🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Whenever Dick mentioned 80's Girl I pictured a hot LA blonde with feathered hair and big tits, wearing a denim jacket and leather boots. Turns out she's just some aging latina who looks like she could be the cleaning lady.
 
my take-away in all of this is that PPP, Godwinson and Leopirate are salty about Ralph's somewhat internet success and fame, however you may put it, at least compared to them. They are probably like "I'm more funnier than him, I'm better than him, I'm more sophisticated than him, I'm more moral than him, why is Jim his internet fwiend and getting those internet fame and money? It should be me!"
 
They are now trying to misdirect all this into ralph away from the NP2 shit, after leopirate horribly fucked that shit into the dirt. This is like throwing a hose into a steam engine.

My read is that, even after Zoom decided to Zoom this up, they still think they're in control of this fire they started with gasoline and fireworks
 
my take-away in all of this is that PPP, Godwinson and Leopirate are salty about Ralph's somewhat internet success and fame, however you may put it, at least compared to them. They are probably like "I'm more funnier than him, I'm better than him, I'm more sophisticated than him, I'm more moral than him, why is Jim his internet fwiend and getting those internet fame and money? It should be me!"
I don't think its that deep, they just like fucking with Ralph cause he always reacts and does it in sad/funny ways. Leopirate is a legit seething sperg tho.
 
To further elaborate on the NP2 thing, not only did Zoom do basically nothing to Masterson's site but a free security check service (which is shocking to me). Masterson can easily fix those problems and make his site more secure. That whole thing just kind of killed the NP2 angle after you realize what those tweets actually were. Though I have to say why Dick wants to make nice with Zoom is beyond anything I can imagine.
 
my take-away in all of this is that PPP, Godwinson and Leopirate are salty about Ralph's somewhat internet success and fame, however you may put it, at least compared to them. They are probably like "I'm more funnier than him, I'm better than him, I'm more sophisticated than him, I'm more moral than him, why is Jim his internet fwiend and getting those internet fame and money? It should be me!"

They're not salty about the fame. They have legitimate beef with him that goes back over a year. Plus they have this wierd complex about content creators making money on the internet.
 

If they rib him with this it will drive him nuts.

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I was a little skeptical that Ralph managed to book this one morning in a post bender haze when his last appearance he told him it was funny that his unborn child died. Wonder if the other bookings are real or other withdrawal hallucinations.
 

If they rib him with this it will drive him nuts.

SARGONES RESPONSE:

 
Why bring up his dad if they're just trolling? Seems personal at this stage.

Simply because it is almost guaranteed to be effective. They also want to see yet another full on pillstream and Ralph has been doing two or three small ones a month at his current rate
 

If they rib him with this it will drive him nuts.

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>myself or my team
There's a team of individuals working for Sargon?!
 
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