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now i see what's happening here you're just an autist with a weeb avatar
im gonna go play some more harvest now
There no sense in trying to use your brain to talk to these retards.

This guy represents everything holding back TF2. If these fucks would just STOP GIVING VALVE MONEY Quickplay would be back in time for a summer update.
Point proven. These retards honestly believe TF2 is a cash cow giving Valve their majority of their money, enough to drop whatever they are working on to fix up a 17 year old game.

Do not look into the fact a invite only alpha has as many players as tf2. Do not look into the fact that dota 2 and cs2 have almost 100x the amount of players and using the same estimates that zesty used to calculate how much money tf2 makes in a year would put cs2 alone into a billion+ dollars a year. TF2 is a cash cow that DESERVES Valves attention.

Unfortunately suggesting these things will get you the Valve Drone Defense Force who proceeds to list every problem with the current system and then goes "Yup, that's just how the game is now! Just Accept it (or leave)!"
And then they need to over exaggerate claims in order to make themselves look better. "Hey guys, i don't think trying to make valve completely redesign their matchmaking system is a good idea and would only lead to nothing. Maybe we can ask them to change server ru-" "VALVE BOOTLICKER! How does that boot taste?"
 
at 34:43 and 38:46 he calls people who think quickplay would fix steamrolls retarded and that quickplay also had unbalanced games, 2 seconds later he complains that his entire team ragequit and the server died
Such a beautiful moment, genuinely made me laugh like an idiot.

Archived it for your own (and mine) viewing pleasure.

 
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Someone should make a video on Fishonthestick, call it "The TF2Tuber who rages at his Mother" or "Fishonthestick: The Lolcow TF2Tuber"

You know he would sperg out if someone made fun of him.
 
Second mastercoms post has hit the Reddit (apologies for phoneposting):

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Such a beautiful moment, genuinely made me laugh like an idiot.

Archived it for your own (and mine) viewing pleasure.

Quickplay bad or algo.webm

Amazing how he doubles down on casual despite the fact the universe itself refuted his point with the utmost comedic timing possible. I genuinely cannot tell if casualfags are severely retarded or actively malicious at this point.
 
If I talked shit to my mother I would kill myself in shame... His mother should throw his ass out.
Here is an archive for posterity:
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The argument happens around the 14:20 mark.
On a serious note, if we take and consider the facts that FishOnAStick yelled at his mother like that ON STREAM, saying directly with 100% seriousness multiple times afterwards that he hates his mom to his internet friends, and then complains in another stream about being the caretaker ("babysitter" as he describes it) of his "c*nt" mother (which he cannot "opt out" of apparently, so maybe no father or relative can fill his shoes), what are the odds that FishOnAStick is committing some form of abuse (physical, mental, etc.) against his mother? Am I wrong for being too concerned about this or overthinking this?
 
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On a serious note, if we take and consider the facts that FishOnAStick yelled at his mother like that ON STREAM, saying directly with 100% seriousness multiple times afterwards that he hates his mom to his internet friends, and then complains in another stream about being the caretaker ("babysitter" as he describes it) of his "c*nt" mother (which he cannot "opt out" of apparently, so maybe no father or relative can fill his shoes), what are the odds that FishOnAStick is committing some form of abuse (physical, mental, etc.) against his mother? Am I wrong for being too concerned about this or overthinking this?
at 7:05 he says he's been having anger management issues since he's a kid to the point of being put in special ed (and having to be locked inside of a closet for misbehaving)
 
If I talked shit to my mother I would kill myself in shame.

Fishonastick is such a fucking faggot it's unreal.

His mother should throw his ass out.
How old is this manlet? There's videos on his channel from 8 years ago, either he was posting these before he was even a teenager or this is a man in his 20s speaking to the parents who still let him live with them like this :stress:
 
From what I can tell or at least from what the guy claims, it's his mother living with him in his own home. But still, you shouldn't be talking to your mom like that.
 
The issue with causal being a shit show is that community servers fucking suck, every time I play a server for a while I watch it slowly get taken over by annoying lifeless retards that all wanna play the same 5 maps. I've been playing the shounic server for a bit now, mostly cause I like the simple maps made for 100 players, but since he added tf2ware I gotta watch these trannies always vote for it every time I play. Then they rtv a majority of other maps just to cycle back, these motherfuckers never even played that shit when it came out. Tf2ware died because it sucked 10 years ago. Uncletopia killed me with their constant cycles to vote for Pier over and over again, and of course skial only fucking plays the same shit maps. It seems like whenever a server comes around with decent map cycles that add fresh maps they always get taken over and most of the maps are ignored in favor of meme votes. Causal may not be great but at least I can end up on less played maps and have some variety.
 
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