The Cole Smithey Thread

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Vapid_Idiot said:
You can downvote me all you want, but I am starting to feel genuinely sorry for Cole. He did his best to escape his past, and be his own person, and this crazy shit just keeps happening. I hope he can move on and find peace.
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feel sorry? for THE cole smithey? the smartest film critic in the world? wtf. he feels sorry for you
 
bigbigman said:
That would explain at least half of Chris's current problems
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Boy this is some Oracle of Delphos shit

Android raptor said:
I posted about this in the incest leak main, but if the case becomes criminal will investigators be able to get testimony from Cole? Cole is a dick but like others have said I believe him about Barb being abusive and that's a huge part of why I suspect Barb is less an innocent victim and more someone that groomed and abused Chris for years and Chris is just repeating the abusive behaviors she taught him.

I know dealing with Chris/Barb bullshit is probably the last thing Cole wants to do right now and I don't blame him, but I think he'd have some key insight that would help investigators get a clearer picture on what possibly happened and what needs to be done. Like if it turns out Barb sexually abused Cole in addition to physically and psychologically abusing him, that would be huge and I think confirm my suspicions that Chris is just doing shit that Barb groomed him to do and thus belongs in a mental hospital more than prison.

If investigators come knocking and Cole tells them to fuck off would there be any way for them to try and get info from him? Because I think Cole has some pretty key insight about Barb especially that will be vital in piecing together what exactly went down.
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I mean, that statement from the defunct food stream would make a lot of sense, maybe Borb did have the hots for sonny dearest
 
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I can't imagine what Cole is going through right now. I just imagine him sitting there with a glass of whiskey, just trying to comprehend it all
 
I know Cole is a bit of an asshat but I can't help but feel bad for the guy. I know he hates Barb's guts but maybe her getting *allegedly* raped will sort of get him to act? I dunno, kinda doubt it.

Henry Bemis said:
Of all the professions that might attract someone with pretensions of hipness, why a film critic?
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It's a job that people who are full of themselves love doing to make them feel sophisticated.
 
Android raptor said:
I posted about this in the incest leak main, but if the case becomes criminal will investigators be able to get testimony from Cole? Cole is a dick but like others have said I believe him about Barb being abusive and that's a huge part of why I suspect Barb is less an innocent victim and more someone that groomed and abused Chris for years and Chris is just repeating the abusive behaviors she taught him.

I know dealing with Chris/Barb bullshit is probably the last thing Cole wants to do right now and I don't blame him, but I think he'd have some key insight that would help investigators get a clearer picture on what possibly happened and what needs to be done. Like if it turns out Barb sexually abused Cole in addition to physically and psychologically abusing him, that would be huge and I think confirm my suspicions that Chris is just doing shit that Barb groomed him to do and thus belongs in a mental hospital more than prison.

If investigators come knocking and Cole tells them to fuck off would there be any way for them to try and get info from him? Because I think Cole has some pretty key insight about Barb especially that will be vital in piecing together what exactly went down.
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Cole hasn’t had contact with Barb in 20+ years. They wouldn’t dig that deep.

While I agree that incestuous activity has been going on in 14BC long before now, I believe it’s unique to Chris and Barb. Cole and Barb’s relationship seemed to be much more distant with no intimacy (not even platonic) to be had. Barb spent most of her time back then getting shitfaced at bars and bringing back strange men.
 
trip2themoon said:
I think most critics are boring and a bit full of themselves. The only critic I've ever liked is Victor Lewis-Smith. He has a great sense of humour, although he can be quite nasty in his scathing reviews he is never wrong and always gives credit where credit's due. And unlike most critics he created in his field of criticism and what he created was some of the funniest TV shows I've ever seen. Bet Cole's never even been close to creating in his field of criticism.
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The fellas at Red Letter Media are excellent, although I'm not sure that they can be considered professional film critics.
 
I wonder if the State of VA will contact Cole if Barb requires guardianship. How the fuck is he gonna say "NO WAY" and that he wants nothing to do with his freshly raped and elderly senile mother. I could see if my brother went to jail and animal control asked me to take his dog and me saying no. It's a dog. But someone who's vagina you came out of? Have a little compassion you asshole.
 
Dr. Zaius said:
I know Cole is a bit of an asshat but I can't help but feel bad for the guy.
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i was never interested in cole, but at least he had the sense to get away from this mess as soon as he was able

and imagine what he has had to endure because of his fucked up origins for nearly 2 decades. dealing with non stop weenery would make anyone an asshole I'd imagine
 
DeeCeeBees said:
I wonder if the State of VA will contact Cole if Barb requires guardianship. How the fuck is he gonna say "NO WAY" and that he wants nothing to do with his freshly raped and elderly senile mother. I could see if my brother went to jail and animal control asked me to take his dog and me saying no. It's a dog. But someone who's vagina you came out of? Have a little compassion you asshole.
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Nah rape or not Cole should have the right to say fuck that when it comes to dealing with barb. Especially not with Barb having her own record of creepy and abusive behavior.
 
Android raptor said:
Nah rape or not Cole should have the right to say fuck that when it comes to dealing with barb. Especially not with Barb having her own record of creepy and abusive behavior.
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All I'm assuming is they are going to ask and of course he's going to say "NO!" But whoever is doing the asking likely knows nothing about how she treated him or any context whatsoever. So he offends 1 employee of Virginia Social Services. Likely won't be any sweat of his sack. But hey, this is the same guy that cried when Bob died. He might have some tiny sliver of compassion for Barb in his cold, Toy Story hating heart.
 
Terrorist said:
Cole hasn’t had contact with Barb in 20+ years. They wouldn’t dig that deep.

While I agree that incestuous activity has been going on in 14BC long before now, I believe it’s unique to Chris and Barb. Cole and Barb’s relationship seemed to be much more distant with no intimacy (not even platonic) to be had. Barb spent most of her time back then getting shitfaced at bars and bringing back strange men.
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If we believe the texts from chris, it confirmed Barb was at the very least molested by her own father, so no it's not unique to chris and barb.

A creepy sex-obsessed retard with no boundaries or social skills developing a god complex would certainly be a better target tho
 
Yeah, regardless of what kind of opinion Cole holds for Barbara, you don't just find out your half-brother raped your mother and just brush it off like it's nothing
 
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