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I don't know about creepypasta. I kind of get a fanfiction.net vibe from it; there are some good things that can be found, but you have to dig through the really, really bad things in order to find it.

Also, there was so much cringe in those videos... :\
 
Watch out for that Sonic.exe. He's evil incarnate.

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I used the fanfic generator to make my own fanfic of Jeff the killer
Jeff the Killer : The Return Of Mister Lester, The Sister Fister

Once apon a time...
Hatsune Miku was in the girls locker room
She rubed her firm, perfectly shaped breasts as the water cascaded over her sexy body.
The bubbles from the soap breifly obscured the pinicals of them before she rinced it off...the clear water makeing her pretty skin shiny in the daylight comeing from the open window
She stretched upwards, makeing her C-cup mounds look even bigger.
She had long wanted even bigger breasts as she was jealous of Anne Frank
Secretly though, she was quite attacted to Anne Frank
Meanwhile Anne Frank was walking by Hatsune Miku house, in Middle of Nowhere
She saw steam comeing from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
She saw Hatsune Miku stretching her legs open, reveling the beuty of her womenhood.
Jeff the Killer thrust his his hips sexyly as she walkedUnable to resistAnne Frank climbed into the window.
She slowly undid her dress, letting it drop to the floor.
Like mounting myst.
She reached behind and removed her bra,dropping it to the floor her perk, big breasts stod erect as she moved towards Hatsune Miku
Like two huge glaciers in an ice-age of disere
"Oh...i have waited for this!"
Their tongues did wrestle together, battleing for controll of their mouths..
Hatsune Miku ripped of Anne Frank Bra, and the two hot, naked females embraced in the steamy, hot shower.
They simultaniously reached down and used there rubber ducks to dig into their yum yums.
Suddenly, Jeff the Killer walked in.
"OH, yes, we needed a man! Perfect!"
as Jeff the Killer was undressed by the girls, he exaimed them carefully
"You know, i never noticed how firm and big your breasts are!"
They are like a pair of great big ming vases
"Why dont you feel them"
"Can I feel more?"
"Only if you let us feel you a bit!", she reached down and grabbed his ennormus pole
"you can pleasure us, while we watched and feel eachover...we need a big strong man like you to forfill us"
Anne Frank started thrusting Jeff the Killer penis back and forward really hard.
she looked at him
"I love you"
"yes,I know"
"You too! stop that!"
So they did Before feeding it into her.
She quickly got very wet indeed. Her cock socket was as wet as a deep ocean river bed.
Jeff the Killer thrusted his candy cane into both of them one at a time, as the girls rubbed eachothers breasts softly

This went on for 6 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"
its an honour to pleasure you h0t girls ;)
Anne Frank turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Jeff the Killer put his cloaths on, but Anne Frank and Hatsune Miku stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you Mister Lester, The Sister Fister has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"
"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your erotic quest!"
"No time for that!, you will have to stay naked."
"oh, thats ok, gives us more time to admire our hot female bodys"
"yes, i love running around naked, my breasts bounce around in sexy ways!"
"Wed do anything for you hunky baby".
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
"And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest."

So Jeff the Killer got onto his moterbike
(The others followed on their scotters but were quite far behind)
Jeff the Killer knew he had to go faster and faster like the speed of sound.
He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" he called out as he passed
"I have to take my full responsibilitys of life!" he said
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!
So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them.
"Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out.
He speed onwards past fields and beachs and citys and castles and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went
He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
Suddenly, a girl in a thin tight white tshirt came bounceing upto our heroes.
"Heya!"
"Hay"
"Hi!"
"Hello"
Could you please help me? I am so thursty and need some water!
Sure
She got some water from them and went to drink it...but she droped it..it bounced off a Brief History Of Time By Steven Hawking and splashed her.
The water driped all over her shirt, makeing it transparent
It become apperent she wasnt wareing a bra! He breasts starting showing! She jumped up and down a bit out of shock!
BONG BONG!
"Oh dear,I have spelt it! and I am still thursty"
She ripped her shirt off...her breasts strung out. Perfect firm F-cups, sticking out from her nicely, just the right size for her. She rang her tshirt into her mouth to get the liquid water. Most splashed on her breasts and drissled down
"Thank you for the water!"
"I would shake your hand,but my hands are busy...feel free to shake/feel my breasts."
"All girls like having their breasts felt you know! Especialy me!"
All of the party shock her by the breast (it was only poliete).Some strangers joined in too.
After that she left.
"Bouncey Bouncy Bong!" she went as she ran off.


