😵‍💫 Skitzocow @TassotheArtist / Tasso Anastasios Marinakis - Madonna's soul mate, painter of billion dollar paintings and old testament style God.

[TheMockTurtle]

Let me introduce you to @Tassotheartist on twitter. He's a very talented artist, selling his paintings for millions to museums and celebrity collectors alike.

Spoiler: Fine Art

Also, he's Madonna's soul mate and they designed a car together and she even handles the sale of some of his art.

Spoiler: Wife Madonna

vroom vroom

They are engaged and have invited several celebrities to their wedding, including Yoko Ono and Elton John. Congratulations to all who made the list.

Spoiler: Engagement List

Oh also, he and Karla Homolka are friends and everyone needs to just be chill about it, okay? It is unclear if she is on the engagement list or not.

Spoiler: Don't Call ANYBODY

Cont. in next post

 

[TheMockTurtle]

My personal favorite thing about Tasso is his inability to get his e-mail address straight. I'm currently up to 8 e-mail addresses.

Spoiler: @madonna@madoonaarts@mail.com

e-mail Count:
madonna@madonnaarts@mail.com
madonnaarts@mail.com
Tassotheartist@mail.com
madonnamadonnaarts@mail.com
madonna@facebook@madonnaarts.com
:::::::::madonnaarts@gmail.com
madoonaarts@mail.com
madonnamadonnaarts@mail.com

But of course none of this matters because...

Spoiler

He's Jesus and God.

With over 2000 tweets, this is just a small sampling of @Tassotheartist.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I always knew GodBearJesus drove a lame early 90s Firebird and lived in a shitty apartment.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Well, when you're marrying someone named Madonna, I guess it isn't surprising you might develop a bit of a god complex.

 

[drain]

lmao this dude looks like he is tripping balls on bad acid

 

[TheMockTurtle]

"My character has been used in real films"

 

[talk talk talk]

lmao this dude looks like he is tripping balls on bad acid

Or really good acid. It kind of depends on your perspective.

 

[drain]

Or really good acid. It kind of depends on your perspective.

Well, if it was really good, dude would be enjoying his trip without chimping on the internet

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"My character has been used in real films"

"bust"

 

[talk talk talk]

Well, if it was really good, dude would be enjoying his trip without chimping on the internet

Hard to tell if this is a chimp out or just random ooks and eeks.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Hard to tell if this is a chimp out or just random ooks and eeks.

It's neither, this dude is full on crazy.

He first posted about designing a Bentley with Madonna on April 7th and then posted on May 2nd a pic he drew supposedly on April 27th. That's a whole month that he carried out this Madonna Bentley plot. Also the engagement list announcements takes place over at least a month I think.

 

[VortekPMD]

Well you know, he has a chance with Madonna now as opposed to when she released Ray of Light.

 

[randomfarmer]

5'9"
Short man syndrome.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Good find, OP. I got a good laugh out of the "engagement list" and tweets about it.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Uh oh

Looks like he may be more powerful than Brad