🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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PPP is already being dishonest, the Dick thread got closed because faggots kept joining just to stan PPP but this one got opened and pinned to the front page.
 
PPP talking about how Jesse sucked but PPP only just lucked out, any more braincells and hed be as mocked as Jesse, Ralph and Dick sperging happened and saved you

Also lol "i dont talk to these people" ralph man
 
Atomsk said:
PPP is already being dishonest, the Dick thread got closed because faggots kept joining just to stan PPP but this one got opened and pinned to the front page.
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Nah, that's just his interpretation of why it was locked, and it's a fair one at that. Josh did the dumbest fucking thing possible by locking that thread because it threw gas on the fire.
 
It's not dishonest to ask about what information is needed for New Project 2 over and over again. That people have to submit personal financial information to it is factual. It's definitely manipulative but that's the point of this whole thing, to imply Dick can apply pressure through New Project 2, which hypothetically he could do.
 
Kenobi said:
Since you are dsp alog and a bit slow i will explain it again.
THE TEXT ARENT IMPORTANT
The NP2 cabal is.


Characters
PPP
Former killstream contributor turned alog, has made detractor cantent since late 2018. Ralph has been watching him since day one. Ralph is so bothered by this guy that he refuses to mention him by name.
Has been called the most influtial youtuber with 200 subs by Josh.
Often associated with Godwinson
Showed his asshole on stream.
Preacher by trade
Is a character played by Ashton something

Godwinson
British neet. Has made several vids about lolcows and the like. The kind of guy most ecelebs know by name (in our sphere). Most of his content is focused at Ralph and Sargon



Attention whore get embarrassing leaks from ex girlfriend text contains funny and embarssing shit like flying out a 35 year old woman and buying her a phone in order to fuck her. Nothing that would crush his rep. Said attention whore baits metokur to going on the killstream.
Ralph gets attention whore on stream, calls up dick, pesos, gator and flamenco? to dogpile the dude to hide his cringy shit. In this stream he appears very defensive and shaken he wouldnt allow Jesse to get a word out cause hes insecure as shit. The cabal constantly talks over him and dosent give him the time of day they all snicker at Daxes cringy jokes.
Ralph also fucks with said attenion whores audio levels and kicks him off the call (Claims that he left but ralph kicked him) then runing victory laps around the guy.

People in the Ralph thread smell blod as Dick wasnt funny an appeared as a scared little schoolgirl from shit none found important. Said cabal starts ruining damage control on twitter saying essentially that Dick dindo and Jesse bad and that the text are a nothing burger. But if the text are nothing then why the fuck is this autismc level of coverup needed?

Following days on the ralphretort that covers all the drama big and small and has had a couple of bad months viewers wise refuses to cover the texts, that would be his biggest story of the year. First starts deleting comments on the big stream with dax hen pulls down the big stream where Dax sperged the fuckout. Nick and Metokurs content is stale as fuck yet refuses to cover it.
All of these people have Np2 accs and are very defensive of daxs acts.

So two autstic neets put a troll plan together
Hey what if we force them to cover us by making this all about np2?
Dick is an impulsive autsist soo most parts of the websites legalese wasn't finished so it was easy to pick apart.
In this sphere of the internet anonymity is very important so all they had to get people riled up was to tell the truth.
You have to give dick your SS and be his buddy in order to be a creator NP2 meaning that the relationship dynamics arent equal Dick has your SS and paycheck hes got you by the balls. Meaning that the implication is that be nice to dick or he cuts your tendies check off. (Idk know how American tax law works so dont yell to much at me but i think most form of buisness requiers it) Narrtive morphs into in order to be a paypig you have to give dick your ssn wich is (untrue)

PPP and Godwinson make several videos that was watched by all the relevant ecelebs.
The narrative becomes that Jewsh is controlled by dick and refuses to allow people to have a proper dick thread (which is true allow us to have a proper dickthread goddamit)
Jewsh is bascily banned everwhere when it comes to money, Np2 is his last lifeline.
Jewsh pops up in PPP chat trying to defend himself and lets it slip that Dick has his ssn and that NP2 money is really important to him
Around this time somewhere Josh bans some new accounts posting in the Dick thread and moves it further reinforcing the narrative that Dick has some amount of control over Jewsh.
This moves PPP chat and the farms in to a frenzy and PPP tells them to go howild in chat spam his name everywhere.
For a couple of days the gunt and nick ignored it. Until chat was in a state of chaos. Forcing them to invite PPP on Nick riketas show.

PPP realsing that both Nick and Dick are confidence shysters refuses to accept their bullying and steamrolls them.
Dicks banter is really weak all about being a virgin and fat. PPP finhisies 2 of daxes jokes before him and dax isnt quick enough on his feet so he just continues anyway. One of the real chad moves was yelling at dick and nick as they were the same person and constantly keeping them on the defensive not giving them an inch of ground.
Dick brags about being homecoming king in HS and makes lame jokes about ppps mom being a whore.
Dick then gets a call from Zoom that he answers with glee. Zoom somehow has daxes personal number
PPP says that Zoom is a pedo and says hes off if he comes on they argue for a while then PPP leaves.
Dick is giddy with exatiment believing Zoom will shit on and spare his honor.
Zoom doxes him says that hes a fake ass Mexican that lives in a home no one will consider a mansion.
Dick freezes and repeats one sentence about how his house is great.
Nick has to remake the call in order too get zoom of the stream.

Dicks most embarssing moments
-Brags about being homecoming king in HS
-Changes shade to a mexican tomato in inept rage
-Calling zoom for backup
-Lives in a 1300sqr feet "mansion"

Nick cringe
-Who cares if zoom spray painted ralphs care and basically stalked him stop moral fagging - Nick the lawyer
-Not being able to use google hangouts
-Tried to defend a grown mans honor.

Aftermath
Zoom claims in a tweet that he got Nicks number from doing some backend work at NP2
Null considered leaving NP2 if this was true
Null debunked this later saying that Dick himself in pms denies this. Idk tough i wouldnt trust either both are liars. (Dick and Zoom)
Null locks Dick thread and somone creates this spergatorium

PPP and godwinson create more vids and streams
PPP gets banned after getting flagged. One of dicks capos was in the chat "trolling", Vito was his name i think.
Ralph celebrates on his twitter 2 minutes later making him the most likely culprit.
Next Ralphretort show starts Ralph who never ever prepares a show all of a sudden has an into with a ppp gif, 10 minutes of the show is spent shitting on ppp a guy who until then hadn't even been acknowledged on Ralphs show.
PPP takes over godwinsons channel and godwinson creates a new one.
PPP restreams Ralphs show and beats him numberswise.
PPP then invites metokur on his show metokur accepts and here we are.
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You wanna know whats crazy? This is just one aspect of this spergfest and its the one thats the most fun
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No.

The NP2 cabal isn't important. A professional troll having such skin as to take this obvious bait is
 
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