The Cole Smithey Thread

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Well, there is proof that aspergers is genetic. In that video, cole reads densely written copy from wikis like he was reading the phone book with the exact same inflections in every sentence. That is a trick when you're talking about a woman chopping of a man's dick and carrying it around town in her purse. It reminds me of the test for replicants at the beginning of Blade Runner. Can you say this sentence without a shred of real emotion in it?
Eh, this seems like a stretch to me. Except for in drama classes/drama kids, nobody I went to school with would bother to read anything with emotion aloud. Cole is probably just a shitty actor, so this really doesn't feel like a good autism indicator to me personally.
 
Given his hipster leanings, he probably is anti-U.S. So anything foreign is automatically better than Hollywood.
I read an article by a critic (Joe Queenan, I think?) where he decided, as an exercise, that he'd only watch foreign films for a month because the US releases were all shit. His conclusion was that actually, most films everywhere are shit, it's just that in order to get out of its country of origin, a foreign film has to be fairly successful. (That being said, I live in the UK, so technically most films are "foreign." Think about it, it's funny and true)
 
Jesus, shit has hit the fan for Cole in the past few days in terms of what we're finding out about him
 
The problem with living off your wife, or anyone you are in a relationship with, is that the equity eventually overrides the [sexual] attraction, and you end up feeling stuck, or worse, powerless. Too much is tied into the relationship to really consider leaving, even if you wanted to.

You imagine that you would have the power to pursue your passion, but the reality is you only have what you are allotted and depend on someone else to provide for you. That is NOT the foundation of a good, happy relationship, and the reason people laugh at it is because the point of being an adult is to be in control of your life (despite most people truly ever being in control).

Remember when you were 12 and wanted to buy a couple Team Rocket booster packs but your mom kept saying it wasn't in the budget, despite buying (what you perceived as) useless shit for herself? There you go.

It's different if you have money, or your own way to make ends meet and you are using your wife and/or GF for EXTRA money, but you should be able to walk away from a relationship without it seriously affecting your life. If you live with, and share a majority of your stuff with another person, it is very hard to leave them.
I'm not even talking about the emotional attachment that will come regardless.

This is a great post. One of the smartest things I've read here or anywhere on the internet. I learned this the hard way during my marriage. After we got married, my wife was tremendously dependent on me for everything - money, transportation, etc. At first the arrangement seemed fine and we were happy, but things started deteriorating after the second year - sex became monotone, communication decreased and there was a general sense of "meh" that I thought was just a passing stage.

Then the 2008 recession hit and I lost my job for a few months. At the same time, she started working and became the provider. With that turnaround, everything went to shit. Not only that the balance of power shifted, but that I felt so hurt that this person that I had given everything to suddenly was making choices and decisions without taking me into consideration. She acted so ungrateful, as if everything I had done for her the previous years didn't count. Of course, now I understand that during those three years she had been accumulating resentment. I can't blame her. We were never a true partnership.

This situation happens way more often than you'd think. It's just that in Cole's case, for many reasons it's even more pathetic. I can imagine him begging and clinging to her and threatening to kill himself if she tries to get away.
 
This situation happens way more often than you'd think. It's just that in Cole's case, for many reasons it's even more pathetic. I can imagine him begging and clinging to her and threatening to kill himself if she tries to get away.

Yeah there's no reason to imagine that at all and this has nothing to do with Cole. He's a bad writer and hides behind a popularity that's a facade, there's no reason to project suicidal delusions and shit on a person you don't even know.
 
I read an article by a critic (Joe Queenan, I think?) where he decided, as an exercise, that he'd only watch foreign films for a month because the US releases were all shit. His conclusion was that actually, most films everywhere are shit, it's just that in order to get out of its country of origin, a foreign film has to be fairly successful. (That being said, I live in the UK, so technically most films are "foreign." Think about it, it's funny and true)
This. Movies are movies no matter what country they come from.
 
Yeah there's no reason to imagine that at all and this has nothing to do with Cole. He's a bad writer and hides behind a popularity that's a facade, there's no reason to project suicidal delusions and shit on a person you don't even know.

It was a half joke in poor taste (considering we've heard of similar behavior on Barb's part). My apologies if you were offended. But this entire thread has been about judging someone who we don't even know and criticizing him for his apparent life choices.
 
This is a great post. One of the smartest things I've read here or anywhere on the internet. I learned this the hard way during my marriage. After we got married, my wife was tremendously dependent on me for everything - money, transportation, etc. At first the arrangement seemed fine and we were happy, but things started deteriorating after the second year - sex became monotone, communication decreased and there was a general sense of "meh" that I thought was just a passing stage.

Then the 2008 recession hit and I lost my job for a few months. At the same time, she started working and became the provider. With that turnaround, everything went to shit. Not only that the balance of power shifted, but that I felt so hurt that this person that I had given everything to suddenly was making choices and decisions without taking me into consideration. She acted so ungrateful, as if everything I had done for her the previous years didn't count. Of course, now I understand that during those three years she had been accumulating resentment. I can't blame her. We were never a true partnership.

This situation happens way more often than you'd think. It's just that in Cole's case, for many reasons it's even more pathetic. I can imagine him begging and clinging to her and threatening to kill himself if she tries to get away.


Go get some help dude
 
It was a half joke in poor taste (considering we've heard of similar behavior on Barb's part). My apologies if you were offended. But this entire thread has been about judging someone who we don't even know and criticizing him for his apparent life choices.

Coleslaw ?
 
Cole Smithey nearly died from an infection of flesh-eating bacteria, according to this recent (but undated) anecdote in a column by Ted Rall.

The Dallas Ebola incident reminded me of an evening I spent with my friend Cole Smithey, the film critic.

“My finger is bothering me,” Cole whispered to me during a screening. After the lights came up, he showed me an index finger that had expanded to nearly double its normal width. We drew the same conclusion: an insect bite, most likely a spider. Swelling tends to be greater on extremities.

As the night wore on, however, the swelling got worse and more painful. We searched in vain for the telltale double marks of a spider bite.

Cole is a stoic guy but his agony was obvious. Around 11 p.m. we appeared at the emergency room of Lenox Hill Hospital on the Upper East Side of Manhattan — a stone’s throw from New York Hospital where, New Yorkers remember, Andy Warhol died of medical neglect.

We waited. The pain got worse. When we consulted the triage nurse, she took a quick look at Cole’s hand, which by then was swollen nearly down to his wrist, and told us to leave.

“Go the pharmacy and get some Benadryl,” she ordered.

We followed her advice. Cole took the Benadryl and went home. And nearly died. Turned out he had an aggressive form of flesh-eating bacteria.

Unable to sleep, he took a cab at 5 a.m. to a private 24-hour clinic where doctors immediately recognized the symptoms and began pumping heavy-duty antibiotics intravenously. It was touch and go for a few hours.

“Good thing you came when you did,” a doctor told him. “If you’d waited a couple more hours, you’d be dead.”
 
“My finger is bothering me,” Cole whispered to me during a screening. After the lights came up, he showed me an index finger that had expanded to nearly double its normal width."
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Funny, I never had Cole down as the stoic type. I imagined him more as the screaming hissy-fit sort
 
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