God damn, this was the most jewish pieces of media I think I have ever seen. They're not even trying to hide their political alignment.
We start off the episode with Imaginary CIA Negan saying "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey" and I couldn't help but think of his "Easy peasy lemon squeezy" from TWD. It's like they told him to just play Negan, I'm sure JDM has more range but it's like, the only thing they let him play now is his TWD role. The same mannerisms, the same facial expressions, low tember sinister voice, the only difference is that he wears a coat and not a leather jacket.
Random protester (with a red "Keep America Safe" cap) yells some anti-abortion rhethoric and the main characters all agree he's a shit person. Subtle.
Kimiko wants to visit IDF Frenchie in prison, but since he's a faggot who likes to fuck junkie niggers, he doesn't want to. I honestly can't see where they're going with this plotline, like, are they gonna get back together? Kimiko has no problem killing Vought agents because "Vought bad" but this "french" kike feels so much remorse man, he needs penance man, he's so complicated. The stupid priest at the church can't make the bad feefees go away, probably because he's not jewish. Even though a priest would just tell him to turn himself in, which he did. But The Goys must demonize christianity at every turn.
Firestarter is now the anchor since they killed Tucker Carlson's stand-in, Cameron Coleman. She goes on about jewish space lasers brainwashing the populace into joining their shuls and wearing yarmulkes. Don't you know it's ridiculous to make fun of the jews? You must be a crazy conspiracy theorist if you actually believe that, LOL!
Marvin "Low T" Milk wants to meditate via a phone app, but since he's CIA, he can't do that as we must advance the plot. A-Train is scared they're onto him, so The Goys form a plan to, and I quote, "sneak into an alt-right cocktail party". Wasn't Vought like, pro LGBT a season or two ago, and now because Homelander is in charge, it's all back to ultra right wing christian republican evilness? Someone in the thread said it, you can't have both, one after the other, it just makes no sense, even in a fictional universe.
Webweaver is a junkie that likes heroin enemas (already done in the Diabolical spinoff) and he has a separate hole for his webs. I can already see where this is going. After a short moneyshot scene with MM, the title card shows up on top of a naked chubby junkie. This show was always grotesque, but it's taking the piss at this point. These people cannot create something beautiful of meaningful, only something that's grotesque and basically shock-schlock.
We get to the cocktail party and Homelander insults Tek-Knight for not being his equal. You'll never see Superman do this to Batman, Homolander is sooo eeevel guise. I mean, Tek-Knight could have sort of played the strategist role that Sage plays, but apparently he's just reduced to a meme in this show. He was a meme in the comics, but it was FUNNY. Here, not so much.
We get a weird but sort of funny segment with Tek-Knight explaining that he owns all the jails in the country and how he's basically an 11 generations trust fund baby. Also, his parents were slave owners. He then claims his grand dad could've caught A-Train. Because he's black. Subtle. The funny joke was that he captures prisoners and releases them, only to capture them again, which I'll admit is a fun dig at Batman. However, Ennis did the Batman parody better.
Hughie is wearing Webweaver's costume and despite everyone knowing what his costume looks like, they all laugh at Hughie. Starlight's face contorts into something that would make the Bogdanoff brothers jealous.
Spider-Hughie enters the Tek-Cave and we're introduced to Black Alfred and Laddio. I re-read the comics lately and the whole point of Tek-Knight was, that he was obsessed with fucking everything due to his tumor, however he didn't want to sperg out and fuck his sidekick, so he made him leave. Here, he's a gimp who didn't perform. Tek-Knight here is too much of a joke character for the writers to take him seriously, everything has to be a stupid sex joke.
Vicky daydreams of blowing up her own head after listening to a senator mansplain abortion to her. This is so subtle it hurts. Like, physically hurts. She also says she got mansplained to by, and I quote, "a guy who refuses to be alone with any woman who isn't his wife or mistress". And why is that, Vicky? Jeez, we got a jab at anti-abortion people and people who think that #metoo was no reason for men in positions of power to put walls around them as to protect their careers against false sexual allegations, IN THE SAME SENTENCE. This is actually impressive, this denial of reality.
We're then met with the "smart character written by stupid people" portion, where Sage tells a story in which le evil scientist men didn't believe she created a cure for leukemia, so her grandma fucking died. She then says she can cure cancer and reverse global warming, but what's the point if the dumb whitecattle are just going to deny her at every opportunity and just go to Voughtland and do dumb whitecattle shit? They're animals and these two girlbosses just need to be backstabbing bitches to get what they want. I'm not sure if tone-deaf is the right thing to call this scene, I mean, you admit you can cure cancer and yet you're helping a psychopath put everyone in fucking internment camps. What the fuck. This comes from the character that lobotomizes herself to watch Transformers 2. Like seriously, what the fucking fuck?
