The Cole Smithey Thread

[D is for Stupid]

I think he was afraid Chris would get institutionalized as the barely functional retard he is. He was wrong but it isn't like that wasn't a possibility. He did a good job playing within the system to get Chris his though I wonder how he would have viewed the results of his decisions, with Chris raping his own mom nearly without consequences and then ending up enslaved to an only slightly less retarded retard (Gayden).

Totally agree.

I think Bob would be on shambles if he could see the monster Chris had become. He went all in on chris and he got cucked at the end. His legacy and the chandler name ruined.

 

[JackoVerde]

I mean, the source is some redditor saying the equivalent of "trust me, my uncle works at Nintendo Cole Smithey's ballsack."

on reddit you arent allowed to post doxxing information. so it could be legit and we may be able to find it.

 

[King Kiwi]

on reddit you arent allowed to post doxxing information. so it could be legit and we may be able to find it.

Cole Smithy Jr.

I mean it probably isn't but come on it's a candidate.

It's certainly not going to be Christian Robert Smithy or Barbara Christine Smithy.

 

[JackoVerde]

Apparently Cole smithey has interviewed major Hollywood actors and directors. According to this Forbes page he made of himself but I can’t find a transcript of any of these interviews. If anyone could find a transcript that would be helpful.
Here’s the link and quote.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/colesmithey/

“I’ve interviewed actors and directors ranging from Angelina Jolie and Leonardo DiCaprio to Steven Spielberg and Werner Herzog.”

 

[Kosher Dill]

Apparently Cole smithey has interviewed major Hollywood actors and directors. According to this Forbes page he made of himself

I believe that even less than I believe he lives on top of Carnegie Hall tossing money into the fireplace.

 

[AnOminous]

“I’ve interviewed actors and directors ranging from Angelina Jolie and Leonardo DiCaprio to Steven Spielberg and Werner Herzog.”

So where the fuck are these interviews?

 

[JackoVerde]

I believe that even less than I believe he lives on top of Carnegie Hall tossing money into the fireplace.

He does indeed live near Carnegie hall in a box apartment.

So where the fuck are these interviews?

We’re trying to figure that out.

I looked into it and he’s probably not lying. There are references to those interviews but no archives but we do have an archive of Cole smithey interviewing Christian Bale back in the day.

https://archive.altweeklies.com/aan/christian-bale-on-herzog-and-batman/Story?oid=188684

So he may not be lying there.

 

[Tiresome]

He does indeed live near Carnegie hall in a box apartment.

He lives on 90th Street in the Carnegie HILL neighborhood of the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Chris is a complete retard.