The Cole Smithey Thread

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To be fair though, Cole might actually be decent at guitar, if so then this would be a much better way for him to make money rather than begging people to pay for his beer tab on e-bay and trying to be an edgy hipster movie critic.
 
I wish I screencapped the lame Game of Thongs joke he made on facebook. :'( I like how difficult facebook is to use.
 
At least he was in a band and has some musical experience. I have no idea how good he is, but at least it's relevant to the man. It's more realistic than Chris giving gitar lessons.

EDIT: Apparently, a mister Bob C also gave Cole a perfect rating.
 
Dr.Research said:
At least he was in a band and has some musical experience. I have no idea how good he is, but at least it's relevant to the man. It's more realistic than Chris giving gitar lessons.

EDIT: Apparently, a mister Bob C also gave Cole a perfect rating.
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Imagine Chris using his autograph money to travel to NY - guitar hero controller in hand - asking Cole to teach him how to play guitar.
 
Cuddlebug said:
http://www.thumbtack.com/Cole-Smithey-Guitar-Lessons-New-York-NY/service/1101705

Cole is teaching people how to play guitar

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The first review is from "Julay Weston Chandler W."
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As much of a wannabe hipster as he is, I'm surprised he doesn't live in Brooklyn, assuming the address is his.
 
Steve Mayers said:
An interview I found with Cole talking about his career, and what lead him to become a film critic. Once again he's so smug, and pretentious as always.
http://cheunderground.com/blog/?p=10309
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So I'm catching up on this thread, and I feel like this needs to be pointed out.

Steve Mayers posted the link to this blog post on July 2nd.

The very same day, Cole Smithey suddenly replied to a year-and-a-half old comment on that blog.

Gentlemen, I believe we are being watched. :\
 
Cole doesn't have the balls to participate in a group where people can freely disagree with him.
 
Chairman Meow said:
Gentlemen, I believe we are being watched. :\
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He is monitoring the forums, more than chris, im sure.

Besides, If you search "Joseph Cole Smithey" on google the first result is the cwcki, not his personal .com webpage. Try to explain that during a job interview...

HI COLE
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Compared to Cole...

...Chris has made more money on eBay.

...Chris has appeared in more interviews.

...Chris is followed by more people on any given social media site.

...Chris has more commentary written about his opinion. (By a factor of ten thousand)
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While Cole has found his sweetheart and presumably lives off her income, allowing him to upload his mediocre content to the internet...

It's like they've succeeded at each other's lives.
 
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