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Bugaboo said:
I kind of thought Caillou was just a weird French Canadian thing that the rest of the world didn't know about
But meanwhile on the internet he's part of an autism empire
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I can't even believe anyone remembers it. It was on when I was a kid (but still too old to watch it) and I lingered on it for a second while flipping channels because there was a bald-headed child... then I thought, "Meh", then kept flipping. I haven't even thought of that show in years until this whole GoAnimate thing where everyone is apparently obsessed with him.
 
i hate cailui hate cailou he is a dumb kid! his show is for LitLE KIDS i don't watch it i watch big kid shows like graviety falls.! cailou smells like rotten fish! i hate his doumb face!
 
Lol, I think I was around five when I first saw Cailou. Even then I remember thinking the kid was a little bitch. Now that I am thinking about it maybe it was some psychological trick to make kids not want to act like him?

Apparently there are still reruns playing on PBS so at least many of the people making these might be pretty young... still really disturbing they want Cailou to grow up and start banging Dora. Do they hate Cailou or are they siding with him? I thought the whole grounding thing in these communities was to 'punish' characters they don't like but having the character shoot their parent sounds like a fucked up autistic revenge fantasy.

I think I well surpassed my cap for thinking about kindergarten aged cartoons for quite a while. :autism:
 
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"Cailou, you're the sexiest bald kid I've ever met in my life."
"How dare you get pragnent?! We are going to church now to get your virginity back!"
 
i hope caloiu gets hit in a car! I hate hate hate hate his dumb head and his show he shoul be grounded grounded grounded for 324251785375435464654738 years he always throus a fit like a little baby!
 
Bugaboo said:
I kind of thought Caillou was just a weird French Canadian thing that the rest of the world didn't know about
But meanwhile on the internet he's part of an autism empire
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It must of come around after my time because I never even heard of Caillou before the GoAnimate thread. I think Barneyfag has a hateboner for the wrong fandom.
 
I'm pretty sure this Caillou grounded thing was originally just a meme thing people made with goanimate. What baffles me is how it's been evolving into this madness of a "community" that's now making these grounded videos and fanfics about grounding and now Dora fucking Caillou while their parents look on in despair.
I'm kinda hopeful that at least some of these people are doing this as a joke.

Bugaboo said:
I kind of thought Caillou was just a weird French Canadian thing that the rest of the world didn't know about
But meanwhile on the internet he's part of an autism empire
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If I'm right, There was some rather aggressive marketing for an incredibly brief stint at one point in the US back in the day. Not sure if it was a success or not though, all I know was I saw ads for the little bald big headed cancer child everywhere. I've never seen anything of him but memes since then, and now the two Caillou community threads.
 
I hope Cailou goes to prison and gets raped and gets threethousandtwohundredfiftynine stds.
 
If obscure news sites are anything to go by, Calliou hate has been around for a while.
If you are not familiar, you lucky person: Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. He has a baby sister who dominates his life because she is a normal, loving child who does not whine about the slightest fart of the breeze. Caillou's parents love her better because she is a better person.
Someday Caillou will realize this, and probably whine while falling face-first onto the pavement in front of a Tim Horton's for no reason whatsoever. Maybe he'll die from his injuries. That would be great, especially because Caillou is Canadian and his health care in event of catastrophic injury isn't on my tab. Win-win for American parents everywhere, really.
Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.
Arian Foster is not lying: There is indeed no plot whatsoever to any episode of Caillou. The average episode involves Caillou being challenged by something: dogs, loud noises, the wind, stairs, cats, vegetables, sitting up, taking really big breaths. He fails at all of these and cries before being left by the side of the road by his laughing parents. They drive off, ecstatic and free, as the credits roll and the screen fades on a shivering silhouette of Caillou alone in the wilds of rural Quebec.
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http://www.sbnation.com/2014/3/26/5549908/arian-foster-caillou-is-awful

Don't read the comments.
 
Roland MT-32 said:
"Cailou, you're the sexiest bald kid I've ever met in my life."
"How dare you get pragnent?! We are going to church now to get your virginity back!"
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"What about if we add sauce to this situation?"
"Yeah let's add sauce to the situation."

This is gold hahahaha
 
So.. I've noticed something which is very new, kinda related to the topic at hand and
I don't think this necessarily warrants its own thread, but it's just too.. weird, I guess, not to post.
 
Not sure if anyone has noticed yet, but the Caillou Teenage Years wiki seems to have had all its articles deleted and the front page replaced with YOU HAVE AUTISM.

So, that's nice.

Not sure if some wien guessed their password was "caillou1", or if they were betrayed from the inside or what.
 
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