🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[instythot]

Imagine being Jesse and not constantly covering this shit. I think he isnt funny at all but if he was going to shit on Masterson I would have watched.

There are legit reasons a fat retard got farther with his Dick Shaming Quest in a week than Jesse did in five years

 

[Unog]

Imagine being Jesse and not constantly covering this shit. I think he isnt funny at all but if he was going to shit on Masterson I would have watched.

Imagine being any of these people, let alone getting angry/upset at them.

Ineffable horror.

 

[Robert James]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vkhFeY9glM

Toad posted a new vid. the comments are what you might expect, plus he is fucking shilling relentlessly (as expecting)

Been out of the loop, but what the hell does toad have to do with this besides the autistic mentality that he should have dropped everything to make a three hour expose on dick becuase of some text.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't care when a sped whose only job is dev'ing a site normally goes to sleep. That's entirely his choice and whim. But if he wants to talk shit and say this guy scared to talk to him, maybe he should stop going to sleep when he knows it's time for him to get on and start streaming.

Maybe people should intentionally say the N and F words on YouTube and get their channels yeeted, for PRINCIPLES (trademark, Sargon of Akkad)...

Maybe people should not make money on YouTube, or any other commercial platform, in order to stick it to "the man" and support "free speech absolutism"...

Maybe people should modify their sleep cycles so they can be yelled at by some fat Canadian retard...

Honestly, I beginning to agree that this whole thing is designed to get under people's skin and cause a chimp out. I don't know if I'm cynical enough to believe this many people are this stupid.

 

[awardedpie]

Spergery as expected

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Now this would be the type of spergery I would want to spend my workday listening to

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Hello fellow kids, I am not a lolcow and am a chad and am in on the joke. See how much I understand how funny this is? Please join NP2

 

[ClipBitch]

I doubt toad minds since all interaction is good interaction to the algorithm. They're all just making him dosh.

 

[Perspicacity]

There are legit reasons a fat exceptional individual got farther with his Dick Shaming Quest in a week than Jesse did in five years

PPP has incredible charisma and is relatively good are just improving what he's gonna say. He's also just honest, he's a 360 pound man sitting on his couch and yelling into his phone. There is something so great and honest about it. He's not wearing f-slur sunglasses to look cool while he talks into a $5,000 mic.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Been out of the loop, but what the hell does toad have to do with this besides the autistic mentality that he should have dropped everything to make a three hour expose on dick becuase of some text.

Godwinson shit on Toad at the start of this retarded drama

edit: here are the top comments on his video

 

[Kulee Baba]

Hello fellow kids, I am not a lolcow and am a chad and am in on the joke. See how much I understand how funny this is? Please join NP2

You joke but what seperates lolcows from regular fuck ups is having self awareness.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Why harp on about something like someone's opinion on what a mansion is.

Yeah man, like why would someone do something like that?

 

[New to the autism]

he goes pretty hard with the effects & editing, I'll give him that at least. the intro portion featuring dick made me feel like I was watching an MDE skit or something

Yeah he has really good production value but just lacks any Charisma all the effects and clapping while he talks is so fucking annoying. Jesse in another universe where he isnt so hateable could be a good like Andy Richter but never a host.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

The only people who wouldn't have noticed would be the people busy kissing PPP's ass. At this rate they have probably licked his rectum clean by now.

To be fair it's very pink.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Farmer Bodangle]

Spergery as expected

I could predict the Dax cock riders, because he's built up a show and went through the Maddox shit.

But the PPP spergs? I don't understand them at all. Maybe it's just due to my lack of knowledge on PPP lore, but I just don't really get it.

