Opinion The Atlantic: Everyone Has ‘Car Brain’ - Online communities dedicated to criticizing cars and the people who love them have developed an insult that … kind of makes sense.

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By Kaitlyn Tiffany

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Illustration by Ben Kothe / The Atlantic. Source: Getty.

JULY 5, 2023, 7 AM ET

Francis Curzon, born in 1884 and later named the fifth Earl Howe, loved a souped-up Bugatti. And he loved to drive fast. He was famous for his “great skill and daring” on the racetrack, and also, eventually, for crashing into pedestrians—knocking down a boy in Belfast, Northern Ireland; slamming into a horse-drawn cart and killing a peasant in Pesaro, Italy.

These incidents (and 10 more) were recounted in a 1947 polemic by J. S. Dean, chair of the Pedestrians’ Association in England. Dean took particular issue with an assertion the earl had once made that the “recklessness” of pedestrians was the main safety problem on Britain’s roads. People who drive cars, Dean pointed out, do consider themselves to be “pedestrians” in other situations—that is, when they themselves are walking—and they agree that safety laws are important. Still, no matter what they may say, they continue to do whatever they want. Dean asked: “What are we to do with these people with their split minds?”

If the term had been available to him, he might have used the pejorative car brain to describe the conundrum he was observing. In the past five years or so, the term has become a common joke in left-leaning online spaces devoted to public transportation and urban planning, including the Facebook group “New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens.” Car brain also appears daily in the even more explicit Reddit forum r/fuckcars (404,000 members). It describes both a state of mind (“you’re car-brained”) and a type of person (“she is a car brain”). Obviously, the term is rude and very smug—in the same vein as the guys who wear ONE LESS CAR T-shirts while riding their bike. But there is also something true about it: Reason is failing in the face of the majestic automobile. People make excuses for cars and remain devoted to them, despite the incontrovertible evidence that they’re extremely dangerous.

This is an unresolvable tension of life in the United States. It’s been that way as long as there have been cars to drive and crash, and it’s especially notable now. An estimated 46,270 people were killed by cars last year. In 2019, deaths numbered 39,107. Car deaths drastically started to spike in 2020, a phenomenon that at first some ascribed to one of the many riddling consequences of the pandemic. Americans were driving much less than usual in the early days of COVID, but those who did take their cars out were found to be driving more recklessly and even faster than they were before, perhaps because everyone was simply more anxious, or perhaps because the roads were more open and people felt free to speed, or perhaps the threat of a deadly virus made other threats seem less consequential. Those explanations became less convincing, however, as pandemic restrictions faded yet car fatalities continued to rise. The number of people killed by cars in 2022 is 9 percent higher than in 2020.

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Of course, one problem with these numbers is the simple fact that cars are necessary. Americans have to get places, and in much of the country there is no other way to do that. Sometimes, becoming “car-brained” is just what you have to do to get through the day without constant dread. I grew up in a rural area, and was happily car-brained as I commuted to my job at the mall. Now I’ve been living in New York City for the better part of a decade and am rarely in a car. I find myself acutely terrified by the idea; I feel sharp, pit-in-the-stomach anxiety whenever a phone call to a family member produces the knowledge that they will soon be driving somewhere. Yet I still love cars. I plan imaginary road trips as I fall asleep. I sigh with envy when I see someone pull into a Wegmans parking lot. I used to have a red Hyundai Elantra; when I say Hyundai Elantra, I say it like I am saying the name of the one who got away.

A new study attempts to model the confusion I’m feeling. Co-authored by Ian Walker, an environmental-psychology professor at Swansea University, in Wales, the preprint is titled “Motonormativity: How Social Norms Hide a Major Public Health Hazard.” It was based on survey data collected in the U.K., but nonetheless has some relevance: Walker and his team created pairs of questions designed to suss out the existence of a pro-car bias in society. The questions range from clever to somewhat chin-scratching. For instance, should people smoke cigarettes in highly populated areas where other people would have to breathe in the smoke? Forty-eight percent of respondents strongly agreed that they should not. Should people drive cars in highly populated areas where other people would have to breathe in the exhaust fumes? Only 4 percent strongly agreed that they should not. If you leave your car in the street and it gets stolen, is it your fault? Eighty-seven percent said no. If you leave anything else in the street and it gets stolen, is that your fault? Forty percent said yes.

