🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[AutismAwareness]

Ralph needs to cut a promo asap. $5k is $5k.

Its actually 5000 euros. $6.2k

 

[Thirteenfifty]

People like Dick and Mersh should not be procreating. Let them do drugs and drink all day.

Yup. The nice thing is these people are weeding their own traits out of the genepool, so hopefully future generations won't have to deal with this kind of faggotry

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dick now doing some programmer speak to convince us he knows what he's talking about. Is he just running down a list labeled "suspicious things to talk about"?

 

[Love Machine]

Dick now doing some programmer speak to convince us he knows what he's talking about. Is he just running down a list labeled "suspicious things to talk about"

He is a php pro, back the fuck up nerd.

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

This shit is so boring it's worse than dead air

 

[Null]

Is that why you left the country for the adventure?

Yes. I'd suggest anyone able to do so to do the same. Go to some place you're interested in. Learn something new. Meet strange people. Ukraine, Iran, Mongolia. The whole world is split wide open. The most accessible the planet has ever been. I beg of anyone who is depressed, before you kill yourself, act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.

 

[Comfyman]

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Yes. I'd suggest anyone able to do so to do the same. Go to some place you're interested in. Learn something new. Meet strange people. Ukraine, Iran, Mongolia. The whole world is split wide open. The most accessible the planet has ever been. I beg of anyone who is depressed, before you kill yourself, act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.

DOOMERS RISE UP

 

[instythot]

I don't know much about this Surfer dude someone give me a QRD

PPP's roommate. Sterotype of a "hoser". Unironic white nationalist and /pol/ack when sober. Sees the world in a based/degenerate dichotomy. Amateur chef who seasons everything with cumin and maple syrup. Still the same when drunk, but then can't stop whipping out his penis and screaming about the jews. Also somehow engaging and a bit endearing at the same time as all the rest of this is happening

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

Yes. I'd suggest anyone able to do so to do the same. Go to some place you're interested in. Learn something new. Meet strange people. Ukraine, Iran, Mongolia. The whole world is split wide open. The most accessible the planet has ever been. I beg of anyone who is depressed, before you kill yourself, act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.

Not everyone is living off cool Internet money though.

 

[GameDevAnon]

The whole world is split wide open. The most accessible the planet has ever been.

No one can go anywhere right now. I can't even fucking travel for business meetings.

I beg of anyone who is depressed, before you kill yourself, act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.

I agree with this though.

 

[Fools Idol]

Yes. I'd suggest anyone able to do so to do the same. Go to some place you're interested in. Learn something new. Meet strange people. Ukraine, Iran, Mongolia. The whole world is split wide open. The most accessible the planet has ever been. I beg of anyone who is depressed, before you kill yourself, act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.

I lived in France for a bit would not recommend it tbh.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I don't know much about this Surfer dude someone give me a QRD

PPP's extremely powerful sidekick. He's known for being an award winning chef, a skilled swordsman, an eloquent speaker, and able to give extreme high IQ takes about jews and Catholics at a moment's notice.

 

[instythot]

Not everyone is living off cool Internet money though.

Yeah, but if they're not intending to continue doing so, what is lost really?

 

[Ho Deak]

Yup. The nice thing is these people are weeding their own traits out of the genepool, so hopefully future generations won't have to deal with this kind of faggotry

You and I both know that Dick is gonna end up accidentally fertilizing Marie's last viable egg. Her advanced age is going to make it even more likely that their child will be born with a developmental disorder like autism. That autistic kid is gonna have to deal having two unstable parents in a shitbox of a mansion meaning they will probably grow up to be even more fucked.

The faggotry doesn't disappear, it just concentrates.

 

[Coffee Anon]

act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.

LEGALLY!
If anybody found out about the things I did in Skyrim after a quicksave, I'd be in jail IRL.

 

[Homer Simpson]

if this shit doesn't happen fuck the internet and fuck this board, i'm going back to fat women and schizos permanently

Accepted.mp4
Accepted2.mp4

You can hear the autism in his voice. Just certain words sound off. Or maybe it's when you get that fat your words just sound different...

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_V6DReq6vJI

The funniest thing is him trying to do both voices.

 

[GameDevAnon]

You and I both know that Dick is gonna end up accidentally fertilizing Marie's last viable egg. Her advanced age is going to make it even more likely that their child will be born with a developmental disorder like autism.

No. That dead-egger will spawn him a literal r.etard. Dick will NOT be able to cope with having a kid like that.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Not everyone is living off cool Internet money though.

It doesn't cost a lot to live in some places. Work overtime and then gtfo when you're about to snap. Should buy you a few months of decentish living somewhere interesting. You can also do mission trips or farm type work sometimes