🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[BrainProlapse]

I'd rather see them slap each other for 20 minutes than have a boxing match where they flail for 20 seconds then spend the rest of the round glaring at each other cause they got winded.

Wouldn't even need to set up a ring, just rent out a dive bar and bring a camera.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Why can't we have gladiatorial fights anymore bros?

Or legalized honor duels like the early US at least.

 

[GameDevAnon]

After about 5 punches, most awkward and not good, PPP will just start clinching Ralph

Ralph is too tired to do anything

Ref seperates them...

Ref won't separate them for grappling in an MMA fight.
Here's how the fight will really go:

PPP will charge Ralph at the opening bell and use his football skills to tackle Ralph.
PPP is now on top and just has to sit there since Ralph can't move him, but...
PPP ground and pounds the fuck out of Ralph.
Game over.

 

[PomegranateKing]

In this corner, we have a bean bag chair stuffed with xanax and coated in a layer of aged bourbon. In the other corner we have a cauldron of macaroni and cheese that won't stop catching fire.

Who will win? Who will lose? Who will laugh?

 

[GameDevAnon]

Canada wants to bring that back. Well sort of.

Are you serious? LOL. Canada is a fucking joke.
>makes duels legal again
>bans all guns
LMFAO

 

[Titanic Cow]

Are you serious? LOL. Canada is a fucking joke.
>makes duels legal again
>bans all guns
LMFAO

What sort of true gentleman doesn't carry his rapier with him at all times?

 

[LoreFlexer]

People ITT that think that it could actually happen are being delusional. Godwinson said he'd pay 5000 pounds for a gladitorial fight to the death. He wasn't being serious.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

If I'm remembering correctly, he's a trust fund baby.

That would explain everything about his worldview where making money is immoral if he's literally never done an honest days work in his life.

 

[Smooth Calculator]

If they fight they only have 1 good round in them and then theyl be gassed following 1 another around the ring for the rest of the fight always happens with piggys

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I can count with my fingers the amount of people who havent sperged out on this thread
Jesus, what a mess

Every single person in this video has burned their reputation to the ground.

6'4" 350 lbs autist with tard rage
vs
5'5" 300 lbs alcoholic with mommy's xanax

I wonder who will win this fight.

Rather than MMA wouldn't Sumo be a more natural form of combat? Here are some large beasts sumoing to get some idea of what it would look like

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Are you serious? LOL. Canada is a fucking joke.
>makes duels legal again
>bans all guns
LMFAO

We haven't banned them all, and the guy trying to be the Conservative Party leader wants to fight Trudeau on that.

 

[AnOminous]

Are you serious? LOL. Canada is a fucking joke.
>makes duels legal again
>bans all guns
LMFAO

I like the idea of bringing back dueling but making it mandatory if two tards are publicly slap fighting, you can just vote them into a duel and one of them will die.

 

[Quorthon]

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm pressing a big X to doubt it'll happen.
1.borders closed
2.one of them will fuck up like donga; the fighting license process is fucking gay and takes up too much time neither are mentally capable of doing properly.

If they actually wanted to fight, they shouldn't bring normies into this and ruin their MMA. Just fight outside like wiggers and niggers do on worldstar.

 

[Farmer Bodangle]

Ref won't separate them for grappling in an MMA fight.
Here's how the fight will really go:

PPP will charge Ralph at the opening bell and use his football skills to tackle Ralph.
PPP is now on top and just has to sit there since Ralph can't move him, but...
PPP ground and pounds the fuck out of Ralph.
Game over.

TBH, I thought it would be a boxing match because super obese MMA matches always suck.

Super obese MMA always sucks dick because they always just end up falling down and whoever chances to sit on another usually wins.

 

[AnOminous]

Rather than MMA wouldn't Sumo be a more natural form of combat? Here are some large beasts sumoing to get some idea of what it would look like

I know sumo is funny because lol fat but those are actually serious athletes. Neither of these fat fucks are remotely athletic.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I like the idea of bringing back dueling but making it mandatory if two tards are publicly slap fighting, you can just vote them into a duel and one of them will die.

This really is the best hope for humanity moving forward...

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I know sumo is funny because lol fat but those are actually serious athletes. Neither of these fat fucks are remotely athletic.

Sumo guys have muscle under their fat, unlike PPP who can barely stand.

 

[Farmer Bodangle]

I know sumo is funny because lol fat but those are actually serious athletes. Neither of these fat fucks are remotely athletic.

Sumo between untrained people is just a sperg pushing match.

I was hoping for a boxing match so they'd be forced to stand up and not resort to their natural state, lazing on the ground.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

We haven't banned them all, and the guy trying to be the Conservative Party leader wants to fight Trudeau on that.

If he defeats Trudeau in Lawful Combat does he become the new PM? That's based as shit!