickable", the trick still got us here. Jesse doesn't seem to care about getting respect from anybody outside his weird little fan base. He only cared about making a fool out of Dick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah... I was addressing people unwittingly repeating what Dick wants them to repeat.

I am not. If Dick used the term "fumble" to only refer to how Jesse did on the Killstream, I can ensure you that I am taking a more expansive and easily measurable view.

I don't even know why this would be a point of contention. Jesse straight up ran a gay op that was super gay and was uncovered as such almost as soon as he did it. Jesse is an idiot. PPP even agrees. What's to debate?

He was promised a discussion with Metokur and probably wasn't expecting to be muted and screamed at by multiple people at once, which is what ended up getting PPP to talk about the situation so much in the first place. That's part of the reason why people are so mad at Ralph now, because he didn't give Jesse a fair shake.

Ralph has his own issues in all this (flagging, etc.), but I don't feel too sorry for Jesse or even think he should get much of a "fair shake." I mean, what was he gonna say? Okay Jim, here's why I did the gay op? It's hard to imagine how he could ever come out of this looking good. Even if people want to argue Ralph interfered too much in the show. Gay ops are gay.

Besides, to my earlier point, I think Jesse has been pretty much overwritten by PPP at this point, hasn't he?

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

Nobody in the Dick/Killstream sphere was ever going to dedicate streams to properly mocking Dick over the texts, no matter how they were presented to them, and presumably Jesse would've known that. Jesse seems to have a vendetta against Dick. Nobody was talking about Dick being a simp after Jesse did a show all about it a few weeks ago. Now we're on the 495th page of a thread called "The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy". Jim can say what ever he likes about the trick not working and Dick can repeatedly say Jim is "untrickable", the trick still got us here. Jesse doesn't seem to care about getting respect from anybody outside his weird little fan base. He only cared about making a fool out of Dick.

What is with this implication that they are required to cover it? A guy with a Chad public persona isn't the same in real life. Alert the fucking presses. You do know that most most Youtubers, podcast hosts, and comedians are putting on a face right?

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Nobody in the Dick/Killstream sphere was ever going to dedicate streams to properly mocking Dick over the texts, no matter how they were presented to them, and presumably Jesse would've known that. Jesse seems to have a vendetta against Dick. Nobody was talking about Dick being a simp after Jesse did a show all about it a few weeks ago. Now we're on the 495th page of a thread called "The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy". Jim can say what ever he likes about the trick not working and Dick can repeatedly say Jim is "untrickable", the trick still got us here. Jesse doesn't seem to care about getting respect from anybody outside his weird little fan base. He only cared about making a fool out of Dick.

Didn't Dick fuck her?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jesse's first post was definitely a gay op, and a poor one at that. The way he's acted since makes me think this wasn't a big-brained plan all along to fumble his appearance on the Killstream to get more people to talk about it. He was promised a discussion with Metokur and probably wasn't expecting to be muted and screamed at by multiple people at once, which is what ended up getting PPP to talk about the situation so much in the first place. That's part of the reason why people are so mad at Ralph now, because he didn't give Jesse a fair shake. There was a chance to get actual IBS, even if it would have been low quality, between just Metokur and Jesse or Dick and Jesse and he threw it out to write off the texts as nothing.

I don't see why Jesse should be given a "fair shake" when his faggotry has been well documented. @oddish made a whole video documenting Jesse's bullshit.

And contrary to his claim that Dick campaigned to close his Patreon account (and thus is against free speech) the truth is Jesse made a fraud Patreon account for TDS character "Madcucks" and was banned because that. Because you know Fraud is illegal. Jesse is a total sleazy scumbag, and that Maddox chose him to be a right hand man only confirmed that Maddox's attempt to appear as an innocent party during the lolsuit was a mere facade.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Besides, to my earlier point, I think Jesse has been pretty much overwritten by PPP at this point, hasn't he?

Jesse is an absolute nobody in the context of all of this, and in every other context at that. Jesse is a retard who fell in a hole and died. Then, when the rescue team followed his GPS signal to recover the body, they found a chest full of gold next to his corpse.

He can rewrite the narrative all he wants, this wasn't about getting people to shit on Dick. If that's all he wanted, he wouldn't have been crying "Daaaax, you never even mention me on your shooooow. It's been 4 years now and you just won't even mention meeeee." He's a massive loser with absolutely nothing going for him.

 

[MeltyTW]

What is with this implication that they are required to cover it? A guy with a Chad public persona isn't the same in real life. Alert the fucking presses. You do know that most most Youtubers, podcast hosts, and comedians are putting on a face right?

and yet dick was upset when some people didnt cover maddox. thats the thing all of these people pretend that you are being a hypocrite if a group doesnt mock their own members yet they will always have an excuse for not mocking their own. all the excuses could apply to Sargon or Tonka or feminists. its still not a moral imperative but its fairly clear that ethan has reasons beyond "its not funny" to not talk about them and shut down guests discussing it and it will always be that way for whatever is convenient for them to ignore.

plus i dont understand the kiwi mentality of always talking about how funny it is to be neutral on a shitshow and then taking positions that kill any momentum for anything of interest to happen, oh geez another day on the farms of ignoring dick's mildly funny messages and not approving of people prodding him, gee how exciting. i could understand if people didnt think dick deserved it or liked his show and just said that instead of pretending to be above morality and in it for the jokes only