🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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  • ur mom?

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Three fucking hours of cope to let us know how much dick and Ralph aren’t bothered at all by this.
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Freya said:
I mean like, wheres the drama here? It's just boring e celeb gossip
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It's the cycle of the harvest.
1. A group of e-celebs moves to the top of the pile after building a name burning down the pile of the people who were previously on top.
2. They get comfy, start setting up a grift, become "Internet Best Friends" and their content and act gets stale as they try and wring every bit of shekel out of the now long decayed horse.
3. Someone comes along and points out rightfully that they are faggots and their act is boring and gay.
4. The group over reacts as it struggles to cope with the fact that they're now on the receiving end of the treatment they've been giving others for a while now.
5. People start to notice, someone calls shenanigans, and every autist anon (myself included) comes out of the wood work to enjoy the burning of the pile.
6. The dignity and reputation of those e-celebs is sacrificed on the alter of their own inability to even exercise the slightest bit of awareness or humility and leaves them husks of their former selves desperately trying to claw back that bit of respectability and e-reputation they once enjoyed.
7. The corn harvest comes in bountiful until it is time for the next season.

So my advice is grab a pitchfork, make fun of everything and let the self immolation that is natural and predictable when this type of thing goes down happen. The harvest demands it.
 
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Some more chat revolt Feat. Fullblast. You shall know PPP by his fruit.
 

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Toast Sandwich said:
Maybe in general, but this particular father figure is the guy who tells thousands of people his stories about being a massive degenerate. Something tells me that will bleed into the mindset of his kids.
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You can be a degenerate and not let it seep into your kids minds. You know making sure his kids don't end up like him sort of thing.
 
Hey fullblast.....leak those dms right here and cross post to the gunt lolcow thread. Even better @ an admin and get yourself a kiwileak account.. we will bury you in stickers
 
cowPoly said:
Hey fullblast.....leak those dms right here and cross post to the gunt lolcow thread. Even better @ an admin and get yourself a kiwileak account.. we will bury you in stickers
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He really might as well. Ralph is gonna do something fucked up to him regardless so he should strike first.
 
Niggernerd said:
You can be a degenerate and not let it seep into your kids minds. You know making sure his kids don't end up like him sort of thing.
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Not if you broadcast it over your best friend's popular youtube channel/main source of income. Still props for raising his kids though. They're undoubtedly better off with him than a single mother.
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Why would they use pro-PPP imagery?
 
Freedom Fries said:
Not if you broadcast it over your best friend's popular youtube channel/main source of income. Still props for raising his kids though. They're undoubtedly better off with him than a single mother.

Why would they use pro-PPP imagery?
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I'm gonna doubt his kids or their friends will ever watch some drunk lawyer honkey talk about anime let alone find the ones with their dad on as a guest.
 
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