Walker did not attempt to hide his bias. He was already familiar with the idea of car brain, he told me, and the term motonormativity was his “technical attempt” at expressing the same idea. “The harms of motoring are very much just seen as an aspect of life,” he said. “We’ve lost the ability to look at it objectively.” When I reasoned that some people in the U.S. have to drive, he suggested they could move—it’s not “as if we’re in Soviet Russia and the government allocates us to houses,” he protested. I pushed him on the survey questions; it makes more sense to leave a car in the street than it does $50. He countered that I was only proving his point. “That’s what streets are being used for at the moment, but I don’t think they’re intended to store property,” he said. “The paper is essentially suggesting that we make special pleading.” And that’s what I was doing: treating cars as an exceptional category.

Walker’s perspective may seem extreme, but there has been resistance to the “pro-car narrative” from the very beginning. In the first decades of the mass-produced automobile, but before the Eisenhower era of rapid-fire highway construction, screeds against cars were somewhat common. In 1931, The Atlantic published “Our Delightful Man Killer,” an impassioned essay about pending motor-safety regulations that emphasized the absurdity of the 33,000 fatalities counted the year before. (This number is even worse than it sounds, because the country’s population was about 123 million at the time, compared with 335 million today.) “The trouble lies deeper than in bad driving,” the essay concluded. “It lies in the fundamental incompatibility of machines and men, steel and flesh, in a running mix-up on the highways. Nothing on earth can make their intimacy safe.” A similar, gorier essay appeared in Reader’s Digest a few years later—this one suggesting that “if ghosts could be put to a useful purpose, every bad stretch of road in the United States would greet the oncoming motorist with groans and screams and the educational spectacle of ten or a dozen corpses, all sizes, sexes and ages, lying horribly still on the bloody grass.”

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Almost 100 years later, the cognitive dissonance has become, if anything, more pronounced. Motor vehicles are a leading cause of death in the United States, according to the CDC. They’re in the top 10 for all age groups from 1 to 54 years old, Matthew Raifman, a researcher at the Boston University School of Public Health, pointed out when I reached him for comment. Many other top causes of death—cancer, heart disease—are talked about all the time as serious public-health problems that need radical solutions. “Why are we not doing that for motor vehicles?” Raifman asked. “It’s weird to me that we’re okay with this top-10 cause of death that’s sitting there year after year.”

Some believe that new technology will help solve this problem. But as the first self-driving vehicles arrive on our roads, they’ve only underscored the hubris of car culture. Earlier this year, The New York Times’ Christopher Cox interviewed Tesla owners who had been in accidents caused directly by malfunctions of Tesla’s $15,000 Full Self-Driving feature, and found that many were willing to explain the car’s dramatic errors away. They weren’t skittish about getting back (as human observers) behind the (autonomous) wheel. One man was still using “Mad Max mode,” in which his Tesla would aggressively pass slower moving cars on the highway. Tesla did not respond to my requests for comment.

More recently, The Washington Post reported that Tesla’s autopilot features had been involved in at least 736 crashes since 2019, far more than had been previously known. While the meaning of the number is still obscured by some missing information about how Tesla’s software was being used and how it might have failed, what’s obvious is a surprising level of comfort with danger: In one crash described in the report, the driver had affixed small weights to his steering wheel to get around the system’s requirement that a human always be hands-on, ready to take over for the robot.

The strangeness of “car brain” will persist well into the future. Driving is dangerous. Driving is terrifying. Still, I want to be going 80 miles an hour through a desert. I want to turn a radio dial! I want to keep personal items in a glove compartment and hit the open road with a huge fountain soda. (Can I have next week off?) I’m lucky to be healthy and young—if suddenly I were to die, it’s statistically most likely that it would be because I was in a car crash. I know this. My car brain doesn’t.
 
