🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Leominster]

This talk about how Ralph wants to fight or whatever is so cringe considering he's the one vetoing the real fight with ppp. He's already said he's only interested in money and wants to have his absolutely untrustworthy grifter friend hold the cash.

Nick already has questionable history regarding conflicts of interests with #WeebWars. Ralph probably knew no one would be happy with that demand, because he doesn't want to walk the walk.

This is what I don't get. Ralph isn't willing to do a real fight with PPP without being paid a guarnteed $5k, but he will do a fake fight for free (not including ticket sales, etc.) with his friend. Gunt logic.

No way he ever thought PPP and Godwinson would trust Rekieta with $5k. They're not even from America or familiar with American law, which makes them finding an escrow person harder because what country should the person be from? Either country, and the other party is disadvantaged legally speaking.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph: "When I lose weight I'll be down to like 220."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

@theralph is the male Amberlynn. Fat and a liar

 

[GameDevAnon]

Looks like Gaydurr banned all the PPP posters in chat. LOL.

 

[Several Goats]

Why doesn't Ralph need $5000 to fight Warski?

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

This talk about how Ralph wants to fight or whatever is so cringe considering he's the one vetoing the real fight with ppp. He's already said he's only interested in money and wants to have his absolutely untrustworthy grifter friend hold the cash.

Nick already has questionable history regarding conflicts of interests with #WeebWars. Ralph probably knew no one would be happy with that demand, because he doesn't want to walk the walk.

He's pretty obviously trying to set up a Knoxville 2.0 where nobody but his crew show up and get paypigs to buy them drinks all night. They're trying to crowdfund a drunken vacation again.

 

[Saint Regret]

I don't want to cross post too much but; I never really felt comfortable listening to Nick, It might just be me, I despise lawyer types.

 

[Niggernerd]

Why doesn't Ralph need $5000 to fight Warski?

Because Andy is poor.
Godwinson has the cash, How else can he buy 3 gallon hat bottles filled with makers mark?

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

He renewed, it was just late.
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Kiwifarms might not be "YPA", but it can definitely be the greatest "YPG" (your personal google) on the Internet. Nice work, m8

 

[Garth]

I don't want to cross post too much but; I never really felt comfortable listening to Nick, It might just be me, I despise lawyer types.

So does he. Let that sink in.

 

[ClackAlAcka]

Nick already has questionable history regarding conflicts of interests with #WeebWars.

Weren't you down voted in the past for saying Nick was questionable? Seems like you were right.

 

[AutismAwareness]

He's pretty obviously trying to set up a Knoxville 2.0 where nobody but his crew show up and get paypigs to buy them drinks all night. They're trying to crowdfund a drunken vacation again.

Judging by the revolt in his live chat and mods going on a banning spree, i doubt they'll be able to raise enough money for it.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

He's pretty obviously trying to set up a Knoxville 2.0 where nobody but his crew show up and get paypigs to buy them drinks all night. They're trying to crowdfund a drunken vacation again.

Never let a good crisis go to waste. Or, alternatively, never let a good crisis keep the Gunt from getting wasted.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Ralph: "When I lose weight I'll be down to like 220."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Edit: Ralph said he was sub 200 pounds after getting out of jail. Yeah Ralph, because you didn't have the option to overeat lol.

I'm 6'2 and not even 200lbs. I'm pretty sure Ethan's a manlet, so 220 is morbidly obese for his height.

 

[Saint Regret]

Judging by the revolt in his live chat and mods going on a banning spree, i doubt they'll be able to raise enough money for it.

Will the revolt ever culminate to have PPP on the killstream? Or are these stream cold wars the new norm?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Bibble sweeping up a storm tonight.
WARSKI STOP COMPLIMENTING THAT FAT LEAF!!!

 

[Garth]

Will the revolt ever culminate to have PPP on the killstream? Or are these stream cold wars the new norm?

There is no way that will happen. It would only result in more Ralphsperg copypasta and he knows it.

 

[Coffee Anon]

This talk about how Ralph wants to fight or whatever is so cringe considering he's the one vetoing the real fight with ppp. He's already said he's only interested in money and wants to have his absolutely untrustworthy grifter friend hold the cash.

Nick already has questionable history regarding conflicts of interests with #WeebWars. Ralph probably knew no one would be happy with that demand, because he doesn't want to walk the walk.

The Gunt doesn't want Ralph's brains splattered on the sidewalk after PPP curb stomps him because it knows it dies if Ralph dies.

 

[Sammich]

Will the revolt ever culminate to have PPP on the killstream? Or are these stream cold wars the new norm?

I think Ralph is terrified of having PPP on a stream, even when he can do his audio fuckry and have a few people ready to dogpile him. He is still scared of him.

 

[Leominster]

I'm 6'2 and not even 200lbs. I'm pretty sure Ethan's a manlet, so 220 is morbidly obese for his height.

Yeah, neither him or PPP are at a healthy weight, but PPP is 6'4", so Ralph is much unhealthier, IMO.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Will the revolt ever culminate to have PPP on the killstream? Or are these stream cold wars the new norm?

If PPP and Godwinson could go on and not sperg the entire time, it would highly entertaining, If they sperg it would still be entertaining, but would get tiresome (like every stream Zoom is on).