The Boys - An Amazon Prime adaptation of the Ennis comic series

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Aw shit, hold onto your bollocks, cunts (not in a misogynistic way), Amazon's The Boys™ is coming in hot, absolutely skewering the Republican Party for a retarded comment someone made LITERALLY A DECADE AGO.


Gosh, I don't know about you folks, but I sure wouldn't wanna be Tod Akin right now!! I mean, goddamn, how do the writers keep up with the news like that? Eric Kripke really must have his finger on the pulse of the nation.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I haven't watched any of the new season of this slop, and frankly, I don't think I will. Every clip that YouTube shills to me just makes me so fucking irritated.
 
Aw shit, hold onto your bollocks, cunts (not in a misogynistic way), Amazon's The Boys™ is coming in hot, absolutely skewering the Republican Party for a retarded comment someone made LITERALLY A DECADE AGO.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2tQ8dmeX9M
Gosh, I don't know about you folks, but I sure wouldn't wanna be Tod Akin right now!! I mean, goddamn, how do the writers keep up with the news like that? Eric Kripke really must have his finger on the pulse of the nation.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I haven't watched any of the new season of this slop, and frankly, I don't think I will. Every clip that YouTube shills to me just makes me so fucking irritated.
Wow, that is embarrassing as fuck.
 
I wonder why this ep was so dogshit and had BLM and shit shoehorned in.... I wonder... This is the writer:

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A show that doesn't know what "being subtle" means, ofcourse they let niggers write the show too.

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David Carradine?

With how quick off the mark this show is with its pop culture references, I half-expected him to say 'Michael Hutchence'.
 
"I can stand by and let him rape, kidnap and torture people; but I draw the line at kidnapping his enemies!"
LMFAO litrally nigger logic on full display here🤣
I lowkey don't even think this slop has a centralized message or plot anymore.
Lowkey? It absolutely is an incoherent lefty mess.


I'm glad that this thread exists, only to shit on it since Amazon is astroturfing all the major sites where users can comment in order to protect their slop from the criticism that is brought up here.
 
A detective super hero with super enhances senses and is obsessed with holes to fuck somehow didn't instantly realize, while focusing on Hughie's ass, that Hughie obviously doesn't have the web hole that was probably the entire reason Tek Knight wanted to fuck Webweaver in the first place.
I could have let that slide assuming that TK realized right away it was hughie and just wanted to rape him for his amusement. What also is retarded is just how nerfed homelander is depending on the situation. One time he can feel a drop of sweat and discern from the smell its hughie this episode he can't even realize starlight and mm are breaking into the mansion. If it was season 1 still homelander would have pulled up to the basement and started to laser the shit out of them but he has become a complete and utter nonthreat.
 
The tone was really weird.

“Ha ha! Hughie is involved in lots of freak sex stuff! Isn’t this funny!”

“Oh noes! Hughie was raped and is really sad.”

Pick one. You can’t do the sex comedy bit then lecture us on hyper affirmative consent.

Him not knowing the safe word was the main part of the joke. It feels like the “I was raped” bit was slotted in by a sensitivity reader after they realised they couldn’t afford to cut the orgy.
 
Tomer Kapon is Israeli so maybe he had to be "written out" for part of the filming due to IDF call up?
I get the feeling that the show will eventually be forced at knife point to give some kind of lip service to Palestine this or next season so he demanded to leave...or he just doesnt like being in the show because theyre making him make out with and get fucked by black guys now and he's no longer romancing the qt asian girl.
 
1. He used surrogates for most of his schemes and easily killed them in order to keep them from ratting him out. Along with using bribes, the best lawyers he could hire, and blackmail.
That would work in the 90s, but not today. The feds would have enough surveillance to know that Lex hired those surrogates, or blackmailed people, and once they have the proof, they'll seize his bank accounts, leaving him with nothing to pay his lawyers or bribe people with.

2. The few times he DID get caught doing evil, Lex used a renegade scientist famous for creating clones as a scapegoat claiming he kidnapped him and replaced him with a clone, which was how JOSS got rid of the whole "Lex cosplaying as his own son" storyline and later, Lex trying to kill Superman when he was President.
Again, that would work in the 90s, but not in the modern day where the Feds would know Lex hired that scientist.

Oh, and the fact that people are stupid enough to make him president means they deserve Darkseid's boot on their throats.

3. Finally, Lex is so smart and will occasionally work with the heroes, to save the earth that Lex manages to finagle government pardons as a get out of jail free card.
Realistically, the best case scenario will have him become a well-paid government employee that the Feds can keep an eye on. Worst case scenario, they indenture his ass and whip him out when needed.

A lot of this evil corporate shit worked in the 90s when times were loose and the corpos didn't have a surveillance state watching them. Nowadays, someone like corporate Lex would wind up like a Russian oligarch whose wealth got seized, or he'd get waterboarded in Gitmo or put down by Seal Team Six.

Which makes Vought in both the show and the comics retardedly unrealistic. Especially the show, where they make it clear that real-world politics applies to the world. After the Compound V reveal got through, the Feds would've nationalized Vought, seized Vought tower, and kept the formula for V under their own lock and key while Stan Edgar would get dragooned off his post by a federal pencil-pusher. Who in this case, would probably be Mallory.

Aw shit, hold onto your bollocks, cunts (not in a misogynistic way)
If the show had the balls to be edgy, it would be misogynistic, since a lot of edgy shit back in the 2000s wasn't afraid of sex, rape, women who get tied down or look like strippers, and all the stuff that feminists today despise.
 
