The Cole Smithey Thread

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LimePaladin said:
I wonder if this will make Chris realize his hollywood fat-cat big brother isn't as rich as he seems to think.
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God no. If anything, Chris will see this as karma or some :autistic: shit. "Well nooow... Look who's begging for money now? Hmmmmm? Oh, well now I would love to donate big bro, but you see our MOTHER needs to be cared for!"
Chris will find a way to make it all about himself and bitch at Cole, he always does.
 
jc17 said:
God no. If anything, Chris will see this as karma or some :autism: shit. "Well nooow... Look who's begging for money now? Hmmmmm? Oh, well now I would love to donate big bro, but you see our MOTHER needs to be cared for!"
Chris will find a way to make it all about himself and bitch at Cole, he always does.
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If he's even aware. I think most of the time he barely thinks about Cole, and it's only when Barb is getting particularly demanding or money is particularly tight that he remembers his filthy rich brother in Carniggo Hall.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
ONLY $250 (minimum) down payment+three hours of paying for his overpriced beers to hang out with THE Cole Smithey?!

Wars have been started over less.
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"But wait! For the mere price of $300 you can also Polish his dome &or ego!"

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Chris is already aware Cole has a patreon. He tried to donate to it and got blocked. He probably thought he could get around Cole ignoring him by sending patreon messages and posts.
 
Chanchu said:
Cole wants to live with Barb?

Try again.
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No, he wants Chris' notoriety. It's been said before that Chris could easily be making a lot of money if he weren't so fucking lazy. Drawing little doodles and signing them, weens would happily pay for them. The problem is, Chris overestimates the value of his creations SEVERELY, which scares away potential buyers. If that weren't bad enough, he built himself a SOLID reputation of being so lazy, that even if you were dumb enough to buy something from him, that the odds of him actually sending what you paid for were, at best, remote.
 
I find it hilarious that someone like Cole, who is so dedicated to his craft of film analysis, is making less Patreon money than Chris, who is so terrible at his craft.
 
PickleMan92 said:
I find it hilarious that someone like Cole, who is so dedicated to his craft of film analysis, is making less Patreon money than Chris, who is so terrible at his craft.
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If Cole was good at his craft, he wouldn't be reduced to e-begging. I won't deny that he's knowledgeable about obscure arty films (I guess - for all I know, he could be making it all up), but he's really bad at making his work appealing to a wider audience.
 
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