So, out heroes met up with Mister Lester, The Sister Fister shortly thereafter.
Unfortuntely no one witnessed the tragic events that followed, and the survivors arnt willing to talk about their horific expirences
We do know that Mister Lester, The Sister Fister was either killed or fled.
However, no body was found.
Jace Conners was quite different when they returned. Clearly been though trumatic events.But no one would say what happened.
Hatsune Miku, however, made it out alive. It is said they saved many lives, but no one now knows where they live now.
Jeff the Killer returned a changed man. He has been triumphant...but at what cost?
We may never know the events that happened that day, but one things for sure;
Things will never be the same again.

The End

Here's on with less smut
Jeff the Killer : Curse of the Holy Grail

Once apon a time...

Copdog was buying a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly he bumped into Copdog.
"Whoa i didnt expect to see you here at the vets".
"Yes i come here every tuesday"
Suddenly, an explosion was heard.
They then turned around.
But they magicaly got sucked onto a ancient skeliton.
"oh no You have have been damaged" said Jace Conners.
"I believe Mister Lester, The Sister Fister is behind this!"
"Really!!?!"
"He is behind an evil evil plan to enslave our planet."
"How"?
By finding a secret lazer and fireing it at the core of the earth.
"can we stop him?"
Yes, by finding the carpet of god.
"where?"
In the far away island, hidden in the vally of doom, opersite the staircase from mordor.
........ There lies a signpost...it will tell you where to go.
"Who are you?"
"I am nothing!"
With that the myseterious invisible voice vanished in a puff of smoke.
"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!"
"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!"
and with that they left

So Jeff the Killer got onto his Harley Davidson
(The others followed on their scotters but were quite far behind)
Jeff the Killer knew he had to go faster and faster like the storm of torpedos.
He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" he called out as he passed
"I have to take my full responsibilitys of life!" he said
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!
So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them.
"Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out.
Their heads went flying off,spraying guts everywhere.
He speed onwards past fields and volcanoes and citys and castles and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went
He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike
Their blood sprayed around like a spirograph .
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.


And then, suddenly Mister Lester, The Sister Fister stood behind them. He held an old book in his hand and the Holy Grail in the other.
"I see you finaly found me, allthough it will not do you any good. You see, the Holy Grail is the last componant I need in the spell of Evil IntoMeium.
At last I will be one with who I admire most, I will have the true power from the one that has lead me all these years."
"Satan, the Devil incarnated."
Everyone gasped in horror
"Behold, prepare to knell before me, as everyone will!"
With that he spoke the evil words, and the ground shock and cracked, and the skys opened, and fire poured into him and then he was Satan!!
"OMG" they all said in unison.
"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals"
With that, he struck down his falk and killed Anne Frank
"Dead?! Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
"I think, Hatsune Mikus hand mirror is hetrosexual" said Jeff the Killer
"What??"
Jeff the Killer smiled softly
"I love you" said Jeff the Killer
"What?" said Satan, supprised
"I love you" said Copdog
"I love too" said Jace Conners
"I love as well!" said Hatsune Miku
"What? Noo...ARRRGGG" screamed Satan
Satan then exploded in a shower of hearts!
"Not even Satan can defeat the power of Love"
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.

The End
 
Do one with Inferno Cop.
I'm more impressed that the Fanfic generator has a preset for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (and that it has Jotaro Kujo as the hero instead of Joseph Joestar). HOW DARE THEY. Anyway, let's see that Inferno Cop x Jeff the Killer fanfic.

Inferno Cop-san woke up one winter morning...

