🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
    688
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KidSparrow said:
I agree, he seems like a normal guy, the money probably helps his family and there's nothing wrong with that i suppose. Then again i haven't watched his streams since he had black Corrin on there. Wasn't a fan of all the fuckboy chatter.

I feel like his involvement is ultimately, "i know a lawyer".
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That is literally his involvement, yes, he's a lawyer who is peripherally associated with IBS and would probably do it for free for the laughs because it literally takes no effort on his part.
 
Sheryl Nome said:
I trust Crunklord420 this is a reliable source


I think the real thing is that Godwinson doesn't have the money and even if he did he doesn't want to give it to Ralph

Which is reasonable, he should have said "I said 5k for a fight to the death, not this bitchmade MMA" and laughed
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There's nothing reasonable about throwing around a big amount of money and then making a total moron excuse like not trusting escrow. That gish galloping faggot should kill himself.
 
KidSparrow said:
I agree, he seems like a normal guy, the money probably helps his family and there's nothing wrong with that i suppose. Then again i haven't watched his streams since he had black Corrin on there. Wasn't a fan of all the fuckboy chatter.

I feel like his involvement is ultimately, "i know a lawyer".
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Despite Rackets being an obvious grifter I never really got any bad vibes from him.... That is until I saw him bouncing up and down on the Prom King's dick. He also let Zoom on despite knowing exactly what he is.... Like seriously dude you were going to let him dox PPP on your show? Some kid you supposadly don't even know who just yelled at you and made you look dumb? You're like 40 with 5 kids, grow some balls. It was some slimy shit.
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
That is literally his involvement, yes, he's a lawyer who is peripherally associated with IBS and would probably do it for free for the laughs because it literally takes no effort on his part.
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Yeah Nick is somehow always roped in to IBS shitshows despite his content having nothing to do with it association with some of the IBS spergs is seemingly the only reason lol.
 
Look at it this way: If Nick is trusted for escrow, and somehow he runs away with the money, he is DAMNED forever, AND it makes Ralph look like a dipshit by trusting him with it. PPP and Godwinson win either way.

I say go for it.
 
Perspicacity said:
Despite Rackets being an obvious grifter I never really got any bad vibes from him.... That is until I saw him bouncing up and down on the Prom King's dick. He also let Zoom on despite knowing what exactly what he is.... Like seriously dude you were going to let him dox PPP on your show? That's some slimy shit.
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He did it because he's literally a Dick fanboy, thats his origin, he's one of dick's fans, its not surprising he's bouncing on the prom king's dick with that context
 
Perspicacity said:
Despite Rackets being an obvious grifter I never really got any bad vibes from him.... That is until I saw him bouncing up and down on the Prom King's dick. He also let Zoom on despite knowing what exactly what he is.... Like seriously dude you were going to let him dox PPP on your show? Some kid you supposadly don't even know who just yelled at you and made you look dumb? You're like 40 with 5 kids, grow some balls. It was some slimy shit.
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Agreed. The biggest red flag about Nick for me, is his love for dick.
 
Perspicacity said:
IS Gunty still seriously going after Mundane Matt? For fuck sakes, leave the guy alone already. Anything to try to relive the glory days gunt.
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All of Gator's responses to this have been in that vain. "Oh, its a gayop by Kraut. Remember when he did that in 2017, guys? Remember when Tonka fucked up? Remember when WE weren't the butt of the joke?"
 
"I'm gonna take all the callers"

mashing that x button right now, guy can't even take all the text chats.
 
Why does Ralph need money to fight if he challenged PPP first?
Am I missing something here? Why can't they just meet in a random parking lot and have at it?
 
Has this fizzled out?
Sheryl Nome said:
I think the real thing is that Godwinson doesn't have the money and even if he did he doesn't want to give it to Ralph
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I think Godwinson asked mummy and daddy for a quick loan and they told him to fuck off. I'm not gonna break my wrist jerking Nick off but anyone thinks Nick would steal the money is dumb. If he did shady shit, one phonecall to whoever handles lawyer oversite in Minnesota and Nick would be disbarred in a heartbeat, and possibly criminally charged.

On another note, if Dick sues Godwinson over loss NP2 revenue because of his telling people to ditch the platform, he'll go full circle and be Maddox 2.0, I'd like to think he has more common sense than that, but if how the "prom king" handled things thus far is any indication of how things will go moving forward, then I think we'll be headed toward a lolsuit.
 
Coffee Anon said:
Why does Ralph need money to fight if he challenged PPP first?
Am I missing something here? Why can't they just meet in a random parking lot and have at it?
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Do we have discernible proof that ralph suggested the fight first? I went back on his twitter and before I got bored to death, the earliest one I found was him saying he was told about the money from godwinson.
 
Coffee Anon said:
Why does Ralph need money to fight if he challenged PPP first?
Am I missing something here? Why can't they just meet in a random parking lot and have at it?
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Because Ralph is a coward. A street fight is actually what PPP wanted in the first place
 
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