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I could have let that slide assuming that TK realized right away it was hughie and just wanted to rape him for his amusement. What also is retarded is just how nerfed homelander is depending on the situation. One time he can feel a drop of sweat and discern from the smell its hughie this episode he can't even realize starlight and mm are breaking into the mansion. If it was season 1 still homelander would have pulled up to the basement and started to laser the shit out of them but he has become a complete and utter nonthreat.
I'm surprised they didn't have Homelander comment on Webweaver considering they go out of their way to point out how bad the Webweaver costume smells. That shit has to be rank on Homelander's nose. Season 1 Homelander would have realized something was going on when his fucking second in command got shot in the head while in the mansion.
 
Maybe we’re thinking too deeply about this. It’s gone right off the rails because the writers are bored and have absolute contempt for their audience. Not just the “right wing chuds” but humans in general.

Same thing happened with the last few series of Game of Thrones.

These are soulless LA vampires and they hate you, no matter who you are.
 
Why have Tek Knight as this character when there is not a single scene of any of his technology?
The budget for this show might as well be $10,000 per episode. Characters wear the same things over and over. The sets barely change. The big moments and fights often happen off camera. Homelander cannot fly more than once per season due to the budget. Tek Knight cannot have a working flight suit due to the budget. Characters spend minutes per episode simply repeating the same talking points to pad out the episode lengths over and over. Long shots of characters sitting there silently contemplating or gawking at a cellphone or crying. Eating minutes of time.

The worst are the crowds. You watch Silicon Valley on HBO and when they go to a convention it is packed with thousands of extras. Full auditoriums of tens of thousands of people. The Sopranos had a packed high school theaters for Meadow's singing and tons of parents watching AJ and his team play football. How many people are attending speeches by Firecracker or Gunpowder? Not even a few dozen. Comic cons for D-level horror actors get long lines. But not actual superheroes? How many people meet A-Train and Blue Hawk at that church? Not even enough to fill the room for a member of the Seven?

They don't have the budget or skills to make Tek Knight fly around like Iron Man or Batman. The Boys is a stripped down parody of everything. Amazon can spend a billion dollars on their failed Lord of the Rings show. But only 1% of that their actual most popular show.
 
As I've said before, I checked out of this show after Season 2. YouTube keeps recommending clips from this season to me though.

I saw the clip of this redheaded chick with a southern accent shooting her breastmilk in Homelander's face.

Is that supposed to be funny? Or edgy? Because it's neither. It's so incredibly tryhard that it's embarrassing.
 
As I've said before, I checked out of this show after Season 2. YouTube keeps recommending clips from this season to me though.

I saw the clip of this redheaded chick with a southern accent shooting her breastmilk in Homelander's face.

Is that supposed to be funny? Or edgy? Because it's neither. It's so incredibly tryhard that it's embarrassing.
Honestly that sounds like an SNL parody of The Boys as opposed to the actual show
 
Again, that would work in the 90s, but not in the modern day where the Feds would know Lex hired that scientist.

Oh, and the fact that people are stupid enough to make him president means they deserve Darkseid's boot on their throats.


Realistically, the best case scenario will have him become a well-paid government employee that the Feds can keep an eye on. Worst case scenario, they indenture his ass and whip him out when needed.

A lot of this evil corporate shit worked in the 90s when times were loose and the corpos didn't have a surveillance state watching them. Nowadays, someone like corporate Lex would wind up like a Russian oligarch whose wealth got seized, or he'd get waterboarded in Gitmo or put down by Seal Team Six.
Not an actual comic fan/zoomer who wasn't alive when the President Lex storyline ran eh?

Lex is basically Jeff Bezos/Bill Gates level 1%er businessman. Besides being ruthless enough to kill underlings so they can never testify against him/have underlings as middle men to take the fall, he's got the money and power to blackmail and bribe anyone who is in a position to go after him. Hard to be a fed or spook who wants to go after Lex due to whispers of him being a bad man when your supervisor is on Lex's payroll getting bribed half a million a month to let him know who's talking about him and his misdeeds. And Lex has a reputation of being vindictive as fuck to anyone opposing him (besides his threats to Ted Kord's family, he famously fucked up Bruce Wayne/Batman by murdering his girlfriend and framing him and his personal driver for said murder along with the fact that Metropolis has had several mayors "die suddenly" for causing problems for Lex). So any fed or spook who thinks he can make a name for himself bringing down Lex Luthor quickly gets told horror stories about entire families brought to ruin if they start making noise about going after Lex. Especially since they can always use said immunity deals as a carrot to get Lex to work for them, as Lex loathes working for the government unless he needs a get out of jail card.

Similarly, Lex knows that the Feds might roll their eyes at the idea that there is a rogue scientist constantly trying to kidnap him and replace him with a pliable clone but Lex fucking knows that the masses will eat that up that there is a bitter ex-LexCorps employee constantly trying said scheme and will acquit him at trial (which again, is how they handwaved Lex's evil deeds not just once but TWICE in universe). And if the clone excuse doesn't work, Lex can always go underground with the billions he has hidden away and dissolve Lex Corps for a bit, until shit happens and the US Government offers him immunity for his help dealing with bad guys.
 
lex Luther is also canonically an extreme super genius who is one of if not the smartest person from his own universe. He invented FTl, Cold fusion, advanced cybernetics, interdimensional travel the list goes on and on.

His technology is so advanced it's essentially magic and allows him to go toe to toe with all but the most powerful of meta humans.

This show doesn't really have a character like this. The Boys survive mostly because of eye rolling amounts of plot armor and the Seven randomly becoming retarded anytime they might have the upper hand.
 
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