🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Sammich]

Here’s my totally real and very serious theory:

They know the Gunt and his men are watching, but they need to draw them out and shine a light on them. If the Gunt and his men will follow them around to hell and back, how invested are they? It’s elaborate smoke and mirrors.

It is strange that PPP has never had this issue before, you might totally be on to something there Commissar

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Am I alone I’m hoping that Godwinson appears on screen holding one of those giant checks for $5000?

 

[GearProject20]

andy sounds like he's lost most of his brainpower, he stuttered for like 20 seconds straight and sounds fucked in general

The consequences of cooming. This is your brain on OnlyFans!

 

[Niggernerd]

Am I alone I’m hoping that Godwinson appears on screen holding one of those giant checks for $5000?

I'm hoping for a briefcase chained by a big cartoonish lock.

 

[Absurdity]

Anyone can do what Ralph does. Sane, self respecting individuals choose not to.

True. Donga apparent still has one too. People still tune in to Ralph though. He is the man with the golden gunt.

 

[Perspicacity]

I imagine that Ethan would start harassing the DLive admin team just like he did with stream.me but DLive is on thin ice with Ethan I imagine.

I'm pretty sure Ralph already had him banned on there.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I'm hoping for a briefcase chained by a big cartoonish lock.

That would be better. In gold.

 

[Nephi]

I'm hoping for a briefcase chained by a big cartoonish lock.

Or perhaps a bag with an enormous dollar sign on it

 

[Guntleman]

I'm pretty sure Ralph already had him banned on there.

PPP can just keep making youtube accounts. Deplatforming doesn't work when people are interested in your content. Look at the weekly sweat guys. They're banned from twitter twice a month but they manage to get all of their followers back in a week.

 

[Sammich]

Am I alone I’m hoping that Godwinson appears on screen holding one of those giant checks for $5000?

cut to the Pink Starfish in all its majesty and from three different views.. and pull out until you see CRP.. THE REAL FIFTEENTH MAN!!!

 

[Niggernerd]

Or perhaps a bag with an enormous dollar sign over it

Held by a paki show girl

 

[Guntleman]

Or perhaps a bag with an enormous dollar sign on it

A bag with PPP doing a soyface with dollar signs over his eyes

 

[CrunkLord420]

I imagine that Ethan would start harassing the DLive admin team just like he did with stream.me but DLive is on thin ice with Ethan I imagine.

If PPP got seriously deplatformed while running a no-profit stream I would setup an RTMP relay on the newly vacant old KF forum server for his ~300 user potato-cam streams (bandwidth permitting). I would research and experiment with P2P alternatives. Josh could veto this, but I'm willing to put in the labor.

 

[King Nigger The 3rd]

If PPP got seriously deplatformed while running a no-profit stream I would setup an RTMP relay on the newly vacant old KF forum server for his ~300 user potato-cam streams (bandwidth permitting). I would research and experiment with P2P alternatives. Josh could veto this, but I'm willing to put in the labor.

You are a true kang

 

[Lards and Lasses]

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Negrate me all you want, I still say Jersh did nothing wrong!!1!

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why yes I do love the taste of kiwi boot

 

[Perspicacity]

Negrate me all you want, I still say Jersh did nothing wrong!!1!

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why yes I do love the taste of kiwi boot

I was pretty disappointed in his negotiation skills.

 

[Nephi]

Negrate me all you want, I still say Jersh did nothing wrong!!1!

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why yes I do love the taste of kiwi boot

Jewsh is the jannie we needed but not the one we ungrateful sinners deserved.
Jewsh died for our shitposting.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Countdown to liftoff on the stream.

 

[Leominster]

PPP can just keep making youtube accounts. Deplatforming doesn't work when people are interested in your content. Look at the weekly sweat guys. They're banned from twitter twice a month but they manage to get all of their followers back in a week.

Who runs bitwave.tv? Is it Zoom? I know Rand hates the guy that runs it, but if it's Zoom that's not a viable platform for PPP. He might be able to get streaming access from BitChute. Though, he's always gonna have a bigger audience if he just keeps making new YouTube accounts.

 

[SimoHayha]

The truth is PPP not only smoked a ridiculous amount of weed but he drank an entire bottle of rum. It was quite the spectacle, he was not in his right mind at all. He was so fucked up he didn't even know what he was doing. He was only like 18-19, a lot of people do shit like that. Unfortunately PPP was in front of a camera and Gunt the most vindictive piglet around had to be there.

He also cut himself with a razor blade at the behest of chat iirc. It was quite the trial-by-fire for livestreaming.

Who runs bitwave.tv?

@DispatchCommit