🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
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PhoBingas said:
Honestly though, I think people who are saying that drama people are keeping hush as not to have herr Dick doxx them via their newproject2's are spending too much time on /x/

To expand upon this; If Dick did doxx someone or fuck with them because he has their info, and if the person being fucked with went to the authorities, I'm pretty sure Masterson would loose his entire site and maybe get charged, best case he'd have his current payment processor back out.
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Yeah, that's a big sack of shit. I think Ralph specifically would avoid talking shit because Dick kind of came into the IBS shit as a pre-established online and offline success story and is essentially his coolest friend, same goes for the killstream jannies. If Ralph pissed dick off, he wouldn't have his SSN leaked or his NP2 account closed, but if Dick turned on him it would be almost as devastating as a metokur turn, as he's spent the last several years talking both of them up as the coolest guys online. Other than that I don't buy in whatsoever that these guys are afraid to make fun of Dick.
 
Famke Slamssen said:
Yeah, that's a big sack of shit. I think Ralph specifically would avoid talking shit because Dick kind of came into the IBS shit as a pre-established online and offline success story and is essentially his coolest friend, same goes for the killstream jannies. If Ralph pissed dick off, he wouldn't have his SSN leaked or his NP2 account closed, but if Dick turned on him it would be almost as devastating as a metokur turn, as he's spent the last several years talking both of them up as the coolest guys online. Other than that I don't buy in whatsoever that these guys are afraid to make fun of Dick.
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Reading the Dick texts myself, I didn't think they were that funny. Was he simping? Not really. Did he sound like an ass? A little bit, but would anyone here not look like an ass if our private texts between people we were in a relationship with / trying to fuck?
 
Coffee Anon said:
First Kraut and now Donga. PPP is building an army of IBS casualties. An army of the dead!
He needs to recruit Jarbo next.
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He already has. Jarbo was modded in his chat with his broom busting heads and cleaning it up.

PhoBingas said:
Reading the Dick texts myself, I didn't think they were that funny. Was he simping? Not really. Did he sound like an ass? A little bit, but would anyone here not look like an ass if our private texts between people we were in a relationship with / trying to fuck?
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I somewhat agree. For me the fact that he was "simping" was far less embarrassing than all the shit that came out about the dysfunction in his day to day life and his relationship. Him and his diehards have done a really good job of controlling the narrative in regards to that. I did find his response to all of that to be pretty sad though. If I had conversations with one of my exes leaked where I was piling it on and telling her how much I loved her etc, I'd own up to it and move on. I wouldn't try to protect my ego and say "I said whatever I had to to get in her pants/rile her up for the coming night".
 
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I'm gonna bet on black and say that PPP is going to pull through this somehow. I have no logical reasons, I just sense it. In the next few days he's going to be on top of this situation again, mark my words. Trust the plan.
 
There are many ways to describe PPP, but “dead air” is not one of them.

If anything, he’s doing Tonka a favor by coming on his show at all.
 
PhoBingas said:
Reading the Dick texts myself, I didn't think they were that funny. Was he simping? Not really. Did he sound like an ass? A little bit, but would anyone here not look like an ass if our private texts between people we were in a relationship with / trying to fuck?
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Not really, but it would be acceptable and quite understandable.

If they leaked some average guy's over-the-top flowery faggy attempts to get the girl from his work over to get his dick wet, we'd laugh at him and give him shit, sure, but we'd get it.

The difference between the average guy I described and "Dick Masterson" aka Dax Herrera, is that most regular people have NEVER built a podcast, business, and shitty brand based off of being "the quintessential alpha chad", only for the mask to publicly slip and have everyone realize its just a persona. When you make your money off of a persona like that, anything that can call your "brand" into question can fuck your money up if you dont handle it right.

And rather than just laughing it off like everyone else and moving on, his friends, these absolute spergs have created a streisand effect doing damage control for a thin skinned Dax.
 
I'd like to take a moment to share with everyone, in the spirit of this magnificent autism, a passage from the miraculous New Testament, as a complement to this occasion.
"7 All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and sea creatures are being tamed and have been tamed by mankind, 8 but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison. With the tongue, we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse human beings, who have been made in God’s likeness. 10 Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers and sisters, this should not be. 11 Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring? 12 My brothers and sisters, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water."
James 3:7-12
 
Famke Slamssen said:
Yeah, that's a big sack of shit. I think Ralph specifically would avoid talking shit because Dick kind of came into the IBS shit as a pre-established online and offline success story and is essentially his coolest friend, same goes for the killstream jannies. If Ralph pissed dick off, he wouldn't have his SSN leaked or his NP2 account closed, but if Dick turned on him it would be almost as devastating as a metokur turn, as he's spent the last several years talking both of them up as the coolest guys online. Other than that I don't buy in whatsoever that these guys are afraid to make fun of Dick.
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Edit: I misread his post, I'm dumb.

I don't see why you're saying his reasoning was a sack of shit when your totally plausible explanation is different than the Doxspiracy.

It makes total sense that Ralph will kowtow to a far more successful personality with a true cult following fanbase. Whereas the SSN Blackmail theory really requires Dick to at least call these guys at least once and tell them "Hey if you say ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME YOUR SHIT IS GONNA GET LEAKED" and if something like that was leaked that would result in Dick losing everything.
 
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I don't buy the whole "Don Dickleone" meme, but I definitely think people have a vested interest in the success of NP2 and Dick by extension. Denying this is just retarded.
 
Hm I see I see.... It's all beginning to become clear.

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ComeoutandJULAY said:
There are many ways to describe PPP, but “dead air” is not one of them.

If anything, he’s doing Tonka a favor by coming on his show at all.
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You look into dead air and dead air looks into you. If PPP were looking for excuses not to fight Ethan then it makes sense to talk to Chief No-Show. To be fair and balanced though, there are no real winners here, only variations of internet tragedy.
 
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