The Boys - An Amazon Prime adaptation of the Ennis comic series

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I'm so glad I was an early "wow this show sucks ass" adopter. I knew this shit was gonna be cringey as fuck and turbo-preachy by the "fly straight hue hue hue" religious festival shit like this was made in 2004 and Pat Buchanan was still reeing on national TV.
 
It's really amazing to me how they thought having The Boys accomplish almost nothing for themselves for five whole seasons was a good idea. Just about all their wins have come from supes betraying supes or dumb luck. The only thing about this show I find more infuriating is that we only got 2 seasons of The Tick but we get an extended universe of this bullshit.
 
It's really amazing to me how they thought having The Boys accomplish almost nothing for themselves for five whole seasons was a good idea. Just about all their wins have come from supes betraying supes or dumb luck. The only thing about this show I find more infuriating is that we only got 2 seasons of The Tick but we get an extended universe of this bullshit.
Yeah, these others Boys from Quebec depicting hockey players from small leagues accomplished much more then The Boys. :story:

 
It's really amazing to me how they thought having The Boys accomplish almost nothing for themselves for five whole seasons was a good idea. Just about all their wins have come from supes betraying supes or dumb luck. The only thing about this show I find more infuriating is that we only got 2 seasons of The Tick but we get an extended universe of this bullshit.
We got 3 Tick shows and none of them were allowed to end naturally
 
The interaction between The Legend and Homelander was surprisingly nice. It really sells perfectly how much Homelander is really just a little scared boy blessed with godly strength, and the shock and uncertainty expressed in homelander’s face when The Legend shows that he isn’t just unafraid, but genuinely expresses care for what homelander went through growing up that made him what he is.
I honestly think they let him live just because it was the most jewish character ever & the extremely jewish writers room had weird feelings about aryan super soldier homelander graphically murdering him. The shift from going "I ___(sex act) with (starlet/supe)" over and over to that dialogue was jarring and weird.
This is generally just one of the things you have to suspend disbelief over for superhero stories. They have immunity to their own powers or else it just complicates world building. A fire thrower can't burn their own skin. Someone with ice powers can't accidentally freeze themselves. Someone with ultra fast speed has a brain that isn't affected by g-forces. Power punchers can never break their hands throwing their hardest shots. Homelander's lasers burn through his arm but never blind him. Oh Father's ears are impervious to his sound blasting.

The rules never make sense. Which is why capeshit can never really rise above its own mediocre beginnings. Where is Kimiko getting the physical matter to just instantly regenerate? How does Little Cricket grow large or shrink small? How can heroes with flight move through the air? If Compound V is injected in someone what if they bleed out and need a blood transfusion?

The more you think about this stuff the less you will enjoy comic book stories and shows.
a lot of the coolest things in our world that we can readily observe are difficult to explain, it only doesn't ruin the immersion because you know these things really exist already, not because your conception of these things is actually coherent. For example: Why don't jet engines melt? They're made of metal but they get hotter than the melting temperature of all the metals we make jet engines out of! The answer is fucking boring and watching a movie about jet pilots is infinitely more interesting to 99% of people.

The alternative of actually trying to explain fictional things can be so much worse, too. for example, the introduction of midichlorians in the star wars prequels. The force being a mysterious religious element of the universe was infinitely cooler than it being a substance in your blood that you could get tested for.
I'm so glad I was an early "wow this show sucks ass" adopter. I knew this shit was gonna be cringey as fuck and turbo-preachy by the "fly straight hue hue hue" religious festival shit like this was made in 2004 and Pat Buchanan was still reeing on national TV.
I watch it because its terrible, and because it is a glimpse into the minds of the kind of people who think it is good. I don't know many people like that anymore, but it is good to understand what the other half of the country is like.
It's really amazing to me how they thought having The Boys accomplish almost nothing for themselves for five whole seasons was a good idea. Just about all their wins have come from supes betraying supes or dumb luck. The only thing about this show I find more infuriating is that we only got 2 seasons of The Tick but we get an extended universe of this bullshit.
last season they failed at every single thing they set out to do and then got put in a concentration camp. they're on a losing streak again. I think around season 3 I genuinely began thinking that the vought supes are genuinely more likable because at least they achieve things. There is this constant tension in the show where the writers can't decide if the vought faction supes are incompetent or not, they're all supposed to be stupid (except for the non-whites) but also inexplicably better at everything they do than the good guys.


