The Cole Smithey Thread

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niggers said:
tbf, his most notable accomplishment is being half-brother to the pinnacle of white trash, he's probably got some sort of complex about it.

all this intellectual lefty crap is a smokescreen so you don't think his nearest blood relatives live off mcdonalds and cohabitate with feral cats
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Doesnt help he sees some of Bob on everyone who dares to be center-right, who he seriously despises (tho it doesnt seem he celebrated his death like he said he would). Cole has a lot of parental abandoment issues and he shows it through his need to pretend he is someone important. Cole has his own share of non autistic delusions.
 
The name Cozy Cole belonged to a niggo drummer. Once again Cole appropriates the culture of POC, like the colonizing hipster he is.
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Cole has a new website where you can book him to play Bossa Nova music:

Cozy Cole - SOLO BOSSA NOVA GUITARIST

Cozy Cole Bossa Nova Guitar. Cozy Cole is available to play classic songs from the Bossa Nova canon at your next New York City function.
www.cozycole.com www.cozycole.com

Anyone else think Cozy Cole sounds like the name of a rapey clown?
 
Xochi said:
Cole is like the spare Chris. If Chris ever dies we'll just rebrand this the Cole Smithey board.
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"An heir and a spare", the classic royal reproduction scheme to insure the dynasty continues.

Sine we know Chris is a genetic dead end whats Coleslaw's excuse (being married to a woman) for not fulfilling his royal duty?
 
Exceptional Chimp said:
"An heir and a spare", the classic royal reproduction scheme to insure the dynasty continues.

Sine we know Chris is a genetic dead end whats Coleslaw's excuse (being married to a woman) for not fulfilling his royal duty?
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Because procreation is little more than bourgeoisie middle-class Republican time-wasting for the intellectually unenlightened, the plebeian masses, the Great Unwashed. Cole has an unwavering dedication to the arts; his film critiques are his children.
 
Francine StripeCheer said:
The name Cozy Cole belonged to a niggo drummer. Once again Cole appropriates the culture of POC, like the colonizing hipster he is.
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You aren't a true leftist until you threw the cultural appropriation card (or any card of that type) while doing the exact same shit yourself in a severe act of narcissistic hypocrisy. :story::popcorn:

Xochi said:
Because procreation is little more than bourgeoisie middle-class Republican time-wasting for the intellectually unenlightened, the plebeian masses, the Great Unwashed. Cole has an unwavering dedication to the arts; his film critiques are his children.
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I think thats called "Low sperm count" or/and "My wife is too busy with her boyfriend while I review bomb kids movies" :neckbeard:
 
Francine StripeCheer said:
The name Cozy Cole belonged to a niggo drummer. Once again Cole appropriates the culture of POC, like the colonizing hipster he is.
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Bob (that grand old Republican cur) probably had some old 78s of that guy in his collection.

I'm amused at how Cole is now living as a glorified busker in New York. Remember when he was trying to be a tour guide? Seems like he's given up on holding anything resembling a real job.
I'm going to keep my eyes open next time I visit New York, and see if I can spot him selling M&Ms on the A train.
 
I wonder what Cole thinks of jazz music given his history with Bob. It seems like it could be the one thing they could have bonded over but I could also see him bitterly equating it with Bob. I mean bossa nova is basically communist jazz.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
I wonder what Cole thinks of jazz music given his history with Bob. It seems like it could be the one thing they could have bonded over but I could also see him bitterly equating it with Bob. I mean bossa nova is basically communist jazz.
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Cole seems like the kind of woke libtard fuckhead who doesn't actually engage with black media at all, or even know any black people.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
I wonder what Cole thinks of jazz music given his history with Bob. It seems like it could be the one thing they could have bonded over
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I doubt it - Bob was into a lot of old-time/rustic jazz and proto-jazz, whereas I suspect Cole just listens to "That music they play between segments on NPR".
 
Xochi said:
Cole seems like the kind of woke libtard fuckhead who doesn't actually engage with black media at all, or even know any black people.
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To be honest, I see Cole as your average angry "edgy" sarcastic critic type you see every-fucking-where on the internet nowadays, except the difference is that it isnt a character he plays but rather who he is in real life. Chris may be incapable of socializing for countless reasons but Cole cant because he is a democrat cunt (a liberal cur if you will).

Kosher Dill said:
I doubt it - Bob was into a lot of old-time/rustic jazz and proto-jazz, whereas I suspect Cole just listens to "That music they play between segments on NPR".
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The Chad "Republican Cur" Bob vs The Virgin "Liberal Cuck" Cole
 
muh_moobs said:
Chevy Nova?
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EXCELLENT!

The handsome tard said:
To be honest, I see Cole as your average angry "edgy" sarcastic critic type you see every-fucking-where on the internet nowadays, except the difference is that it isnt a character he plays but rather who he is in real life. Chris may be incapable of socializing for countless reasons but Cole cant because he is a democrat cunt (a liberal cur if you will).
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Cole is a Democrat in name only. I guarantee he rants and raves about equality and people of color and about Bossa Nova - but is also the guy who says he has “black friends”, doesn’t want affordable housing in his neighborhood and starts all his jokes with “I’m not racist but...”
 
Xochi said:
Because procreation is little more than bourgeoisie middle-class Republican time-wasting for the intellectually unenlightened, the plebeian masses, the Great Unwashed. Cole has an unwavering dedication to the arts; his film critiques are his children.
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I'm sure his wife and any children she ends up having will be glad about Cole's choice.

anephric said:
starts all his jokes with “I’m not racist but...”
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You get canceled pretty quickly for that in hipster circles.
 
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