🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

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  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

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    Votes: 212 30.8%

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    Votes: 179 26.0%
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The entire conspiracy theory of people not wanting to make videos about some lame texts because they will have the information doxed is beyond exceptional. There's absolutely zero evidence for it and the amount of mental gymnastics required to entertain it just shows what complete fucking idiots these people are.
 
Cardenio said:
I don't see why you're saying his reasoning was a sack of shit when your totally plausible explanation is different than the Doxspiracy.

It makes total sense that Ralph will kowtow to a far more successful personality with a true cult following fanbase. Whereas the SSN Blackmail theory really requires Dick to at least call these guys at least once and tell them "Hey if you say ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME YOUR SHIT IS GONNA GET LEAKED" and if something like that was leaked that would result in Dick losing everything.
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I think you misunderstood me. I'm saying the conspiracy theory is a sack of shit.
 
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DangerVulcano said:
And rather than just laughing it off like everyone else and moving on, his friends, these absolute spergs have created a streisand effect doing damage control for a thin skinned Dax.
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I'll agree that Dick didn't handle it well and also say that many a mistake were made by him and people in this conspiracy, such as giving Corey Barnhill the time of day, but I don't know about this last part. Personally I think it's been such a long time since they've seen a true sperg storm that they didn't realize that it would increase exponentially if they gave it the slightest bit of attention.
 
He Who Points And Laughs said:
The entire conspiracy theory of people not wanting to make videos about some lame texts because they will have the information doxed is beyond exceptional. There's absolutely zero evidence for it and the amount of mental gymnastics required to entertain it just shows what complete fucking idiots these people are.
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Well, just to clue you in friend, we don't care either. It is a retarded theory. But this shit show is worth the price of admission.

Which is to say, a silly amount of time spent watching this thread for updates.
 
PhoBingas said:
Honestly though, I think people who are saying that drama people are keeping hush as not to have herr Dick doxx them via their newproject2's are spending too much time on /x/
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This is completely intentional. If you make outlandish claims with a kernel of truth to them and then that manages to make the target squirm, the squirming will look strange to onlookers. Why are they squirming at this insane claim? Can't they just laugh it off? What's going on? But the reason they have so much trouble laughing it off is because they're stuck worrying about that realistic kernel of truth that they would rather not discuss.

It's the mirror opposite of the skeptic approach of gay nitpicking and gay debating and there's a reason it works.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Reading the Dick texts myself, I didn't think they were that funny. Was he simping? Not really. Did he sound like an ass? A little bit, but would anyone here not look like an ass if our private texts between people we were in a relationship with / trying to fuck?
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THIS^
This is exactly the reason why there's 400 pages here. Well done retard.
 
What are the odds this leads to an actual Donga redemption arc? Will he fight Ralph instead of PPP?
 
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