EDIT: We get unmasked Black Noir, confirmation that he can fly and a pep-talk from The Deep, trying to make Black Noir 2 into a cold killer. This is interesting and I want to see where this goes, even if I don't have much hope.
I'll skip over the cake scene. It's not funny, it's not shocking, it's just nasty and unfunny. Actually no, I won't skip it, since all of the "BDSM" scenes are a special sort of safe-edgy. Farting in a cake while the dom erotically asphyxiates himself, the female dom touches herself while tickling someone and yelling out obscene shit? Show, don't tell. Just fucking pick up one of the fucking strapons in the room and pound Hughie to death. But no, we get safe-edgy-BDSM. In the comics, Hughie gets his ass thumbed by Black Noir instead. Sure, it was random, but it was way more shocking than whatever this is.
Hughie is then found out by Tek-Knight as he can't guess the safeword, prompting Tek-Knight to want to fuck him in a newly created hole. He really craved that Webweaver stinkditch and now that he won't get it, he'll make his own with a scalpel. Human Centipede 3 already did that, and they actually went through with it.
The smartest woman in the world, Sneed Richar- I mean Sister Sage, decided to taunt MM about his daughter, as to distract him enough to press the alarm. She gets shot in the head, the one place in her body that she can regenerate. Something something black on black violence. MM gets a heart attack and Kimiko convinces A-Train to save him.
A-Train has probably the best scene in the entire episode, where a kid sees him help MM and they both smile. Too bad this will probably be used against him, as the kid is a witness.
Homelander fumbles the ball with the politicians, since the smartest woman on earth is out of order at the moment, but thankfully girlboss Vicky Neumann is there to fix everything. She even mentions licking AOC's ass, even though everyone knows she's the AOC stand-in. So there's Vicky and AOC and they coexist in the same universe? But why?
The girlboss goyrls save Hughie just in time and strap Tek-Knight to one of his BDSM cross thingies, emptying his bank account by donating money to a bunch of organizations, one of which is Black Lives Matter (a proven scam organization). I was with Tek-Knight on this one, please no, not those people.
Kimiko donates to them anyway, even after he reveals the plans for the Home-o-caust. Black Alfred then loses it and strangles Tek-Knight, due to him being a degenerate employer all his life. He raised him from a little boy, you see. A little boy who turned into a degenerate man. So who's at fault here, Black Alfred? Maybe you should've been an actual father figure to him and not just a cum-janny butler. But it's all Tek-Knight's fault, you see. You can clearly understand that it's Tek-Knight's fault, because he's white and Black Alfred is, well... a nigger. The writers really outdid themselves on this one.
Oh and we didn't even see his armor for fucks sake, that's the one thing that made him memorable in the comics. Sure, in the comics, he tries to fight back against Butcher and gets his armor trashed immediately. I guess the jews running the show didn't want to create a joke power armor for just one episode, too expensive. Let's just hint at in in the one frame from that Mortal Kombat mock scene and never address or show it.
Oh, and the safe word was Zendaya. So uh, she's an actress in this universe...but she got popular from Spider-Man in our world...and then did a bunch of degenerate shows and movies (and Dune)... fuck me this is the Pewdiepie/Alex Jones/AOC thing all over again. Lazy writers just want to reference real life because funny.
MM is being told he has heart problems and he might get another heart attack if he doesn't slow down. Too bad he won't get an interesting story, like, ever.
Kimiko is sad IDF Frenchie doesn't want to see her. Penance for the IDF soldier.
Firecracker talks to Homelander and pledges her allegiance. She starts to undress and this motherfucker says he's not sexually attracted to her. Bullshit, compare her to Stormfront and I'm sure 99% of men will agree, she is way hotter. Anyway, she sprays him with chemically induced breast milk and he indulges in a totally non-sexual breastfeeding mommy fetish. Phew, at least he's not sexually attracted to her.
Hughie cries like a faggot because Ashley told him safe-edgy-BDSM things and his dad is dead. Boglight calms him down.
The episode then ends with the reveal that a virus strong enough to kill Homelander will become airborne and kill all supes. CIA Negan is thrilled, Becka is not and we finally get the surprising reveal that all this time, CIA Negan has been a hallucination! It made me jump out of my seat, I was seriously not expecting that! It's like Becka is the angel and Joe Kessler is the devil on Butcher's shoulders! Amazing storytelling, I haven't seen this trope anywhere! /sneed
At least I got a chuckle when CIA Negan told the bitch to shut her cake hole.
This episode broke me.
I am become jew, destroyer of white.
HELP ME A-TRAIN"
