The Deenz Pill - Has nothing to do with Paula Deen

[AnOminous]

Have you ever considered just eating these poor people foods?

Sardines are actually really good in terms of calories, super low on carbs, omega-3 fatty acids.

Why aren't you eating deenz? Do you lack the balls?

 

[Alpacawitz]

Agreed. Also, only pussies don't eat spam and anchovie sandwiches.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Smoked oysters are also good shit.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Sardines are great for a simple lunch on buttered toast, add some capers if you've got 'em. I like the ones packed in hot sauce, but you can use whatever they are packed in to boost the flavor.

 

[crocodilian]

Canned chicken, tuna and SPAM are also viable alternatives. Chorizo SPAM is great.

Smoked oysters are also good shit.

So long as they aren't Chinese-farmed, but at that point they are usually too expensive to be worth it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Have you ever considered just eating deenz nuts?

 

[the fall of man]

Deens and ’tines are my favorite breakfast (hot sauce not optional)

 

[Haramburger]

I didn't have an older male figure force them upon me. Deenz pill dodged, but Zoidberg makes a compelling case for them.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Nasty little fuckers are the best way to snack and hit my protein goals. I like the ones in Louisana Hot Sauce.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Because vendaces fished locally are better than tinned sardines, price and tastewise.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Because they taste like an exhumed dog's dick.

 

[Mediocre]

I'm full on deenz-pilled.

 

[TFT-A9]

Fucking love me some kipper snacks and sardines (but not the shit packed in mustard, fuck off, that shit's disgusting)

Because they taste like an exhumed dog's dick.

I'd ask how you knew that but upon reflection I don't think I want to know

 

[millais]

As long as it doesn't give you mercury poisoning, seafood is good.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Actually, they don't taste half bad when you have something with it. And if you're really hungry, just eat them from the tin, fuck it!
If you're REALLY desperate, use those shitty tinned sardines or whatever in a pasta with a store bought jar of tomato sauce, that's the true white nigger way of doing it.

 

[Hux]

Just remember to throw the tin in a ziplock bag before throwing it away unless you like your kitchen filled the smell two-weeks-unwashed snatch

 

[Sped Xing]

Because I can afford beef.

 

[Tahoma]

Don't forget deviled chicken spread!

 

[DumbDude42]

fish is better fresh tbh, either raw in sushi or oven-baked with herbs

 

[Gangster Talk]

Just remember to throw the tin in a ziplock bag before throwing it away unless you like your kitchen filled the smell two-weeks-unwashed snatch

I threw an empty tin out in my office at work before it got corona'd down last month, and asked a coworker to take my garbage bin out for collection on the last day because I wasn't there. I've been paranoid what awaits me if she failed in this task...