Taking bets for Jonathan's fate

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What is Jonathan's fate?

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He's going to be found dead in the river with extensive bruising, genital mutilation, and 15 tampons shoved up his bleeding asshole.

The reporting cops will immediately rule it an accident and there will be no investigation.

The only people who care will be SJWs who know nothing about what a shithead he was, and he will be considered a martyr and the patron saint of smooth man-labia everywhere.
 
Apoth42 said:
She loses nothing for losing because her fees are paid for. Losing just means another human rights case.
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Jonathan has so far been found liable for $150 in tribunal assesed costs while collecting over $2000 from respondents in mediation. Jonathan will continue to play the game until a large judgement against him occurs. My bet is for big loss / shame + obscurity.
 
WyattRabbit2 said:
Jonathan has so far been found liable for $150 in tribunal assesed costs while collecting over $2000 from respondents in mediation. Jonathan will continue to play the game until a large judgement against him occurs. My bet is for big loss / shame + obscurity.
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I don't understand the obscurity angle. The right will be elevating Yaniv to the heights of politics and the left may help.
 
Cryin RN said:
Here's why I disagree. Luka was always seeking personal fame pretty explicitly. He WANTED his name out there, he wanted his face out there, he wanted to be famous. Yaniv has always tried to pull puppet strings from the shadows. He sought a publication ban right from the start of these HRT cases even when he was a total nobody without a thread on KF and he'd have gathered tons of attention. He uses sock puppets. His attention seeking episodes are always an attempt to punish someone else. Brown janitors at his condo, brown waxing ladies, brown A&W workers, etc. He didn't want to be named in that stupid dog weed brownie incident. He only escalated to DMCAs against cis white dudes when they started talking about him. He doesn't want to be ass blasted by Alex Jones for being disgusting, he has no choice right now but to try to control the narrative because he's in one with his real face against his will.

He'll threaten suicide, that's a freebie. He'll probably get no punishment and fade away into obscurity. He's going to turn into a Steve Assanti level superfat.
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I vote for superfat as well. The chin countdown as he hatches each new one from under his neckfold will be wonderous and a thing of spectacular lulz.
 
50$ he tries to fuck some rural country chick and her dad catches Jon in the ac and pulls a Ramsay Bolton feeding him to hounds
 
public lynching after being exposed as a pedophile
 
In the year before Yitzhak's death. Jon told underage girls he wouldn't use diapers for his sweat because Yitzhak had to use them. Jon/Miriam will come to that point, with one faced with having to change/bathe/clean the other one regularly, they'll be too cheap to get help, and around 2022 the fire department will come to one or both of their apartments summoned by the neighbors who think they're smelling a dead body. The first responders will find Home Depot buckets of actual feces and probably a dog carcass around Jon's 15-year-old laptop. Strata will say that's it and evict them as raw sewage is starting to leak from their balcony onto the one below. SJW socks will start a gofundme that'll get $50 from them. Miriam will go into some sort of institution, and Jon will be hitting up women's shelters claiming his mom domestically battered him.
 
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