Also- Kimiko's dialogue this season is deplorable. it makes me hate that her character learned to speak. I also don't give a fuck if they want to have kids or not, why would anyone care? frenchie fucked a bunch of guys and kimiko encouraged that, these people are disgusting freaks.
 
a lot of the coolest things in our world that we can readily observe are difficult to explain, it only doesn't ruin the immersion because you know these things really exist already, not because your conception of these things is actually coherent.
None of those things violate all known laws of physics. Like a person floating. Or running faster than the speed of sound. Or teleporting naked. It would fundamentally change our understanding of the world. If someone was born with gills it would be one of the most radical moments in history. Not just a dude flexing his bicept on social media and selling toy merchandise.

The world building on this show is for dimwits. People would be obsessively studying superheroes scientifically to discover their secrets. Someone would have stumbled upon Compound V eventually. Keeping their own super blood secret is just another capeshit aspect that you need to turn off your brain to accept.
The alternative of actually trying to explain fictional things can be so much worse, too. for example, the introduction of midichlorians in the star wars prequels. The force being a mysterious religious element of the universe was infinitely cooler than it being a substance in your blood that you could get tested for.
This is literally The Boys though. Just Compound V injections to your blood instead of Lucas's nonsense. One Jedi has mother midichlorians than another. One superhero has V-1 instead of regular V. It's the same lazy concept. But at least The Boys is mostly parody and barely takes itself seriously. Whereas Lucas was up his own ass ripping off the Dune novels and ruining his own franchise.
 
The deep genuinely caring about fish and the sea honestly makes him more endearing than the entire boys crew. I don't know how the writers have managed to fuck up to such a degree that the entire antagonist crew is individually more intresting that the all of the boys put toogether.

Ashley, Firecracker, Soldier Boy, obviously Homelander, the Deep, even Black Noire and the black preacher guy have oodles more charisma and personality than what is supposed to be the main characters. UE hasn't been relevant in like 2 seasons, the only development frenchie has gotten is that he likes to get fucked in the ass by black guys and MM is still black.

My favourite scene in the new episode is when bombsight shows up, frenchie and mm try to shot him with glocks, he literally doesn't even acknowledge them while they do so and they go "fuck" as if they were expecting the glocks to do something against homelander 0.5

The boys are genuinely useless at this point 99% of the plot development is butcher. Remember when UE was the main character? Actually, actual question, wtf does MM even do? I legit don't remember his purpose in the group.
 
It's really amazing to me how they thought having The Boys accomplish almost nothing for themselves for five whole seasons was a good idea. Just about all their wins have come from supes betraying supes or dumb luck. The only thing about this show I find more infuriating is that we only got 2 seasons of The Tick but we get an extended universe of this bullshit.

As I've said before, the show is almost entirely about people going on a different sidequest every episode and just failing so that they have to do the same thing again in the next episode.

It's sloppy Marvel-movie/TV show level writing where the ultimate macguffin that will totally end the bad guys forever either doesn't work or gets destroyed so we have to do it all over again in the next movie/TV show.
 
The deep genuinely caring about fish and the sea honestly makes him more endearing than the entire boys crew. I don't know how the writers have managed to fuck up to such a degree that the entire antagonist crew is individually more intresting that the all of the boys put toogether.
Also none of these superheroes chose their powers or even having powers in the first place. The world knowing about Compound V should make them far more sympathetic. People don't like when kids are forced by parents to be in child beauty pageants or become child actors. Yet in The Boys you have parents injecting their kids with Compound V and not a single lawsuit over child abuse. Just more poor world building. And Americans should hate Vought and Compound V as it was made by the Nazis.

And in Gen V we see that half of these superheroes kill their families by accident when their powers activate. And Vought has no contingency plans or preventative measures for this. They just dump kids that are potential lethal dangers whenever their powers activate. Let's inject a kid with a drug that could make them a living weapon and just dump them in a small town with no supervision.
The boys are genuinely useless at this point 99% of the plot development is butcher.
We have an entire spinoff about the superhero virus and it will likely be irrelevant in the end. The writing on this show really is Game of Throne final season level poor. But this show is ten times less popular so it won't ever get the extreme mockery and derision (unless the finale is somehow the worst television show ending of all time).
 
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