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave I an Buddy Christ.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Hellfire Boy-san.
"Oh no," said Hellfire Boy-san, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Inferno Cop-san, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Hellfire Boy-san and before I could do anything, Hellfire Boy-san had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt.I cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only helped a bit. So I wanted to find -san. After their adventure, I and -san had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her.
So I went to -san and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
-san sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
-san looked at the cucumber that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Justice, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," -san said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Hellfire Boy-san doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
-san's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately <I> felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a teddy Bear on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in my head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Jeff the Killer-san! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
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Meanwhile, Inferno Cops mind was wondered back to the past.
It was Hellfire Boy-sans Easter party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Mecha Cop-san was hosting it.

Inferno Cop was pretty drunk that day. He had already punched a bunch of people. Mecha Cop-san a few times.Because he is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies.
If Inferno Cop was honest, he couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a Security gaurd,a goat and a pair of scissors.

There was one thing that stuck in him mind though. Something he would never forget.
Jeff the Killer.
Jeff the Killer was wearing a Inferno Cop-san mask that night

Everyone had come as something or someone else.


Mecha Cop-san was dressed as -san.
-san was dressed as -san.
-san was dressed as Inferno Cop-san.
Inferno Cop-san was dressed as Jeff the Killer-san.


Inferno Cop was instantly attracted to Jeff the Killer in him costume. The way he moved. The way he talked.The way he flicked his hair.
Jeff the Killer was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "Wannabe". And he was awesome.
He sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Jeff the Killer.



Inferno Cop got up and sang too.
When Jeff the Killer was singing wannabe it was like the words spoke to him. Jeff the Killer seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Jeff the Killer put his soul into the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Inferno Cop was woken out of the flashback by current events!
---

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The next time they saw eachother Jeff the Killer winked at Inferno Cop, remembering what happened at the party.Inferno Cop blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Inferno Cop didn't care.
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Inferno Cop had some time before he had to do anything, so he decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Inferno Cop said, meekly.
"Hay" Jeff the Killer said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Inferno Cop couldn't remember who made the first move.
He did remember the taste though. The taste of Jeff the Killer.
Jeff the Killer tasted like Nectarine on a Autumn noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Inferno Cop tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Jeff the Killer guessed what Inferno Cop was doing.
"I had Blackcurrant for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Inferno Cop said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole Hour but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Jeff the Killer's lips still lingered in Inferno Cop's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Jeff the Killer snuggling against Inferno Cop's neck as he snuggled upto Jeff the Killer's torso.

(lots of hugging happened after this).




. They had a lot of..."fun".


"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Inferno Cop.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Jeff the Killer blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Jeff the Killer.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Inferno Cop.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends.

Wat
 
So I saw a Jeff the Killer cosplay recently at comic-con. I really wanted a picture but there wasn't an opportunity to take a covert photo or ask them.

I guess it wasn't terrible since I could immediately see they were Jeff, but just the fact anyone would cosplay as him is pretty spergy.
 
So I saw a Jeff the Killer cosplay recently at comic-con. I really wanted a picture but there wasn't an opportunity to take a covert photo or ask them.

I guess it wasn't terrible since I could immediately see they were Jeff, but just the fact anyone would cosplay as him is pretty spergy.
I saw one too, last summer. When I spotted him I actually pretended to be a fangirl and was all "Hey Jeff!!" But yeah, on the inside I was cringing.
 
My sister (who most probably remember from the encounters with SJWS thread) seems to be crushing particularly hard on TicciToby.

I will never understand her. Never.

That she found her way to this fandom is not what I'd expect from her - usually she is the type to shout that any kind of brutality could trigger someone. Yet lately she seems to enjoy disgusting things and the more violent creepypasta.
 
My sister (who most probably remember from the encounters with SJWS thread) seems to be crushing particularly hard on TicciToby.

I will never understand her. Never.

That she found her way to this fandom is not what I'd expect from her - usually she is the type to shout that any kind of brutality could trigger someone. Yet lately she seems to enjoy disgusting things and the more violent creepypasta.
It's because they have cute boys and muh character interaction. It's pretty stupid all around.
 
I don't think Jeff the Killer is a horrible pasta. It has some potential (such as the ending) but it's ruined by the poor writing and the yaoi fangirls.
It's also ruined by the fact that how the fuck will Jeff keep his eyeballs if he has no eyelids and other really questionable logic leaps
 
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