Anyone who's ever watched a transit brain plot out an insane route to get from point A to point B that requires two transfers and multiple modes of transportation knows why they feel the need to cope with articles like this.
 
Now I’ve been living in New York City for the better part of a decade and am rarely in a car. I find myself acutely terrified by the idea; I feel sharp, pit-in-the-stomach anxiety whenever a phone call to a family member produces the knowledge that they will soon be driving somewhere. Yet I still love cars. I plan imaginary road trips as I fall asleep. I sigh with envy when I see someone pull into a Wegmans parking lot. I used to have a red Hyundai Elantra; when I say Hyundai Elantra, I say it like I am saying the name of the one who got away.
Kaitlyn, you need to seek professional help. You are not right in the head. A doctor can and will help you.

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When I reasoned that some people in the U.S. have to drive, he suggested they could move—it’s not “as if we’re in Soviet Russia and the government allocates us to houses,” he protested
Here I was thinking I'd already gone past the crazy part, but no. This asshole is hinting we take cars away from people so they would have to move to bughive cities, and somehow that's not exactly like the Soviets would've solved the issue. What a retard.
 
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Car deaths drastically started to spike in 2020, a phenomenon that at first some ascribed to one of the many riddling consequences of the pandemic. Americans were driving much less than usual in the early days of COVID, but those who did take their cars out were found to be driving more recklessly and even faster than they were before, perhaps because everyone was simply more anxious, or perhaps because the roads were more open and people felt free to speed, or perhaps the threat of a deadly virus made other threats seem less consequential. Those explanations became less convincing, however, as pandemic restrictions faded yet car fatalities continued to rise. The number of people killed by cars in 2022 is 9 percent higher than in 2020.
This couldn't possibly be connected to cops still facing personnel issues, funding issues, and increasing restrictions on actually chasing down people driving like violent retards, could it? Or that a habit, once acquired, is not often broken without some kind of motivation to do so?
Walker did not attempt to hide his bias. He was already familiar with the idea of car brain, he told me, and the term motonormativity was his “technical attempt” at expressing the same idea.
Great, so now reddit is publishing papers intended for use by policymakers. :story:
 
The vast majority of the country lives in places that were laid out by "motoronormatives" (cringe). There's no going back. I've lived many places with muh transit and it's nice when it works but it sucks for shopping, sucks for kids, sucks for old/disabled people, etc.

This one simple trick would reduce a lot of accidents: quit enforcing speed limits as the number one thing because of muh radar and start enforcing lane discipline. Left lane limit enforcer fags deserve the rope.

Again, I would point out that the leading argument here isn't climate because they know electric cars mostly deflates that argument so now we're back to this.
 
Why do these people have a compulsion to make others want to punch them in the face via writing 5000 word turboautist spectaculars?
 
Again, I would point out that the leading argument here isn't climate because they know electric cars mostly deflates that argument so now we're back to this.
Yep, that's the left for you: they want you out of your car and make you move to the city where they can track you down to an inch. They want to take every last bit of freedom of movement away from you. Because when you're free to go from point A to point B whenever you please, you're not strictly under their control. That's all that this is, and they've been trying to get rid of cars since the 1960's.
 
Francis Curzon, born in 1884 and later named the fifth Earl Howe, loved a souped-up Bugatti. And he loved to drive fast. He was famous for his “great skill and daring” on the racetrack, and also, eventually, for crashing into pedestrians—knocking down a boy in Belfast, Northern Ireland; slamming into a horse-drawn cart and killing a peasant in Pesaro, Italy.
That's why we have traffic laws.

