The Cole Smithey Thread

[ZehnBoat]

I think cole should change his name to Alan

har har har

 

[Henry Bemis]

it's that walter white look i love

I was thinking Winston Churchill.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Of the two half-brothers, Chris is objectively and vastly morally superior to his worthless shitheel half-brother Cole.

What has Cole done that compares with macing a complete stranger?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

What has Cole done that compares with macing a complete stranger?

Claimed to be a movie critic despite not actually watching the movies he reviews. Not a violent offense, granted, but Chris's assault lasted seconds and hurt no one. Cole continues to waste bandwidth to this day.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I'm curious to know what Chris' half-sibs are like from Barb's side? I get a feeling that the kids Bob had with other ladies ended up having decent lives, but all of the spawn that came out of Barb's crotch from all her years of bar-hopping have turned out to be nothing better than lowlifes and fuck-ups.

 

[Trilby]

I'm curious to know what Chris' half-sibs are like from Barb's side? I get a feeling that the kids Bob had with other ladies ended up having decent lives, but all of the spawn that came out of Barb's crotch from all her years of bar-hopping have turned out to be nothing better than lowlifes and fuck-ups.

I bet. At least Bob's kids went on to decent lives.

 

[AnOminous]

What has Cole done that compares with macing a complete stranger?

Having the gayest hipster beard ever grown by a person with XY chromosomes.

 

[MormonofID]

Remember, he had to buy followers. I don't think him looking into the stuff he's supposed to review is that high on his priority list.

True, but he wouldn't have to buy followers if he did research instead of just making up BS claims.

 

[Milford Grimley]

And he accused SpongeBob Squarepants of pedophilia...while in the same article admitting he'd never seen the show before he watched the movie.

Funny Cole would review the Spongebob movie because he is pretty much a real life, human version of Squidward.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

If we ever decide to piss off Cole, let's just petition Twitter to add a "Verified" Tag to OPL's Twitter-account.

Then again, Cole will never be interesting enough to warrant so much effort.

 

[Marvin]

If we ever decide to piss off Cole, let's just petition Twitter to add a "Verified" Tag to OPL's Twitter-account.

Then again, Cole will never be interesting enough to warrant so much effort.

Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.

Chris reviewing "The American Rabbit". That alone would send my sides into orbit.
Cole blowing a fuse when he realises he's bested by his half-brother is just a cherry on top.

 

[MormonofID]

Chris reviewing "The American Rabbit". That alone would send my sides into orbit.
Cole blowing a fuse when he realises he's bested by his half-brother is just a cherry on top.

Oh God, please yes. Neither of them read this, right?

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Neither of them read this, right?

Cole doesn't. Definitively.

 

[MormonofID]

Cole doesn't. Definitively.

Chris probably does't either. Yeah, we should be good.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.

This is one of the best ideas put forth on this site.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.

I think @AnOminous would want you to do this.

 

[Jaybeegee]

Cole reviews Sonic's arms

 

[Jerkop In Training]

I bet. At least Bob's kids went on to decent lives.

one of them became a doctor didn't they?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.

I seriously can't see a downside.