I will admit that before starting, I did not listen to tortured poets because from the get-go it sounded shit, and I was correct with that judgement. Even when Showgirl got announced, I had red flags mixed with optimism. Firstly, because it is too soon after such a flop and the premise that she recorded it whilst doing the Eras Tour sounds like quality has been overlooked. The optimist in me. was like "cool, an album that is the same vibe as Bejeweled, nice." Bejeweled was one of the more catchy songs on Midnights, but it was poppy, with a good lyrical structure. Very quintessential Taylor.
Well, looks like we aren't allowed nice things because Showgirl was a musical abomination. So first of all, the music is not awful; it's the lyrics. I like the backing tracks to most of the songs. Cancelled has a pre-interlude sound; it sounds like a villain song, but the lyrics are just awful. Wood sounds very similar to Jackson 5 - Bring it back, not something I expected, but still different. Ophelia is catchy, but has an incredible music video. Whoever edited and set designed that video needs an award because it was a joy to watch. The attempt at Sabrina Carpenter double entendre was not done well because Taylor is not the type of person.
I do thank you, though, Tay. I went back and listened to Short n' Sweet by Sabrina Carpenter, and that album was a banger.