 

[Theodorus]

ok im going to open myself up to a lot of shit by saying this but i feel like it needs to be said

im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs. i would also like to say that i would never actually fuck a dog in real life (or look at bestiality porn involving real things) as that is animal abuse and the very idea of it happening irl makes me feel sick. this is a thing that has been there all my life, and i would consider it an intrinsic part of me that cannot be changed. i've tried to hide it, tried to quash the feelings and thoughts down but they dont go away, and if i try too hard to ignore them, it flips he other way and i just cant stop thinking about it, ending up in a vicious cycle of "stop thinking about it" "shit i cant stop i need to try harder" etc etc.
other people with paraphilias (things like necrophilia, paedophilia, zoophilia et al that are more than just a passing curiosity) ive talked to have the same problem of overthinking and self hatred over these feelings, and it frequently causes neuroses and suicidal thoughts. sexologists are actually starting to agree that these things - and general kinkiness - are legitimate sexual orientations, too. that doesnt mean we should be lobbying for [xyz]philia to be totally ok like homo/bisexuality, but it should be seen as something un-fixable, yet able to be handled safely.
the overwhelming majority of people with philias do not like the idea of acting upon these fantasies in real life - for example a lot of paedophiles despise themselves for even thinking of it, and often refuse to be near children for their safety. unfortunately its hard for people to find therapists willing to deal with these things, as they fear being ostracized and cast out with no help at all, so they turn to shota/lolicon. i don't actually see a problem with this, as it is not real, and in the majority of cases, is plenty to help keep the person on the straight and narrow. if a paedophile actively harms children (either through porn or otherwise) they are looked down upon by people who do actually understand that fantasy =/= reality. kind of how jeffrey dahmer isnt representative of all homosexuals.

i am definitely very off topic now (pm me if you for some reason want to discuss more) so ill tldr what i was going to write

tl;dr: its ok to like the fictional side of things (assuming this is real and not a passing "hmm i wonder") as long as you understand completely that fantasy =/= reality, do not consume or partake in the real life acts as that is abuse and makes you a cunt of the highest degree, and also dont turn around and be a hypocritical douchetwat about it like corey is being

here is a dikdik to make up for my 'sperging

What the hell was this other than an admission on Kiwi Farms that you want to fuck dogs? What are you on about you utter spastic dogfucker?

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

You and I both know that Dick is gonna end up accidentally fertilizing Marie's last viable egg. Her advanced age is going to make it even more likely that their child will be born with a developmental disorder like autism. That autistic kid is gonna have to deal having two unstable parents in a shitbox of a mansion meaning they will probably grow up to be even more fucked.

The faggotry doesn't disappear, it just concentrates.

I think the world is destined for something like e-celeb child Chris-chan, and that terrifies me.

 

[Unog]

What the hell was this other than an admission on Kiwi Farms that you want to fuck dogs? What are you on about you utter spastic dogfucker?

It's a copypasta.

 

[Vetti]

PPP has incredible charisma and is relatively good are just improving what he's gonna say. He's also just honest, he's a 360 pound man sitting on his couch and yelling into his phone. There is something so great and honest about it. He's not wearing f-slur sunglasses to look cool while he talks into a $5,000 mic.

I think one of the reasons he really gets under the skins of Ralph and Dick is actually because he is able to come off as likable and is a personality you want to watch despite his product being low effort. In spite of his graphics and his several hundred dollar Shure mic, Ralph usually can't manage to make an entertaining show and Dick is probably especially embarrassed about being uppercut by this fat virgin living in a poverty apartment.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

To be fair it's very pink.View attachment 1284438

I wonder when he got kicked out of his church they told him to his face or just sent him a message because they didnt want to look him in the eye after seeing his asshole.

 

[Farmer Bodangle]

I think one of the reasons he really gets under the skins of Ralph and Dick is actually because he is able to come off as likable and is a personality you want to watch despite his product being low effort. In spite of his graphics and his several hundred dollar Shure mic, Ralph usually can't manage to make an entertaining show and Dick is probably especially embarrassed about being uppercut by this fat virgin living in a poverty apartment.

I think it's just his incredibly thick Canuck accent.