The Böhmermann Affair - Aka Turkish "president" Recep Tayyip Erdogan is a gigantic lolcow

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Böhmermann_affair

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/16/opinion/erdogan-and-merkels-comic-comeuppance.html?_r=0

http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/7878/german-satire-erdogan

Alright, so basically, a German comedian named Jan Böhmermann made fun of Turkish president Erdogan on his satire show, Neo Magazin Royale. Böhmermann was inspired to do so after a German tv station aired a music video mocking Erdogan, which you can watch here; it currently has over 8 million views (isn't the Streisand Effect awesome?). Anyway, Erdogan flipped out, summoning the German ambassador and demanding that the video be removed from the internet and never be shown again. Of course, this signaled to everyone that Erdogan cannot take an insult. Like a true shit-stirrer (I say this lovingly; Böhmermann could be a Kiwi), Böhmermann published an "Offensive Poem" on his show, which deliberately played with the limits of satire (most of it is devoted to accusing Erdogan of having sex with goats and sheep, among other things).

Of course Erdogan flipped the fuck out and called for the criminal prosecution of Böhmermann, which Angela Merkel is granting. The entire thing hinges on an obscure and never used law from 1871, which makes the "slander of institutions and officials of foreign states" an offense carrying a penalty of up to five years in prison. Germans immediately accused Merkel of kowtowing to Turkey in light of the migrant crisis; Turkey is all that stands in the way of waves and waves of migrants flooding Europe.

Can we please talk about how Erdogan is a huge fucking lolcow? He literally jailed someone over memes and has been cracking down hard on satirists and everyone else who makes fun of him. He cannot take a joke. But instead of ranting on YouTube or Deviantart he arrests people. And I literally laughed out loud when I learned that he demanded that the music video be removed from the internet. That belongs in the "Take that off the god damn Internet!" section of this forum.
 
FOR REAL THOUGH. How has she not been impeached yet? She clearly doesn't have Germany's best interests in mind considering how she will not stop kowtowing to Turkey.

It just infuriates me. The West has so much to be proud of, with freedom of speech and freedom of thought being perhaps the greatest things it has to offer. So why are Merkel and other European politicians so willing to undermine those principles if it means not offending foreigners? Who gives a fuck what they think?
Germany's been aligned with neither the values nor the militia of "The West" for very long, and East Germany -- Merkel's home -- has an even briefer relationship. They're really closer to their brethren in Central Europe rather than Western Europe, possessing neither a long nor robust history of sticking up for liberal values or the principles of the social contract. Austria and Poland are both even worse, but just look at this shit from Article 5 of Basic German Law:

The Basic Law for the Federal Republic of Germany said:
Grundgesetz für die Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Art 5


Article 5
[Freedom of expression, arts and sciences]

(1) Jeder hat das Recht, seine Meinung in Wort, Schrift und Bild frei zu äußern und zu verbreiten und sich aus allgemein zugänglichen Quellen ungehindert zu unterrichten. Die Pressefreiheit und die Freiheit der Berichterstattung durch Rundfunk und Film werden gewährleistet. Eine Zensur findet nicht statt.

(1) Every person shall have the right freely to express and disseminate his opinions in speech, writing and pictures, and to inform himself without hindrance from generally accessible sources. Freedom of the press and freedom of reporting by means of broadcasts and films shall be guaranteed. There shall be no censorship.

(2) Diese Rechte finden ihre Schranken in den Vorschriften der allgemeinen Gesetze, den gesetzlichen Bestimmungen zum Schutze der Jugend und in dem Recht der persönlichen Ehre.


(2) These rights shall find their limits in the provisions of general laws, in provisions for the protection of young persons, and in the right to personal honour.

(3) Kunst und Wissenschaft, Forschung und Lehre sind frei. Die Freiheit der Lehre entbindet nicht von der Treue zur Verfassung.

(3) Arts and sciences, research and teaching shall be free. The freedom of teaching shall not release any person from allegiance to the constitution.
For comparison's sake, here's the text to the First Amendment of the US Constitution:

The First Amendment of the US Constitution said:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Not only is the text significantly more liberal in wording and not followed immediately by qualifications. The document it came from is over a hundred and fifty years older.

That's how far behind Germany is on freedom of expression. Throw in that Merkel spent the first thirty-five years of her life growing up in East Germany, where things were even worse, and it's easy to see how safeguards to freedom can be so quickly abandoned.

To think people have been comparing Trump to Hitler and Mussolini, but not this guy.
Where Erdōan's from, that'd be a compliment.

The sickening thing is, her attitude, the shit with the refugees, and now this stunt will wind up creating a back-lash. I don't think it'll bring about a fourth reich or anything like that, but I really wouldn't be surprised if racism and hate crimes began increasing as a result of all this shit.
Abso-to-the-Goddamn-lutely.

This same kind of shit's been happening with Obama and SJWs over here, which is why a feeble-minded sociopath like Trump is clinching the nomination of a major party rather than swindling starfuckers out of their money because they're too stupid to know not to take his word that he has any competence as a businessman. Worse yet, once the Trumps of the world get into power -- rather than safeguarding the worthwhile parts of western civilization as retards like Razorfist so desperately delude themselves into believing -- they stop so much as bringing out the vaseline.

All the Trumps and Erdōans are brothers under the skin.
 
I would unironically vote for trump.

I am however, a fucking idiot who deserves ridicule for posting this in the wrong topic
 
Didn't you say a while ago that your job would have you living Kazakhstan for several months? I'd check if they have any sort of extradition treaty with Turkey.:lol:
I'm going to be very polite for a few months. :cool:

Also, sonichu.com now has https encryption for a reason...
 
. If he wasn't such a despot, he would deserve a thread here.
We should make a thread anyway.

anyways this reminds me alot of court jester and how they would criticize their lords and laws through wordplay and jokes, and anybody who got butthurt were seen as thin skinned idiots who can't take a joke.
 
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