The Democratic party has left me

[ShahOfIran1979]

We used to be the party of the working man. The party of low tariffs and free coinage of silver 16-1 against gold. We were the party of Cleveland, Bryan, and Wilson. Today, we are the party of ruffians that want to turn this country into hell in a handbasket. We stand for no principles. The honorable New York governor Al Smith has bravely opposed this "New Deal" hogwash that we now have. Remember when Roosevelt promised to reduce gov spending and balance our budget? As Cole Porter says, anything goes.

 

[Crex Crex]

FUCKING HELP ME MY BALLS ARE CAUGHT IN THE DOOR FUCKING HELP IT HURTS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

FUCKING HELP ME MY BALLS ARE CAUGHT IN THE DOOR FUCKING HELP IT HURTS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Get well soon, sister

 

[grump]

Welcome back to the 90s. Wheres my Orbitz? Gotta get back to the boys in GamersUnite0124 AOL chatroom to ask for tips on that Warcraft 2 level.

 

[NoReturn]

The party of low tariffs and free coinage of silver 16-1 against gold.

91:1 today buddy booooy

 

[Jerry1337]

Hey, at least you finally realized what's up.
Better late than never.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

We're going back to the 30's?

Man, I am ready to rock.

 

[Neodanthril]

Wait till you find out that Republicans aren't any better and both parties are just zionists

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Two ways from here: Accept your chudhood, or go full commie.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

We used to be the party of the working man. The party of low tariffs and free coinage of silver 16-1 against gold

When? In 1828? In 1860? In 1912? In 1964? In 1988? In 2008? Don't lie nigger, you were always the party of the social and financial elite.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

As Cole Porter says, anything goes

I like Mae West. I hope nobody will oppose.

 

[Althalus]

When? In 1828? In 1860? In 1912? In 1964? In 1988? In 2008? Don't lie nigger, you were always the party of the social and financial elite.

Perhaps post-civil-war that is true. But the Democratic party of Andrew Jackson was certainly not that- Jackson was the definition of a populist and was hated by the Washington elites at the time.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

I like Mae West. I hope nobody will oppose.

You and The Last Stand could have quite the conversation :3

 

[WelperHelper99]

We used to be the party of the working man

Does that include the slaves?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

But the Democratic party of Andrew Jackson

The Democratic Party of Andrew Jackson tried to stomp out the Ordinance of Nullification through military force and it took South Carolina threatening secession to force him to back down.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Wait till you find out that Republicans aren't any better and both parties are just zionists

Wait, Calvin Coolidge is Jewish? You've truly opened my eyes, young man.