People like moving fast preferably on their own terms. Cars are better than horses and oxen. No, people aren't going to use the bus, they don't today even in soycialist utopias like Sweden (I know it's not I like how they keep pointing towards small population homogeneous societies) or bug hives like China, they'll just slap a two stroke on a bike and liveleak logo in the corner and go on their merry day. No people aren't going to use trains especially in the developed nations like the US where aircraft are a thing, even if trannycontinental railroads became a thing again the rails are so overregulated billions will die due to poor maintenance and the inability to build new line for safety and decongestion (hey that sounds familiar) reasons because of the insane amounts of red tape built up over the course of nearly 2 centuries.

Yep, that's the left for you: they want you out of your car and make you move to the city where they can track you down to an inch. They want to take every last bit of freedom of movement away from you. Because when you're free to go from point A to point B whenever you please, you're not strictly under their control. That's all that this is, and they've been trying to get rid of cars since the 1960's.
byea. You can walk them into finally admitting their true feelings and they'll still cry bloody murder that you're the evil one.
 
This couldn't possibly be connected to cops still facing personnel issues, funding issues, and increasing restrictions on actually chasing down people driving like violent retards, could it? Or that a habit, once acquired, is not often broken without some kind of motivation to do so?
The reactions to French George Floyd (Nahel M) are probably the most car-brained thing I've ever seen. You bet your ass police departments around the Western world are now going to treat traffic stops with kid gloves because they don't want to turn the driver they pulled over for being a fucking menace to society into the next Saint that causes riots in their country.

Yet I've never seen any of the r/fuckcars crowd lament on how the sandnigger was a privileged driver in a fucking supercar and the riots are supporting his privilege to use his car as a weapon against others. Weird.

Oh and this isn't even getting into how cops are basically not allowed to do anything to anyone on public transit because that would be carceral and oppression against da blax or whatever.
 
If you wanna live in a place that's walkable or has good transit, move to a small town for the former and europe for the latter.
 
In 1931, The Atlantic published “Our Delightful Man Killer,” an impassioned essay about pending motor-safety regulations that emphasized the absurdity of the 33,000 fatalities counted the year before. (This number is even worse than it sounds, because the country’s population was about 123 million at the time, compared with 335 million today
if suddenly I were to die, it’s statistically most likely that it would be because I was in a car crash
what the article fails to mention is that there were only 42,939 fatalities from car accidents in 2021, with a population of 333 million. if you go back to 2019 before cities broke down into lawlessness that number goes down to 36,355. the fatalities per 100K population went from 25.77 in 1931 to 12.89 in 2021 (and if you look at 2019 it goes down to 10.99). it's never been safer to drive than in the last decade

if you look at the causes of death from 2021 from the CDC you're more likely to die from kidney or liver disease than in a car accident (per 100K population), even if you're looking at the increased mortality rate of after 2020
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all this article has taught me is that The Atlantic has always been garbage
 
what the article fails to mention is that there were only 42,939 fatalities from car accidents in 2021, with a population of 333 million. if you go back to 2019 before cities broke down into lawlessness that number goes down to 36,355. the fatalities per 100K population went from 25.77 in 1931 to 12.89 in 2021 (and if you look at 2019 it goes down to 10.99). it's never been safer to drive than in the last decade

if you look at the causes of death from 2021 from the CDC you're more likely to die from kidney or liver disease than in a car accident (per 100K population), even if you're looking at the increased mortality rate of after 2020
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all this article has taught me is that The Atlantic has always been garbage
It's their same technicality-games as when they cite gun deaths; they omit the fact that over half of them are suicides, or include 18- and 19-year-old joggers shooting each other as "children" killed.
 
Do you think that in the past walkcucks coped about horse owners by calling them "horse brained?"
Bold of you to think they would acknowledge horses existed at all. That would be counter to their narrative that the auto industry made up jaywalking to ensure the domination of the car over pedestrians, even though roads were already taken away from pedestrians by horses. So they just don't do that.
 
They made it so you can't kick people off transit or arrest them for harassing or attacking people to look better to other idiots like themselves, but now they're stuck with it, so they hate people who are not, seems simple to me.

Motonormativity is fucking hilarious at least.
 
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