The Cole Smithey Thread

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Cole is a house husband with a free ride, Chris has infamy and a devoted following.
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Absolutely. Chris basically has everything a Hollywood star has:
- An animated show based on his comics
- A videogame based on his characters
- Dozens of girls calling him on the phone everyday
- A royalty check coming at him any minute
Plus he can bitch at interviews saying "the animated show is garbage, they should have stuck to my script! The videogame is subpar and left me truly disappointed! My latest relationship ended up in heartbreak, I don't know if I'll trust women anymore! Where is my check? Get me my manager asap!"
Right now, Chris Chan has it better than Rob Leifeld.
 
AnOminous said:
The only reason I don't go out of my way to fuck with Cole is that he's actually suffered the worst thing that could happen to someone like him. He considers himself some sort of genius and yet, no matter what he does, his entire life is a footnote in the history of his much more important half-brother.

The only reason his name is even as known as it is is because he's related to a giant autist. That has to burn.
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I've always felt a little bad for Cole when it comes to that. Even if he was to make it big, he'd always have someone bringing up his brother.
 
Meeko said:
I've always felt a little bad for Cole when it comes to that. Even if he was to make it big, he'd always have someone bringing up his brother.
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Considering the quality of his writing, I don't think it's unfair to Cole to know him primarily because of Chris. Actually, you're doing him a favor by not focusing on his garbage body of work.
 
Both brothers masterbate on the internet; Cole figuratively and Chris literally.
 
I always wondered why attention was paid to Cole and not bobs kids. I think it's cause Coles the only one stupid enough to interact with charb
Marvin said:
Ok, every time Cole puts out a movie review, we need to get Chris to make a video reviewing the same movie. Every time.
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You need to do everything in your power to make this happen. Bring back some sweethearts. We can make at the movies with the Chandler bros a reality


Also did Cole go to college or anything?
 
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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
I always wondered why attention was paid to Cole and not bobs kids. I think it's cause Coles the only one stupid enough to interact with charb
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Probably because we have some form of documentation of the drama between Cole and the Chandlers. Doesn't hurt that Cole offering to vote for Chris's shitty Parappa video in exchange for verification of his biological father is funny as shit. We don't know what happened between Bob and his children. Sounds like Bob wasn't even aware he had some grandchildren, meaning their might have been a pretty bitter fallout. Pure speculation, mind you.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
Probably because we have some form of documentation of the drama between Cole and the Chandlers. Doesn't hurt that Cole offering to vote for Chris's shitty Parappa video in exchange for verification of his biological father is funny as shit. We don't know what happened between Bob and his children. Sounds like Bob wasn't even aware he had some grandchildren, meaning their might have been a pretty bitter fallout. Pure speculation, mind you.
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Wait did Cole offer to vote? I remember him ducking that one and not even entertaining that thought. But if he offered a vote in exchange thats hilarious
 
RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
I always wondered why attention was paid to Cole and not bobs kids. I think it's cause Coles the only one stupid enough to interact with charb

You need to do everything in your power to make this happen. Bring back some sweethearts. We can make at the movies with the Chandler bros a reality


Also did Cole go to college or anything?
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Well for starters Cole is the only one with a real internet presence. And Bob's other kids seems normal with family.

Hell, Cole even got a glimpse of attention when he was one of handful critics preventing Toy Story 3 to get a 100% rating.
What are Coles highest rated movie, I wonder...
 
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cat said:
his wife runs a successful craft beer bar on the lower east side of nyc
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So ... you pay $250 for the privilege of drinking craft beers with ColeSlaw, while his wife pockets the money that you spend while paying for your and his drinks.

That's so sickening, it's almost brilliant...
 
Muscle Bra said:
So ... you pay $250 for the privilege of drinking craft beers with ColeSlaw, while his wife pockets the money that you spend while paying for your and his drinks.

That's so sickening, it's almost brilliant...
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Would have been cool if it went to charity or something. I would have almost said its worth it if any topic was up for discussion including Chris Barb and anything to do with his family.
 
Wes_Iseli said:
It really sorta is, given that someone would be stupid enough to pay for that.

There's plenty of people dumb enough to pay 100s of bucks to his half brother for pornographic doodles, so i'd say to Cole go for it.
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He has been going for it. For a long time. I don't think anyone has taken the bait. Maybe one of Cole's friends did it once for publicity? Of course, Cole would quickly pay him back.
 
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