🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Thirteenfifty said:
anyone have a clip of when PPP is shit talking Ralph's dead dad? PPP doing that last year is what made Ethan send his nudes to his family & church and fuck up his life. it's a powermove he would call back to that.
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This isn't true, that happened after PPP had the police sent to his house after the pink starfish stream on stream.me. Way before Ralph's dad died. Though I think it's happened more than once now that I think about it.
 
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Weird Ages said:
If you look at it at a face value and from a very biased and normie point of view you're right. However there's very good reason to believe some of the people involved are just trying to cause as much drama as possible because they miss the old IBS days and don't believe most of what they say.
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Naturally. And honestly, I hope everyone involved is able to m ilk this teet for absolutely everything it's worth. This is some good wholesome internet drama.
 
Thirteenfifty said:
anyone have a clip of when PPP is shit talking Ralph's dead dad? PPP doing that last year is what made Ethan send his nudes to his family & church and fuck up his life. it's a powermove he would call back to that.
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He goes in at 19:30 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uptaXcCr-I

Perspicacity said:
This isn't true, that happened after PPP had the police sent to his house after the pink starfish stream on stream.me. Way before Ralph's dad died.
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What is the full lore with these two?
  • PPP spreads his asshole on stream.me in celebration of the new year
  • Ralph sends this to his family which results in him getting kicked out of his church, he does this just for fun? This is where I'm lost
  • PPP goes hard on Ralph and talks shit about his father the day after his death
  • The two have a blood feud that can only be resolved in a duel
 
ClipBitch said:
That's a byproduct of /cow/. They know Ralph likes Jim, so to them, getting Jim to shit on ralph is one of the more damaging things they can do to him.
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I am honestly surprised neither of them has done a news alert with the clip yet
 
predictably he's throwing leo under the bus as a scapegoat

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Null said:
if this shit doesn't happen fuck the internet and fuck this board, i'm going back to fat women and schizos permanently
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PPP has disappointed his viewers before. That new years night where he showed his asshole, he was also saying he would light his dick on fire live, but he ended up pussying out to the dismay of chat.
Then there was another stream where Godwinson was trying to get him to light the Israeli flag on fire, then the MAGA flag (because the Israeli one was too special to him), and he brought it to the bathtub to burn it live but pussied out again.
Long story short, he has a history of not delivering.
 
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Perspicacity said:
If you watch the absolute seething rage of Gunty who was restreaming to 100 people, I think you will understand. He literally muted the stream when Metokur called him a f-slur.

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that seems so over-the-top that I have my doubts he was being serious
 
Coffee Anon said:
PPP has disappointed his viewers before. That new years night where he showed his asshole, he was also saying he would light his dick on fire live, but he ended up pussying out the dismay of chat.
Then there was another stream where Godwinson was trying to get him to light the Israeli flag on fire, then the MAGA flag (because the Israeli one was too special to him), and he brought it to the bathtub to burn it live but pussied out again.
Long story short, he has a history of not delivering.
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His brother stopped him from possibly burning down their house, I think it was a wise call honestly. In his old streams PPP we get way too obliterated and it became shoenice levels of content. There are so many amazing PPP streams that we have lost..... Also I need to look for the stream.me show where Gunty drunkenly admits to sending police to PPP's house. I really need to scour the internet now but I probably won't have time to do such an extensive search til next week.

Also PPP did eventually light his dick on fire over his sweatpants.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
Why would anyone want to? This shit is fucking hilarious. PPP is the best troll ever.

"You seem these same fucking shills for Masterson over and over again in these threads. Coming in with inorganic posting. Coming in with garbage. Endless posts about how I'm fat. If you've seen some of the pictures posted on Kiwi Farms of me do you think I'm ashamed of my body and who I am? Or does it seem as how I'm very proud of who I am? Very secure in who I am and of my masculinity. To the point where I can cut a promo about raping another man's ass and still be masculine. And still not lose crisis in the fact that I'm straight. And I'm doing this to this man to punish him . Because he has inflicted such great sin upon the world that only a righteous judge and punisher like myself can finish him and give him the justice he deserves. And I will. Ethan Ralph has crossed all the lines and so all the lines will be crossed with him. He thinks he's safe. That his family's safe. Or that his property is safe. When he comes after me and all that I have. It's prison rules now, Ralph. It's prison rules."

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Only sacrificing Ralph to PPP can make the corn harvest succeed.
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What a disgusting fat faggot, he really shouldn't be on camera.
 
Eli Whitney said:
So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?
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Just this:

Unog said:
Crossposting the hilarious Zoom fallout on this thread because it's OT:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YXn7157HRA4:13865
Zoom, the guy Dax wanted to bail him out, has a thread. You can find it here.
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It's the best part about the whole thing so far except for Starfish (PPP) getting ruined by Metokur.
 
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