The Cole Smithey Thread

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Shiversblood said:
I remember something about Cole trying to get people to pay him 100 dollars for a hour to spend with him at a bar drinking craft beer and talking about movies or something because he is the most interesting film critic in the world according to him. Something like that I forget what it was but, somebody should offer to pay him 100 dollars for a hour with him drinking craft beer but it must be video taped and Cole must discuss and answer questions strictly about Christian Weston chandler and no talk of movies. A video of Cole discussing Chris Chan after the arrest of chris Chan it would just provide so many unanswered questions and it would be such a gold mine of information. Cole is sitting on so much information that he is just hoarding all to himself just because he thinks he is too good to get online! It really frustrates me that Cole won’t make a account on this forum and start talking about Chris Chan or better yet make posts here and also make YouTube videos of himself talking about Chris Chan and post the videos here and also make posts discussing the YouTube videos he could make about Chris Chan
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Information to Piss and Burn

"The Chris-Chan story at Carnegie-Hall: Internet Forums are Trash" - Cole Smithey.
 
He may never publicly show it, but I'd bet anything Cole is in absolute hell. He's a New York Hipster Liberal- he absolutely despises his white trash Southern roots and has done everything he can to run away from and forget them. But then his retard brother does the ultimate Southern white trash thing- he fucks their mother. Cole literally comes from incestuous white trash and there is nothing he can do to forget about it, or erase it, or run from it. The internet knows, I'm sure all his friends know, but most importantly Cole knows.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
He may never publicly show it, but I'd bet anything Cole is in absolute hell. He's a New York Hipster Liberal- he absolutely despises his white trash Southern roots and has done everything he can to run away from and forget them. But then his retard brother does the ultimate Southern white trash thing- he fucks their mother. Cole literally comes from incestuous white trash and there is nothing he can do to forget about it, or erase it, or run from it. The internet knows, I'm sure all his friends know, but most importantly Cole knows.
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One would also assume he feels some small pity for both his despised mother and retarded brother
 
Ser Ciappelletto said:
"Everybody hates us there since Corina died!"

lol. Everywhere he goes everyone hates him and he still doesn't get it.
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He never will get it. The whole of Virginia hates him for making so much trouble for so many years and yet he'll never except that as his fault. Always default to "everyone hates me because of the trolls." It's always trolls always. Even for things they couldn't possibly have done.
 
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