💼 Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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Taylor Lorenz is dessicated, wizened and bulimic and I would not have sex with her. She is far too old for me. And I was born in in the year of Our Lord 1580.

Edit one 'in' too many. Not a Freudian slip.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
Wikipedia has a policy where you literally cannot do any sort of research or first hand reporting, you HAVE to get your information laundered by a "trusted source" for them to accept it.

It was already a issue back when the site was young and still somewhat trustworthy, like a infamous case of some dude who bought a NYT colum just so he could talk shit about Wikipedia and be able to correct his own page. But nowadays it works as a censorship by obfuscation since it doesn't matter if you see it with your own eyes and record with your own camera and get a dozen witnesses and a thousand pages of proof, if you don't have a CNN journigger putting it on their fucking Pravda publication you have no source to cite and thus no way to actually add the info to the wiki.
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I've noticed that type of mentality creep into real life is the horrifying thing. Basically "you can't trust your own research" type shit.

Nigga, I'm citing .gov and .edu's I think I have a point.
 
Taylor’s Wikipedia article doesn’t correctly reflect that her pussy is full of sand. Not even clean sand, but sand that came out of a vacuum cleaner. The kind of sand you’d get if you found an old rug in your grandpa’s barn and vacuumed it off and collected the dirt, with dead bugs and splinters mixed in
 
i checked Taylor Lorenz's wikipedia page today. turns out she's still fat, old and ugly
 
Getty Images' search function has strong opinions about the age group that Taylor Lorenz belongs to.

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new tweet, masked outdoors ...
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I'm glad she took my advice on covering up her neck. That mask really helps with the jowls too, you almost can't tell that she's an old lady, but the drooping eye lids does reveal a lot. She should try sunglasses.
 
ForTheHoard said:
The hands don't lie. That purse is full of butterscotch hard candies and $2 bills.

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The lack of wedding ring would make me assume she's a widow.
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To be fair, she is trying with that excessive sleeve to cover them up, but I think she might need to think about going to Madonna's school of wearing finger-less gloves everywhere. It ensures that they're not seen.

I'd also say that she should consider gaining a bit of weight - going skeletal in your sixties is always unflattering, but I'm not sure how many $40 avocado toasts she can afford a day to fatten herself up.
 
ForTheHoard said:
The hands don't lie. That purse is full of butterscotch hard candies and $2 bills.
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She has some bit o honeys and a teaspoon of pink powder in a compact in that purse. She's Delta Dawn, a faded rose from days gone by.

The aged claw hand tells no lies.
 
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